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Like rubbing a genie's lantern (i.imgur.com)

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[–]tiborsan 33 points34 points ago

faker than a 3 dollar bill

[–]taable 40 points41 points ago

oh really....

[–]ftc08 11 points12 points ago

Fun fact: most places don't use those real bill checker markers anymore, because the counterfeiters found a way around it. Just take a $5, bleach it, and print a $100 over it. Same fabric as the rest of American money, but the embedded watermarks and strip are wrong.

Nothing shows a real bill better than the good ol bright light test, mixed with a good helping of knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

[–]MBuddah 16 points17 points ago

so you're telling me the $3 bill is a fake?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

My grandpa collected 19th century three dollar bills. One of them had Santa Claus on it.

So, y'know, don't rush to judgment.

[–]hiding_from_my_gf 2 points3 points ago

suddenly.. federal prison.

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 1 point2 points ago

That's one heck of a printer you go there

[–]jaggazz 147 points148 points ago

fake

[–]Trinexx56 37 points38 points ago

Don't know why you're being bombed with downvotes. It's most definitely a fake. Source? Check any of the thousand times this has been posted, it gets torn apart almost every time.

EDIT: At the time, he was -3 at the bottom of the page. Disregard this comment now.

[–]QuasarsRcool 46 points47 points ago

Who just lifts up a dogs tail after petting it? "Hmmm, I wanna see what his butthole looks like"

[–]orzof 18 points19 points ago

Yeah...that'd be weird. Right?

[–]dunezone 4 points5 points ago

Ever notice how the area around a dogs butt looks like Jesus doing this...

http://home.kpn.nl/antoonwierda/plaatjesmap/Jesus%20outstretched%20arms.jpg

[–]Lamar_Scrodum 27 points28 points ago

Some nights, i just put on an old Creed album, stare at my dog's asshole and cry

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 8 points9 points ago

I do this in the dark with a strobe light listening to "Mega Rock Ballads: 2" staring into my own asshole via a mirrors and pulleys system.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

Which album?

[–]timmycosh 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ they're onto me!

[–]jaggazz 5 points6 points ago

Thanks. My knight in shining armor. People just probably WANT it to be true.

edit: Also the angle that the "shit" comes out is inconsistent with it coming from the anus of the dog, which is situated directly under the tail, not 6 inches under.

[–]jzigsjzigs 0 points1 point ago

I was pretty sure it was fake, but it still made me laugh.

[–]Famclik 3 points4 points ago

A guy holding the dog down in the front... The dog gets scared because of the pressurized spray of the fake "poop" ..... they are recording themselves pet a dog....

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[–]lorsus 0 points1 point ago

thank you for this

[–]Midnight_Skye 4 points5 points ago

This is the kind of reposts we need, not something being posted 12 times a month.

[–]LaxeCas 5 points6 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9hsZwmpOk

human edition :D

[–]bugalaman 2 points3 points ago

Can't tell if that is disgusting or hilarious. I'm gonna go with hilarious.

[–]Alatorr 4 points5 points ago

What the fuck kind of genie has a lantern?

[–]odel555q 2 points3 points ago

Maybe he stumbled home drunk and passed out in the nearest light-producing appliance.

[–]onedarkhorsee 2 points3 points ago

The only way this could be real is if the dog got a fright and expressed his/her anal glands.

Edit: but yeah even then, too far down, its a pipe with someone off camera

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

Expression of anal glands? Wow, TIL

[–]onedarkhorsee 0 points1 point ago

Nah its a setup, dog would have to be the size of a horse to have anal glands that big...

[–]OMROKER 10 points11 points ago

Pow right in the kisser...

[–]LandSharkLandShark 4 points5 points ago

Fake and.... no, it's not fake and gay.

More like slightly fabricated and bisexual.

[–]RhythmGuru 7 points8 points ago

Spay it, don't spray it.

[–]halfpint513 5 points6 points ago

I can't stop watching.

[–]Midnight_Skye 2 points3 points ago

Ready, Aim, (lift) FIRE!!

[–]WeaverXIII 3 points4 points ago

NEVER trust a fart.

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 2 points3 points ago

That one time... damnit

[–]horridmemory 1 point2 points ago

That was the most glorious bowel movement I've ever seen.

[–]chimericallegend 0 points1 point ago

Lantern???

[–]BoredValet 0 points1 point ago

What could she of possibly been expecting.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 0 points1 point ago

You ain't never had a friend like me!

[–]smiithxx 0 points1 point ago

Real or not, she deserved it

[–]Donnyboy -1 points0 points ago

I haven't witnessed this before. But is that a pregnant dog or something? I can't think of another reason why these people would record this, that dog look fat and stuff shoot out of it's butt!

[–]rex-manning-day 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck would she lift it's tail? It's like looking into an eclipse, you just shouldn't do it.

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

I think the original gif if just her getting scared after the dog suddenly woke up.

[–]shawnkelly 0 points1 point ago

Of course this is fake but I still pissed myself laughing.

[–]flamingflamingos 0 points1 point ago

And things like this, no matter how fake, are reasons I'm very respectfully a cat person.

[–]hung_pluto2003 1 point2 points ago

Was that a shart?

[–]Scaredtofart 0 points1 point ago

I hope her wish was for wet dog shit all over the fucking place! Fake or not this is some funny shit,......punny sorry

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 0 points1 point ago

That shit is real

[–]Moarish 0 points1 point ago

bet she learnt not to lift a dogs tail up again

[–]itakepicturesyo 0 points1 point ago

That about scared the shit outta me!

I'll show myself out now.

[–]theonlychad 0 points1 point ago

Man look at her O-face.

[–]Synlayr 1 point2 points ago

I have never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life. Thank you.

[–]FuTRoN 0 points1 point ago

why'd she lift the tail in the first place

[–]vinunleaded0301 0 points1 point ago

Nsfl tag pls

[–]ForgottenFork 1 point2 points ago

That genie must have a shitty job.

[–]innuendo819 0 points1 point ago

I hardly laugh at anything at this site, but this made me lol.

[–]whitefeather593 0 points1 point ago

I loled

[–]Id_knife_that 0 points1 point ago

Why would she even lift the dogs tale?

[–]wolfdad999 0 points1 point ago

Poopshot.

[–]DERPFUCKER -1 points0 points ago

dogs have learned a thing or two from squids

[–]musicrages 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]andshewas_45 1 point2 points ago

I think they should use that for a Tide commercial. Even Tide can get out your worse pet stains!

[–]wombatsodome 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if it's fake, it is very funny. Wish more original stuff like that was created.

[–]wetbudha -1 points0 points ago

I can't stop watching this.

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