Something is wrong with people

Jack_O_Bones · 20 days

I'm with ya if Pokemon were real we could all have one, if super heroes were real only a select few could be one.

Dakar-A · 20 days

Quiting school at the age of Ten to travel the world with a dragon/tank turtle/dinosaur? YES PLEASE!

Avenger3611 · 20 days

What app is that?

A_wild_fusa_appeared · 20 days

Heroes come with villains, if I'm not a hero I'm screwed by the villains. Everybody can have fun with polemon

WhiteBlade3000 · 20 days

I think Gligarman is plenty of evidence that you can be a superhero in a world with Pokemon. But you can't just make Pokemon exist in Gotham City. 54% of voters don't have their priorities in order.

Arxl · 20 days

Would pokemon have animal right? Since many of them have humanlike consciousness how would they feel about that?

bluesforpablo · 20 days

But the Poll boils down to Pokemon Franchise vs Every Superhero Franchise. So the fact that Pokemon got 46% of the votes compared to every super hero franchise is pretty awesome.

Wolvenfire86 · 20 days

Tough call. If Pokemon were real...we could all have some and there would be so much love. But if Superheroes exist, then there'd be a good chance of being born a mutant, or getting powers (studying magic, being born special, etc). Also world peace maybe.

I think I'd pick Pokemon, since Superheros come with horrendously bad super villains. I'd rather take a Fire Blast to the face then Darkseid's Omega beams. And I'd rather deal with Team Rocket than anyone froM Arkham.

Mr_Mimiseku · 20 days

The question should be, would you rather be a superhero? Or would you rather have pokemon?

LuperFlipino · 20 days

It's pretty close...why not both!?

ccbrownsfan · 20 days

I'm gonna go ahead and say that IRL, neither of these would be appealing.

Specifically, Pokemon: You really think that the government would let people (especially kids) own these things? They range from merely dangerous to living WMDs. Can you imagine the freaking devastation that would occur when armies (who most certainly would have access to pokemon) fought? What about legendaries: ticking time-bombs that, if awakened, could potentially end the world?

Superheroes have their own set of similar problems, but unfortunately, neither of these would end up as they do in fiction-land. It wouldn't be awesome. It would be fucking terrifying.

...But shit yeah, I'd totally snag me a Dragonite.

WaltzingacrosstheUS · 20 days

Have you seen the collateral damage that occurs in the Marvel and DC universes? No thank you!

AzuraBlitz · 20 days

Everyone in this thread is completely underestimating how hard it could be to catch, train and protect pokemon. Along with the fact that it'd be bat shit hard to make sure no one was a threat, and the fact that everyone is fantasising about having their dream pokemon, when in reality, you'll all most likely be the next 'Joey'.

It doesn't say superheroes come with super villains, and I want to meet the god damn Batman!

iDork622 · 20 days

Are villains real too? Can I be Spider-Man? There are too many unanswered questions for me to vote for superheroes.

Tipsyy · 20 days

My heart is too big to let another creature suffer in fight. Superheroes it is

Dradow · 20 days

You could be a hero that has the ability to fulfill any wishes.. Like Pokemon being real.

Rahzulus · 20 days

If Pokemon were really it would probably be illegal to fight them....

SRevanM · 20 days

If pokemon were real, then war and terrorism would become rampant... think about it, EVERYONE in the world could potentially have a dangerous weapon. If superheroes existed, they would form the Avengers or the Justice league, and fight for good. 54% of people have thought this through. Edit: Also, it says superheroes exist, it says nothing about them coming with supervillians.

alexdoo · 20 days

What app is this?

snlhopeful · 20 days

With enough pokemon you could mimic most super hero powers anyway!

SUPRAbuzzkill · 20 days

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE BOTH.

EnderFrith · 20 days

Well, let's see:

If superheroes were real, then supervillains would also be real.

If Pokemon were real, then Team Rocket would have to be real.

I'll take my chances with the crime syndicate that has problems defeating 10 year olds.

AsksWithQuestions · 20 days

Superheroes lead to supervillains and death. Pokemon lead to friendly battles and socializing.

Bnoob · 20 days

It says Pokemon are real, but not Pokeballs. Without any way to safely contain the Pokemon, they would probably attack and kill anyone who comes close.

iluuuvemuffins · 20 days

If pokemon were real we wouldn't be in any different of a situation than we are now. They would just replace the current animals we have now with their pokemon counterparts. We would end up mass producing and eating miltank. Some pokemon like growlith would replace our dogs and could be used by the police etc. But the vast majority of pokemon would have gone extinct over the course of human advancement. Humans and Pokemon could not live in harmony.

Besides pokemon battles IRL would be not unlike dogfighting and you should feel bad to see pokemon get injured.

FusRoBlah · 20 days

Could someone link me to this website?

thepaisleyinfection · 20 days

But then you could have your pokemon protect you rather than have to wait for a superhero take forever. Like the one from the Amanda Show.

Listerine_Enema · 20 days

If superheroes existed then those people wouldn't have gotten shot at the Batman premiere last night :C

MetalDevil · 20 days

srsly!? super heroes means super villans, get ready to fucking die, pokemon, I want my fucking charizard!

TyphoidLarry · 20 days

Pokemon is awesome as a fiction. Make it real, and you suddenly have an entire society making animals fight each other for entertainment.

arcticus · 20 days

Pokemons exist = You're now free to roam the world, capture Pokemons and be a master. Super Heroes exist = Now we have Super Heroes and Super Villains fighting around the globe, fucking shit up and we're not one of them. Oh, have I talked about the probability of Earth being destroyed in a scenario like this?

TheBoyYuuu · 20 days

54% suck at grammar

Toastasaurus · 20 days

hm. depends: Do I get to be one of the super heroes?

xShinno · 20 days

i'd rather have pokemon because i love pokemon AND if superheroes exist then the villains would to, and i really don't want to get smashed by falling debree comming from some giant fight between the two -_-

wotererio · 20 days

Pokemon also have super powers, but super heroes aren't pokemon. Therefore, pokemon are way better, and cuter. I wouldn't want to hold a 'cute ironman' but think about holding a 'cute plusle'. Well, waddaya think?

neocrosby · 19 days

I am severely angered that I live in a world where the the majority of people are contempt with having there be chump ass super heroes. Mother fucker, I want to beat the champion of the Elite 4 and be my own realities super hero!

DemLuckyCharms · 19 days

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5367085/1/The_Sun_Soul

This is what Pokemon would be like in real life. Horrifically dangerous and terrifying.

Gunderfro · 20 days

Both selections would have major impacts on the way society functions. More so with Pokemon, I think. So barring all the potential issues, Pokemon would get my vote. That would be some serious business.

aero23 · 20 days

The question isnt implying you could even be a superhero anyway, so why is everyone assuming people could just wake up and choose to have superpowers? The question is about superheroes existing, probably like 1 in a billion people would actually get powers for them to become superheros and have the definition remain. The alternate is "have pokemon be real" which doesn't stipulate that everyone gets a pokemon, but as far as the games are concerned 99% of the people you run into have at least one pokemon. The choice is now obvious, OP is entirely correct in his slight misanthropy when you weigh the options against one another.

Pokemon it is, by a long shot

bonerjohnson · 20 days

Pokemon would be a lot safer, as with heroes come villains and who knows what else.

Always dreaming of heroes I think I'd still go Pokemon. It'd be safer and friendlier for all. Plus there would be no guarantee I'd get powers, but my Pokemon would!

ShakeNBakey · 20 days

This was my go to wish as a child!

GaryOak24 · 20 days

Where there are superheros, there are super villains.

hawcru · 20 days

Would having the strongest pokemon grant you the most political power?

frankc454 · 20 days

some people just want to watch the world burn...

Hydris · 20 days

Im sure Everyone that voted superheroes did so under the assumption that they would be one. If it stated Pokemon were real or superheroes were real but you weren't one of them, the vast majority of the votes would be the for Pokemon.

Mister_Newling · 20 days

Well you're forgetting that Pokemon would be immensely powerful creatures that we can't control because, you know, we wouldn't have pokeballs or a working PC. We might develop it eventually but first there would probably be a ton of dying. On the other hand superheros would become rapidly pointless as no one is stupid enough to fight them. Then they become basically the policemen and send millions of people out of jobs. So yeah, Pokemon all the way!

gibsoncoca · 20 days

If superheroes existed, it'd probably be because some ridiculous evil existed for them to have to thwart. If Pokemon existed, everyone would have their own little troops of loyal friends who also keep them protected. The answer is Pokemon, no question!

toolman92 · 20 days

Why can we not have both?

betazyno · 20 days

would u rather have rabid dangerous animals that attack u on sight or superheroes(over 1000 of them) to save us?

public_impact · 20 days

I would rather have super heros than aggressive creatures that can kill me with fire, ice, and electricity.

facetothedawn · 20 days

If they could only fight one another (somehow) then yes - I don't like the idea that a crazy person could acquire a master ball and get a fire breathing monster

Bwob · 20 days

Maybe the idea is that there is probably some superhero that could go make pokemon be real. So then you'd get both!

Although I guess by that logic you could just ask for pokemon and have someone go ask Jirachi for superheroes and get both either way...

zwerver · 20 days

Pokemons kill you, heroes safe you.

Grinddbass · 20 days

I feel a 50/50 split is acceptable.

klownxxx · 20 days

I want to use this website, but it is always over capacity!

Laaayycock22 · 20 days

If superheros were real, then city's would be destroyed constantly from the villains!

CajunTurkey · 20 days

Something's wrong if you believe in that survey

Gandalay · 20 days

THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE THINKING.

slothenstein · 20 days

Some may argue that pokemon are superheroes. How many times have the helped save the world?

da_man_made_of_bread · 20 days

If superheroes were real i would get bitten by a radiactive spider, then expose myself to excess gammarays, then take a bunch of steroids, then create a crime fighting mechanical suit, and watch my parents get murder in front of me.

Hunter5Thompson · 20 days

Ok now that we agree superheroes are awesome. Which should take over, Marvel or DC?

duckman273 · 20 days

If super heroes were real, would super villains be real?

Spaser · 20 days

If superheroes exist, supervillains would exist too. I'll stick with pokemon.

kickababy · 20 days

yeah have superhoes, not BE one but have superhoes. that's waaaaaaaay better than going out and catching a pokemon T.T

nudgeishere · 20 days

Yeah, isn't it weird that different people have different opinions?

Belexar · 20 days

Read this and you'll understand: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/Pokemon

Stackman93 · 20 days

Pokemon is real. Just ask Michael Vick.

dkdisco · 20 days

To be fair, there are some superheroes (Cough, Scarlet Witch, COUGH) who can manipulate reality itself. If they wanted to, they could make pokemon exist too. Dunno if Arceus could make humans superheroes though.

PixieProxy · 20 days

Superheroes don't just come with villians, they come with massive amounts of COLLATERAL DAMAGE. Every huge arc in every superhero comic probably has thousands of people die just because they happened to be in a random building close by to a fight.

Pokemon please, I'll have one Zoroark and Gardevoir to go.

RIOONLINE · 20 days

I think everyone who voted super heros was thinking it would be them with the powers. Pokemon would be fucking epic. God I hope death is just a long dream where I live the pokemon experience

baserunner107 · 20 days

you can't cuddle with superheroes

mingie · 20 days

hmm i think i worked with the kid who started this website

pokemon

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