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[–]Hinge27 3 points4 points ago

Came here for this.

[–]PoopinWhileIMadeThis 66 points67 points ago

Dude, he's just trying to act like a leaf blowing in the wind. It's camouflage!

[–]Gooberpatrol66 16 points17 points ago

I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

[–]tyme 10 points11 points ago

Fuck everything about Wash's death.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 0 points1 point ago

Fuck everything about people who spoil movies for people who haven't yet seen them.

[–]tyme 0 points1 point ago

It's been 7 years.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 13 points14 points ago

I don't know why you were downvoted. You are totally correct.

Even if it's supposed to be funny, we can still learn something.

[–]YT4LYFE 3 points4 points ago

really?

who falls for that?

[–]ExecutiveChimp 5 points6 points ago

Flies and bugs, IIRC.

[–]YT4LYFE 4 points5 points ago

TIL.

[–]bricardo 2 points3 points ago

Leafs don't act.

[–]unclejimmy 4 points5 points ago

Totally fooled me.

[–]CynicalTyler 1 point2 points ago

Do you have a source for this info? I don't doubt: I just want to read more.

[–]jcollinsco 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say this, I owned a Chameleon, it is a very fascinating camouflage! they are awesome creatures!

[–]holysocks -1 points0 points ago

or the ground was really hot and that's its reaction to being burned

[–]VolumeZero 52 points53 points ago

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON. YOU COME AND GO. YOU COME AND GO.

[–]my-little-pwny 2 points3 points ago

Any context?

[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, loads.

[–]JokeExplainer 4 points5 points ago

That's Boy George, former lead vocalist of the Culture Club. They were famous for the 1983 hit "Karma Chameleon."

[–]adigabear 4 points5 points ago

NSFL

[–]IsraelApartheid -1 points0 points ago

chamillionaire got swag

[–]000130413 3 points4 points ago

"Drop it like it's hot" playing on Pandora right now made this 100% more funny

[–]9bowlsofsoup 9 points10 points ago

Off to The Ministry of Silly Walks.

[–]georgedubbya43 2 points3 points ago

all i can think of is dave chappelle's playa haters ball

[–]vitaminD3 2 points3 points ago

[–]luckytoto 2 points3 points ago

why do they walk like that?

[–]Mirrinias 1 point2 points ago

It is what I like to call their "leaf dance". They do it when they are in a new place, such as a tree, for camouflage. Part of it is that they don't know if the tree has been claimed by another chameleon, and I'm sure it affords some protection from predators. When I got my chameleon, he did his cute little leaf dance all around the cage the first time.

[–]redlinezo6 3 points4 points ago

[–]ThisizShane 1 point2 points ago

Nothing's gonna break my stride...dammit now that song is stuck in my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3-hJplPeI&feature=related

[–]draxpru38 1 point2 points ago

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

[–]Shiftyze 1 point2 points ago

Half of /r/funny is reposts these days.

[–]maverickps 1 point2 points ago

why do they walk like this, from an evolutionary viewpoint?

[–]ChaplinStrait 2 points3 points ago

I could watch this for hours. Freaking love chameleons.

[–]thestatsmancan26 1 point2 points ago

play this in the background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ5gCGJorKk

[–]rcrockchd 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone find a GIF of Vince McMahon entering the ring.....that deserves a haters gonna hate macro

[–]Mharbles 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a double bounce, the classic dopey happy go lucky walk cycle.

[–]ExodusRex 0 points1 point ago

Came here for hats. Left disappointed.

[–]oldmanfury 0 points1 point ago

Oh they be hating. They be hating.

[–]jcaesar22 0 points1 point ago

I had a chameleon like this. They hate flat surfaces and are more used to trees. They do the stutter walk as a defense mechanism to look more like a leaf in a trees. Doesn't really work on pavement

[–]MoonBanana 0 points1 point ago

shhhh! he's a leaf!

[–]Krulin 0 points1 point ago

My Bearded Dragon did the same thing when it was hunting, I didn't know what the fuck.

[–]TehHillsy 0 points1 point ago

[–]neatened3356 0 points1 point ago

Wow everyone is getting downvoted in this thread for no reason.

[–]Wyodiver 0 points1 point ago

rappers gonna rap.

[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS -1 points0 points ago

It's a lizard.

[–]papasully -2 points-1 points ago

I'll upvote it but only because the first thing I though of was "here's a karma chameleon"

[–]UofReddit -1 points0 points ago

Ha ha, perfect timing, was listening to Walk this Way by Aerosmith when I clicked this.

[–]lakerfan91 -1 points0 points ago

[–]goose90proof -1 points0 points ago

His drop-step is flawless.

[–]Sorceresszila -1 points0 points ago

I happened to be listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVd5p5pjjKM and it made it all the more hilarious

[–]mrblue182 -1 points0 points ago

[–]quippe -2 points-1 points ago

This synced with "We Are Young" too well. I got a little freaked out.

[–]markman71122 -2 points-1 points ago

Thats one Fresh Dougie

[–]Timbuk293 -2 points-1 points ago

Did anybody else stutter the words in your head as he walked?

[–]AlphaKat -2 points-1 points ago

whenever i'm in florida i see the little lizards do this robot move. wtf is that about?

[–]bfogarty27 -2 points-1 points ago

every post doesn't need to reference something we've seen before.

no one is hating on the damn chameleon

[–]Shinogekai -3 points-2 points ago

Winning

[–]beedub23 -3 points-2 points ago

TIL, a blind chameleon can still adjust its color to its environment.

[–]slow56k -5 points-4 points ago

Why not just match the title with the text from the gif?

[–]cank3r -4 points-3 points ago

Wow everyone is getting downvoted in this thread for no reason.