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[–]aztech101 18 points19 points ago

I haven't seen any spoilers yet, unless a massacre is a spoiler.

[–]Zondraxor 7 points8 points ago

It really spoiled the movie for the victims, I'm sure.

[–]xSPYXEx -1 points0 points ago

The ending was heart wrenching. I felt like there was a hole in me.

[–]johnnyquest88 6 points7 points ago

Spoilers... Batman is actually Bruce Wayne.

[–]Zondraxor 4 points5 points ago

You monster!!

[–]BewilderedAlbatross 2 points3 points ago

Goddamn it that was a good show, I hope it comes back

Edit: Grammar

[–]emperor_of_the_world 0 points1 point ago

I hated the cliff hanger in the finale.

[–]BewilderedAlbatross 1 point2 points ago

God I know right! I watched it on Netflix and when it didn't say "next episode" I had a sad.

[–]Face_Palmer 2 points3 points ago

Me too, buddy. Me too.

[–]epraider 2 points3 points ago

I recommend you use RES to block out anything related to batman, the Dark Knight, Bane, etc. until you see it. Or just stay away from the Internet.

[–]tehbrucebanner[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's a good idea actually, kinda forgot RES could do that.

[–]raven12456 0 points1 point ago

Although I usually only check every other day, Facebook is off limits until I see it.

[–]mrpopenfresh 1 point2 points ago

The only thing that made me cringe about batman is the aurora shooting reports, didn't see any spoilers.

[–]PilotInspektor 0 points1 point ago

man, r/funny really hits a wall about 2 pages in

[–]atroxodisse 1 point2 points ago

What possible spoiler could there be? Batman obviously rises.

[–]Kelsig 0 points1 point ago

Hey crabman

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

Somebody already spoiled it for me on here, but when I opened the topic (the spoiler was the title), he had deleted it.

[–]xSPYXEx 0 points1 point ago

SPOILER ALERT: BATMAN KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!

[–]callseveryonefaggot -2 points-1 points ago

so who's fucking fault is that faggot? if you don't want the spoilers don't read the posts, show a little fucking self restraint and discipline

[–]Muzzles56 1 point2 points ago

thats the worst novelty account ive seen

fuck off