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[–]GrapesEatGrover 711 points712 points ago

God, that man is gorgeous.

[–]SierraNevadaPlease 373 points374 points ago

Seriously. I considered myself 100% heterosexual until about 15 seconds ago.

[–]irishinabox 65 points66 points ago

Marlon Brando

[–]zombiebunnie 24 points25 points ago

Watch Apocalypse Now and suddenly, he's not so attractive anymore.

[–]OddDude55 5 points6 points ago

I went to his grave just yesterday, the man's got his sexy back!

[–]Robotlolz 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean all his movies after the early sixties.

[–]ashabanapal 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the Globfather.

[–]ZenaLundgren 9 points10 points ago

Aaand ruined.

Lady-boner successfully diminished.

[–]jzboston8 5 points6 points ago

I would like to sex at this Marlon Brando.

[–]Trifur 17 points18 points ago

I am always surprised when I am struck by the beauty of really good looking men.

[–]YouPickMyName 2 points3 points ago

RPG eat your heart out

[–]Baracuda7711 85 points86 points ago

It's Marlon Brando in case anyone's wondering

[–]SupremeMugwump_ICoW 42 points43 points ago

It's from his screen test for Rebel without a Cause. Skip to 3:42.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 39 points40 points ago

I think I just fell in love.

[–]Drewlicious 35 points36 points ago

He's dead.

[–]tomrage 58 points59 points ago

My life is over

[–]Gnarly_Rae_Jepsen 149 points150 points ago

No, HIS life is over. Weren't you paying attention?

[–]Have_no_fear 2 points3 points ago

That sir, made me laugh for a good five minutes. I haven't laughed at something over the internet in awhile.

[–]Vague_Intentions 6 points7 points ago

That was quick...

[–]Shadopoig 3 points4 points ago

And AetherKeptWaiting for another true love for the rest of his/her life.

[–]ErmagerdZermbers 1 point2 points ago

Fuck.

[–]helloginger 18 points19 points ago

The one second of him staring straight into the camera at 4:28 induces shivers.

[–]idiosidiot 2 points3 points ago

it's true, incredibly intense...

[–]Harflin 46 points47 points ago

Never heard him before, his voice completely caught me off guard.

[–]faggatron 8 points9 points ago

Never saw The Godfather?

[–]Harflin 3 points4 points ago

NOPE

[–]klxz79 19 points20 points ago

I don't know if this comment makes me feel old or makes me think you're way too young to be on this site....

[–]Harflin 4 points5 points ago

18, I haven't seen a lot of classic movies. Never really got around to it.

[–]klxz79 8 points9 points ago

well this good looking gentelman plays the godfather in the godfather part 1. Which is considered by many to be the best movie ever. Literally.

He's also known for "On the Waterfront" and other movies which I don't expect you to have seen. But the God father is a required watch.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-l-RWDoBsppo/TzVnEt5H4nI/AAAAAAAABMs/YS04Xes0k3k/s1600/the-godfather-.jpg

[–]stanfan114 4 points5 points ago

But... Brando. It is like not knowing who Jack Nicholson is.

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

I believe Harflin stated he'd never heard Marlon Brando's voice before, not that they had never heard of Marlon Brando at all.

[–]englad 1 point2 points ago

I feel pretty

[–]SelfProclaimedNerd 2 points3 points ago

I'm the same age as you and all I do is watch classic movies. Then again, I haven't been outside for 3 weeks...

[–]Yellerfeller 0 points1 point ago

I don't think see how you can associate not seeing The Godfather with being young... my dad sat me down and had me watch all of them with him when I was around 9 or 10. BUT on the other hand, I know of people 30 and older who have never seen them.

[–]lJustAlexl -1 points0 points ago

Eh...I'm 25 and have seen a crap ton of classic films...somehow I just never went out of my way to see any of them, though I intend to.

Somewhat rare, but less so than you might think.

[–]snarkassy 2 points3 points ago

me too I was expecting a deeper rich voice. Maybe like J. Michael Tatum voicing Kyoya Ootori? I feel weird admitting that I know that here.

[–]MutantSharkPirate 0 points1 point ago

never saw apocalypse now?

[–]satira1692 2 points3 points ago

His voice just ruined it for me. :(

[–]imbapwnn00b 1 point2 points ago

You can direct us directly to the time you want by adding #t=3m42s to the end of the Youtubelink :)

[–]duck_with_a_hat 1 point2 points ago

Youtube comment regarding this gif -

"i'm reading "Brando" lol and I've just finished the part where he explains about Tallulah's kissing, saying that he couldn't bare it because she had a cold tongue and mouth lol so he ended up swirling mouthwash after each time he had to do it and when she found out, she got him fired! lol that look he gives at 3:52 explains it all!!! haha"

[–]neotifa 1 point2 points ago

The voice killed it. :( Still pretty to look at though.

[–]cajj 1 point2 points ago

Reminiscent of James Franco.

[–]The_Uncivil_Engineer 1 point2 points ago

I can't watch this because I'm at work (I know, shame on me), but I need to comment on this so I can save it for later. And promptly melt all over my insides.

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[–]Baracuda7711 1 point2 points ago

Dat voice... Pretty sexy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It was Marlon Brando.

[–]Baracuda7711 0 points1 point ago

dude come on man...

[–]adamshute 26 points27 points ago

Yeah, 100% straight but he's the sexiest man I've ever seen.

[–]theheartofgold 19 points20 points ago

Seriously. Oozing charisma and sex appeal.

[–]crocodileheart 3 points4 points ago

Holy handsome

[–]soccer_comic 32 points33 points ago

It's like the male version of this.

[–]worldtreedcenter 61 points62 points ago

No, it's like the male version of THIS

[–]skxmls 15 points16 points ago

isn't there an entire subreddit of just this gif?

[–]Smellmyhand 18 points19 points ago

It's called reddit.

[–]CormacOney 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit she's like a female version of my brother ಠ_ಠ

[–]Postmanpat854 9 points10 points ago

And now you have to go seduce your brother...

For science.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 21 points22 points ago

Yeah, no. Not happening.

[–]CormacOney 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]bobthecookie 0 points1 point ago

[–]Big_h3aD 0 points1 point ago

God. Damnit. I want to marry her and provide for her and snuggle her and just be able to see that smile every day!

[–]Spingebab 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Phelp's daughter. The Westboro Baptist girl. Can't find a picture of her at the moment, but she was interview by Louie Theroux when he went to meet them, she seemed kinda cute....kinda sick in the head also.

[–]AATroop 3 points4 points ago

That's not her.

[–]The_Norwegian 5 points6 points ago

Stage one: Denial.

[–]fathobo 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. This is fuckin gold!

[–]yaolun1976 0 points1 point ago

I Loves Gina!!!

[–]Super_Sieg 2 points3 points ago

OMG I know right! I could watch that all day!

[–]ErmagerdZermbers 2 points3 points ago

Im saying. I almost had an orgasm just looking at him lol

[–]thecookiemonster33 1 point2 points ago

was* :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He's beautiful.

[–]squashsoup 5 points6 points ago

I was going to upvote but my inner 13 year old couldn't let this no longer be at "69 points."

[–]SuperBenOi 2 points3 points ago

I'm no doctor but your insides should be the same age as your outsides. Unless you get an organ transplant, in which case fair enough.

[–]UncleGooch 3 points4 points ago

Maybe squashsoup has a 13 year old in him.

[–]SuperBenOi 3 points4 points ago

[–]Blindside59 0 points1 point ago

Shor's bones! Handsome man in Falkreath

[–]possumwalsh 0 points1 point ago

As a straight male, I concur.

[–]growlingbear 0 points1 point ago

I look just like that.

[–]snehituralu 120 points121 points ago

Marlon Brando was really something when he was young.

[–]wiithepiiple 215 points216 points ago

Totally got a lady boner from young Marlon.

No wait, I have a penis; that's an actual boner.

No homo.

[–]Only_A_Username 47 points48 points ago

He's stated that he's "experimented" with men, you have a shot!

[–]Zorbick 79 points80 points ago

He's dead, Jim.

[–]Only_A_Username 49 points50 points ago

With the right attitude, it's never too late!

[–]TheBestSoviet 8 points9 points ago

Oh god that last panel..

[–]shavingourbeards 0 points1 point ago

Is she in horrible histories??

[–]towel_tosser 0 points1 point ago

Well then maybe we should experiment with him.

[–]Snacktime 7 points8 points ago

[–]Their_Police 56 points57 points ago

[–]mayoandketchup 5 points6 points ago

Best use of that .jpeg yet.

[–]Their_Police 7 points8 points ago

I'm flattered, thank you. I clicked the link as I was reading it, and I guess what I read didn't really register until I actually looked at it.

[–]mayoandketchup 1 point2 points ago

You and me, both. At least, I was able to get a laugh out of it.

Merry Cake Day, friend.

[–]Their_Police 8 points9 points ago

Thanks, I hope you have a great day yourself.

[–]Jipalio 11 points12 points ago

Well then. Sometimes you win your gamble on links like these, sometimes you don't.

[–]Sakred 2 points3 points ago

...it's never worth it.

[–]Ispiro 20 points21 points ago

[–]Sakred 19 points20 points ago

Oh Goddammit I clicked it again.

[–]Maddieg37 1 point2 points ago

XD I literally cant catch my breath im laughing so hard.

and i'm not one of those fools that uses "literally" incorrectly.

[–]Maxwell_House 10 points11 points ago

Phew that gamble totally paid off. It's safe.

[–]vickysunshine 18 points19 points ago

Fuck you

[–]callsign_helo 2 points3 points ago

I did not see that one coming.

[–]ACBrownie 1 point2 points ago

wut

[–]Pattang 1 point2 points ago

wut?

[–]snehituralu 5 points6 points ago

Shit, man, that's some powerful introspection.

[–]dogbra 12 points13 points ago

Till he got hooked on hamburgers. Hamburgers are a hell of a drug.

[–]snehituralu 12 points13 points ago

LeadingMan + Hamburgers = CharacterActor

[–]KalisNA 13 points14 points ago

A Man's gotta eat, Mr. Lahey

[–]putin_my_ass 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Lahey, the cock's done!

[–]Bradburn777 2 points3 points ago

Character actors, who gives a fuck if we're fat!

[–]snehituralu 0 points1 point ago

That's why character acting, despite its lower pay, is so desirable! You can be a normal body type.

[–]alienbringer 2 points3 points ago

From what limited knowledge i have of film history. Brando was one of the greatest method actors out there. That was one of the reasons he gained so much weight for the godfather films.

[–]crazyguns 3 points4 points ago

Holy motherfucker this guy is the godfather?! O_O

[–]snehituralu 1 point2 points ago

Yeeeep. Yep yep yep. Now, go get some exercise. ;)

[–]Hermeran 2 points3 points ago

Marlon Brando has always been something. And always will. You know how people tend to overuse the expression 'this guy is the boss'? Well, this guy was the boss.

[–]KarthusWins 57 points58 points ago

I could watch this... for a while.

[–]blan_k 26 points27 points ago

Still watching.

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 87 points88 points ago

I feel like you just used this gif because it's been a while since it was up and everyone loves young Marlon Brando.

[–]anniboo 6 points7 points ago

It's a weekly recurring gif on /r/LadyBoners. We never get enough young Brando..

[–]TerminalHappiness[S] 42 points43 points ago

I've only seen this gif 1 other time actually, and I feel it's very much appropriate.

But yes, you're absolutely right.

[–]icouldbewrongbut 3 points4 points ago

It's always appropriate and I'll never get tired of it.

[–]Beileef 44 points45 points ago

[–]boodabomb 7 points8 points ago

who's got the one that pokes through his head... I'm lazy... and it pleases me.

[–]GiveEmHellMatty 10 points11 points ago

[–]KeruxDikaios 1 point2 points ago

I'd never seen that and I laughed really loud at dinner... My stepmother did not find that as funny as I did.

[–]lexattack 52 points53 points ago

I want young Marlon Brando to wear me like a hockey mask.

[–]machine_gun_funk 12 points13 points ago

I SAID GOD DAMN!!

[–]Bumblebree 10 points11 points ago

Mmmph.

[–]eff_bawmb 5 points6 points ago

It's depressing and slightly comforting to know that I'll never be as handsome as that man.

His hair is weird though.

[–]Psada 4 points5 points ago

but he pulls it off somehow

[–]dsmfreak 17 points18 points ago

Link to source or it dident happen!

[–]TerminalHappiness[S] 30 points31 points ago

Sorry it took a while, I'm on my phone: http://imgur.com/zxBhn

[–]downvotesarefunny 10 points11 points ago

I'm going to assume you're the top comment there. You must be one of the nicest people on the internet.

[–]TerminalHappiness[S] 25 points26 points ago

Actually, I'm the bottom. I'm just in a really good mood today

[–]joe-saenz01 22 points23 points ago

damn people looked so classy in those days

[–]Underdogg13 42 points43 points ago

*Famous Hollywood actors looked so classy in those days.

[–]thegreyquincy 13 points14 points ago

*People who looked classy and also happened to be Hollywood actors looked so classy in those days.

[–]icouldbewrongbut 2 points3 points ago

I beg to differ. I've seen family photos and maybe I'm just bias but damn, they were attractive motherfuckers back then.

[–]Underdogg13 0 points1 point ago

I agree, but I was more trying to imply that joe-saenz01's statement couldn't reasonably be drawn from OP's picture. Although saying they were attractive back then is a bit asinine. There are attractive and unattractive people all the time. Of course you see more often photos of attractive people from any time period where photography was a common practice, because attractive people are more open to being photographed. It's a bit like music. You hear some people say music from the 60s-80s was so good, or maybe even the best. This is very shortsighted as it may seem that way because the bad music is forgotten and the good music is remembered. You think anyone will be raving about Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Ho" in 40 years? On the contrary, do you think people will still be talking about a band like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

[–]X-Craft 3 points4 points ago

Participate today in the ULTRAMAZING REDDIT KARMA SWEEPSTAKES!!!

Just post a witty comment on a random YouTube video, and if it gets featured on the frontpage of reddit, you earn instant karma on your next gif reaction post on r/funny!

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 1 point2 points ago

"So I saw my post about my reaction to my Youtube screencap on the front page on the front page. Here's my reaction"

[–]Nugget_Brain 3 points4 points ago

The pictures just aren't the same. It's that sexy, cocky attitude that gets me in.

[–]PretntiousIlliterate 4 points5 points ago

Marlon Brando is the reason the kinsey scale exists.

[–]redsunglasses 16 points17 points ago

Marlon Brando is so sexy. I wish I was his teeth in that gif. /hornygirltalk.

[–]accioc 6 points7 points ago

Unnngh, upvote because of ladyboner.

[–]ChrisQF 5 points6 points ago

that is the suavest fucking thing I have ever seen

[–]Twigglett 8 points9 points ago

if you really were this man i would marry you.

you're not though are you :( fuck it i might still marry you.

[–]crazyguns 11 points12 points ago

And that, kids, is the story of how I met your mother!

[–]chrisgrizle 2 points3 points ago

What movie is this scene from? SOURCE me please.

[–]Um5acentric 1 point2 points ago

Screen Test for Rebel Without a Cause

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UbNHvaI3tg&feature=related

[–]snapps 2 points3 points ago

Can I just say how I love that all/most of the comments are about Marlon Brando and not the actual point of the post? haha

[–]nethermost 2 points3 points ago

[–]oliveyoutoo 3 points4 points ago

I want to watch this, for the rest of my life.

[–]Tacos4tbell 3 points4 points ago

does anyone else think James Franco?

[–]Argit 1 point2 points ago

I'm just upvoting because this is sexy. And I can see I'm not the only one.

[–]commandakeen 1 point2 points ago

I'm a guy and this gave me a ladyboner.

[–]dnlpllck 1 point2 points ago

This gif makes me splooge every time.

[–]fathobo 1 point2 points ago

I'm just commenting on this so I can find it again.

[–]phrank12 1 point2 points ago

Yah buddy, you wish making a silly comment on youtube turned you into Marlon Panty Dropper Brando

[–]champagnebreezy 1 point2 points ago

Marlon Brando, you suave motherfucker.

[–]suppjv 4 points5 points ago

Marlon Brando is sex.

[–]Brokengame 1 point2 points ago

May I direct you to, http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/ ,your post would be more relevant there.

[–]TerminalHappiness[S] 26 points27 points ago

Will do sir, though I fear this gif may have been posted before and I wouldn't want to offend anyone with a repost.

[–]wiithepiiple 8 points9 points ago

/r/reactiongifs/ is full of reposts. Generally it's acceptable if you are reacting to a unique situation. /r/gifs will probably be more anal about reposts.

[–]sociallyawkwarddildo 21 points22 points ago

You must be the most polite redditor ever.

Upvote for the consideration of others.

[–]glogan360 1 point2 points ago

I honestly didn't know nice people existed on the internet.

[–]Demilitarizer 1 point2 points ago

NAMBLA seems to go after those that resemble his later years. Unfortunate

[–]holyscratchballs 1 point2 points ago

That man was seriously a slice of fuck pie back in the day. Seems a pity to cover that gorgeous mug with my asshole.

[–]TurKoise 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know what movie this is from?

[–]GiveEmHellMatty 3 points4 points ago

Screen test for Rebel Without A Cause.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UbNHvaI3tg&feature=related

[–]TurKoise 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!!

[–]attemptedapathy 2 points3 points ago

It's not

[–]TurKoise 0 points1 point ago

It's not what

[–]attemptedapathy 1 point2 points ago

From a movie. It's from a screen test

[–]TurKoise 0 points1 point ago

aw shucks that's just my luck. Is there a Marlon Brando movie from around this time?

[–]CygnusRising001 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit it, I might be bi.

[–]paintthisred 0 points1 point ago

I'll be in my bunk.

[–]LoopyLine 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see this I think he's actually Gay. I dont know why

[–]AxeManActual 0 points1 point ago

That man turned into the Godfather and then he died. So is life.

[–]mara1979 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap he was gorgeous!

[–]LukaCola 0 points1 point ago

The response to my youtube comment got over 800+ karma over at r/atheism

It WAS pretty damn good.

[–]Magzorus 0 points1 point ago

Fucking sexy...

[–]mikuo314 0 points1 point ago

Commenting for uh... Reference!

[–]dianasmistress 0 points1 point ago

So glad I decided to check reddit this morning. I love Marlon :)

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

nice. not enough eyeroll gifs out there

[–]BhangRaas 0 points1 point ago

Harvey Specter

[–]FoulBacheloretteFrg1 0 points1 point ago

This gif makes me slide out of my chair every time

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i'd rail

[–]spankyjane 0 points1 point ago

Saving just so I can drool at this later.

[–]supersharp 0 points1 point ago

What was the comment, and what video was it on?

[–]Hugs_all_cats25 0 points1 point ago

What a handsome man he was!

[–]BWalker19 0 points1 point ago

This has happened to me :)

[–]WTF_DID_YOU_SAY 0 points1 point ago

Jesus christ. It's to early here in Europe to fall in love.

[–]Nugget_Brain 0 points1 point ago

Panty.Dropper.

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

Maybe homosexuality can be a choice. You know, just this once.

[–]MineWiz 0 points1 point ago

If I were a girl...

[–]ZombiesBeStylinOnMeh 0 points1 point ago

as a straight man, HOLY FUCKING HELL!

[–]blackandwhitecookie 0 points1 point ago

This is the cutest thing I have seen in my life.