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[–]Stall0ne 31 points32 points ago

I miss this guy.

[–]UncleGooch 19 points20 points ago

The video

EDIT: Better quality video (thanks aaybma)

[–]aaybma 1 point2 points ago

Sorry to be "that guy" but here is a better quality version

[–]mattalexx 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because of the way he says the last words. The GIF doesn't do it justice.

[–]sterlingm 7 points8 points ago

His voice when saying it is so funny.

[–]shkevs 7 points8 points ago

Especially the "she's not your ho, no mo" in a half crying voice

[–]incredible_bummer 8 points9 points ago

I think I know a girl that Michael would like. Wendy, she's a hot and juicy redhead.

[–]incredible_bummer 4 points5 points ago

Wendy, huh? Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could they share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support her?

[–]incredible_bummer 4 points5 points ago

I think he's being very clear, what he's asking. Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing?

[–]incredible_bummer 6 points7 points ago

It bothers me that he's not answering the question.

[–]bumperlips 2 points3 points ago

I was happy that this played out perfectly, then realized it was just you commenting on your comments. I aint even mad

[–]loonsun 1 point2 points ago

this actually touched me in a really sad place

[–]abood_3 8 points9 points ago

Tell me on Po where it touched you.

[–]RUBBER_DICK 3 points4 points ago

And then there's the mysterious saying 'chicks before dicks', unfortunately nobody can decipher its meaning..

[–]classy_stegasaurus 4 points5 points ago

I like chickens

[–]Teahes 0 points1 point ago

Story of my life.

[–]ponyprankster 0 points1 point ago

Literally the best quote from that show!! Good job!!

[–]rezzeJ 0 points1 point ago

Haha, watched this last night.

[–]Brofister10112 0 points1 point ago

I wish they brought him back ;(

[–]EmoMotherFucker 0 points1 point ago

I hate my ex girlfriend.

[–]aaybma 0 points1 point ago

The text does not do this joke justice. The way he says the last part is textbook.

[–]tomonline 0 points1 point ago

"she was a ho... for sho"

[–]Uebermorgen -2 points-1 points ago

ho mo?

[–]oli887 -1 points0 points ago

/r/dundermifflin

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