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[–]TickleMyPony 173 points174 points ago

The way that GIF was displayed really fucked with my head

[–]NotaMethAddict 133 points134 points ago

Multiple gifs should not be combined into one image. I'm looking at you, Tumblr.

[–]SHIT_IM_FUNNY 41 points42 points ago

gifs should not be used to hijack top comment for karma farming. i'm looking at you, reddit power users.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 92 points93 points ago

Fuck you.... Nah, I'm joking...But seriously.

[–]Apathetic_Alex 10 points11 points ago

oh day[9]

[–]Confirmation_Ticks 9 points10 points ago

✔

[–]jimb3rt 3 points4 points ago

That's a checkmark dammit.

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 6 points7 points ago

Check marks are tick marks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick_(check_mark)

[–]EdricStorm -1 points0 points ago

known as a check mark or check in North American English

'MERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[–]Confirmation_Ticks 5 points6 points ago

✗

[–]jimb3rt 3 points4 points ago

That's an x.

[–]imbrizzle 12 points13 points ago

Tick

[–]GrokMonkey 0 points1 point ago

SPOON!

[–]NYKevin 4 points5 points ago

I asked a devoted Tumblr user why they do this. She told me it was because long gifs take too long to loop. I guess there's no Tumblr equivalent to Reddit Enhancement Suite.

[–]N0V0w3ls 0 points1 point ago

Can you ask them why tumblr users make gifs that move ever so slightly when a static picture would gain the same reaction?

[–]fizz4m 0 points1 point ago

DID YOU SAY RED... Nah fuck it.

[–]BJUmholtz 0 points1 point ago

Dammit no IE support. Dildos.

[–]impossiblyirrelevant 0 points1 point ago

You do realize you're on Reddit, correct? If you're using it at work, fine, but don't go around advertising it

[–]BJUmholtz 0 points1 point ago

IE9 on phone, IE10 on PC. So nice. More free MS points for me :P

[–]one-oh-one 1 point2 points ago

would have looked better with just the top image & the "dont" taken out

[–]NewPass1 0 points1 point ago

If your going to do a gif, you don't need two panels. WTF is wrong with the people.

[–]wobblymadman 51 points52 points ago

One day he will be force'd to give a fuck.

[–]fa4prez 26 points27 points ago

Forced to give a fuck he will.

[–]klavin1 5 points6 points ago

that rape scene was unnecessary

[–]ProxyMuncher -3 points-2 points ago

50 shades of Stars: the light to dark edition

[–]ryvenn 5 points6 points ago

A droided day indeed.

[–]TheTalkingCamelAnus 17 points18 points ago

These are not the fucks you're looking for.

[–]BCP27 21 points22 points ago

I think one of the main problems with those movies is the fact that the Jedis didn't give a fuck. They give so little fucks that they forgot what emotion was.

[–]Thomas_K_Brannigan 15 points16 points ago

I think the main problem is that at least one of them HAD emotions. It would have been all peachy, but someone had to love their mother! Additionally, they forgot the golden rule: bros before hos!

[–]MissL 2 points3 points ago

are you calling Darth Vader's mother a ho?

[–]verynayce 11 points12 points ago

Fear leads to anger

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to all the fucks I don't give

[–]Drunk_Picard 1 point2 points ago

Chicken leads to egg.

Egg leads to omelette.

Omelette leads to fecal urgency.

[–]Mr_Spam_Man 1 point2 points ago

For those that don't understand.

I love the Plinkett reviews. He does nitpick some parts, but he makes a lot of fantastic points.

[–]donttemptmefrodo 209 points210 points ago

This gave those characters more personality than all three films put together.

[–]Albatoonoe 42 points43 points ago

I thought Obi Wan was pretty good. Anakin can go burn in a love flow, though.

Edit: Actually, you know what? Screw that, I'm keeping the mistake.

[–]UniqueName2 18 points19 points ago

What a sexy way to die.

[–]Bigmike2232 3 points4 points ago

Let the love flow through you

[–]ashleyamdj 12 points13 points ago

Anakin had plenty of personality. The biggest thing I remember from those movies (it's been awhile since I've seen one) is that he is one whiny damn baby. I remember very emotional scenes, especially in the third one. Not saying it was a good show of personality, but they tried. :/

[–]Instantcretin 5 points6 points ago

Thats just how Hayden Christensen acts.

[–]BJUmholtz 13 points14 points ago

He acted perfectly. He was raised by a single parent, worked at a dead end job, and hung around a bunch of dorks. No social skills whatsoever. Think about how awkward his flirting was.. think about how drunk with power he became. Any virgin on here with their trader open behind reddit and pee in a bottle next to their desk can relate. That's pretty much all of us. Anakin was a dweller, became forever lonely, got friend-zoned, got laid, got drunk (power), went OAG, went fry_not_sure_if_Luke_or_gas.jpg, and finished up with Good Guy Vader. He is us. Search your feelings... you know it to be true.

[–]Instantcretin 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, well most people grow out of that kind of thing. I guess its different it your mentor chops you up and leaves you for dead but still have you seen Life As A House? Haydens just whiny.

[–]clarkskywalker 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but he looks scary as fuck in those movies. Whiny or not, he looks freakin evil.

[–]Instantcretin 0 points1 point ago

He looked evil in Life As A House too.

[–]BJUmholtz 0 points1 point ago

Will check out one your recommendation. It better suck :p

[–]Instantcretin 0 points1 point ago

I actually kind of like the movie and when i saw it i was 16 and very much like his character so it was relatable but i don't like him in most other roles.

[–]BJUmholtz 0 points1 point ago

I love the movie; don't get me wrong. But don't you mean 'most other moles'? EDIT: mixed up with Princess Bride discussion. DISREGARD ME I SUCK COCKS

[–]Instantcretin 0 points1 point ago

I'm not following.

[–]ashleyamdj 0 points1 point ago

Dang, you are right. I stand corrected.

[–]coolcrowe 21 points22 points ago

Your username is so badass... I just heard that line in Gandalf's voice

[–]dannyduh 107 points108 points ago

So brave

[–]32koala 96 points97 points ago

"And then I slaughtered them like animals!"

"Ani what's wrong?"

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 61 points62 points ago

This sequence of lines made me laugh so hard when I watched this with my dad. Immediately after this he yells "Are you deaf bitch? He's a murderer. Run."

[–]jakk88 43 points44 points ago

The funniest situation I had during the prequels was during the mace windu death scene, a friend of mine yelled "that's a hate crime" in the theater.

[–]wsitu 16 points17 points ago

Except that's not how the dialog goes.

[–]EvanMacIan 10 points11 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LjcQoqfmSk#t=15s

[–]donttemptmefrodo 6 points7 points ago

I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

[–]PandaSupreme 0 points1 point ago

So bold

[–]jimmytheone45 5 points6 points ago

pumps lotion

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 2 points3 points ago

puts it on the skin

[–]genzahg 1 point2 points ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[–]wookiesandwich 32 points33 points ago

horribly choreographed gif is horrible

[–]nnnddd202020 23 points24 points ago

Tumblr.

[–]lost-fate 12 points13 points ago

Surely it should be "Look at all the fucks I give" Seeing as there are zero fucks.

Saying "look at all the fucks I don't give" And showing nothing, Means you give all of your fucks. No?

[–]BremenSaki 21 points22 points ago

The insult really is in your withholding of the fucks, not simply your possession of them. You have to have something to not give it, or it's meaningless. "I don't give a fuck" denies the subject of one fuck. The more fucks you do not give, the more you are denying the subject you do not give them to.

It's like not giving a fuck, over and over again. It becomes a near constant state of fuck-denial, instead of one momentary, glancing no-fuck-giving.

I didn't get much sleep last night.

[–]omgsus 3 points4 points ago

You aren't wrong but it gets deeper. Take "a fuck I don't give" and turn it into a physical object you can look at. "a fuck I don't give" is now.. Let's just say it's a "cat". For every cat, is one fuck I DON'T give you. Now, if there are no cats to look at, that's a potentially huge number of fucks I'm not not giving you. (intended double negative). It leaves to much open. How many fucks were there to begin with? How many -should- I give? How many did I promise you last Tuesday? What if I promised you 7 but I tell you to look and there's only 5 cats? I still owe you a few fucks...

So to avoid all this subjective reasoning, just say it right. Or! We can pretend there's an entire skyline made of cats off scene from this gif.

[–]UniqueName2 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what the fuck you just said little kid, but you special! You touched a brotha's heart.

[–]The_Ombudsman 3 points4 points ago

I'm saving that one for later.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 4 points5 points ago

This is beautiful. Exceptional work.

[–]SCOTT_MESCUDI 1 point2 points ago

This is from Tumblr or Tumblr got it from this. All I know is that people don't site their sources. It kind of angers me.

[–]SCOTT_MESCUDI 1 point2 points ago

Especially the blog called "TastefullyOffensive" on Tumblr. I'm sure they make money from just taking posts from reddit.

[–]TheGutts 0 points1 point ago

They do, and have ads on their blog.

[–]edgegripsubz 6 points7 points ago

I can't believe this movie came out 10 years ago.

[–]indianajosh 10 points11 points ago

Revenge of the Sith came out 7 years ago.

[–]Hot_Wheels_guy 4 points5 points ago

The Matrix trilogy was "concluded" 9 years ago. Time, man, how does it work?

[–]Kelsig 7 points8 points ago

There was only one matrix movie.

[–]BonzoTheBoss 3 points4 points ago

It amuses me how I seem to be in the minority of those who actually liked all the Matrix films.

Granted the last two weren't as ground breaking as the first, but they were decent action movies.

Sort of like the Star Wars prequels, obviously they were no where near as good as the originals, but they had shiny effects and decent action sequences.

[–]Hutch48 6 points7 points ago

It came out in 2005...

[–]Hipser 1 point2 points ago

what's actually being said? I am not going through star wars episode let's say 3 to find that.

[–]toolbar66 4 points5 points ago

This is the part during or right after (can't remember) Anakin and Obi-wan are discussing how many times Anakin has saved Kenobi's life

[–]vetro 3 points4 points ago

George Lucas: "omg, this dialogue is gonna be so ironic!'

[–]nnnddd202020 2 points3 points ago

That's the part when they come back to Coruscant after rescuing the chancellor. They argue about who has saved the other the most times. Obi-Wan says something like you get to deal with the senators/get the glory.

[–]HoofaKingFarted 0 points1 point ago

I read this in Will Farrell's voice.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

And people wonder why he turned to the dark side and eradicated the Jedi. This is why, Obi-Wan.

[–]FamooseMoose 1 point2 points ago

oh my god i never realized how much he looks like varg vikernes.

[–]Khorpo 1 point2 points ago

I'm still searching for the boobs

[–]jeffreyschon 0 points1 point ago

I'm saying lol because I actually laughed out loud, thank you.

[–]finsterdexter 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Anakin is looking right at them, and he knows Obi-Wan is right. Plus, Obi-Wan has the high ground.

[–]pizza_tron -1 points0 points ago

Really? This was lame.

[–]peenpoon -1 points0 points ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD

[–]Lefty07 1 point2 points ago

two seperate gifs ruined it... put them together

[–]AKShockwave 0 points1 point ago

Obi Wan is one suave dude.

[–]gazzawhite 1 point2 points ago

I just want to point out that that wasn't the actual dialogue in the movie.

[–]DaniUndead 0 points1 point ago

With a title like "look at them" I half expected this to be a nsfw post.

[–]raikkonen 0 points1 point ago

If your gif is less than one second long it should be an image. Please burn this with fire.

[–]GeneralLeo 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap Obi-wan looks like Varg Vikernes!

[–]LerithXanatos 0 points1 point ago

Look at the words that don't--

These gifs are too sh--

[–]Pie_Face 0 points1 point ago

I've added this to my favourites. For later...

[–]shamananana -1 points0 points ago

Oh god the bad CGI, it hurts even more in GIF form.

[–]SpikeWolfwood 0 points1 point ago

I've done such a good job of blocking out the SW prequels that at first glance I thought that was Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) in the foreground. Come to think of it, how awesome would it have been to if Dinklage had played Anakin? Vader gets artificial limbs in the end anyway...

[–]brickbatbillow 0 points1 point ago

God, that really was such an incredibly shitty movie, wasn't it. It's weird to be reminded of the flick now and then, and see it more clearly in hindsight and some distance: man, what a dorky, awful movie.

[–]doombunny0 0 points1 point ago

Zero fucks, I give.

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 0 points1 point ago

In the bottom half of the gif he's just saying "bollocks" to Anakin's face.

[–]betterthanyoda56 0 points1 point ago

When I don't log in at work, this is how I feel about the /r/atheism posts

[–]Forgotmypasswrd 0 points1 point ago

Its funnier if you imagine that obi-wan is drunk

[–]Iggynoramus1337 0 points1 point ago

It's the "Look at them Anakin" part that really gets me haha

[–]ChairYeoman 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this from?

[–]nasally27 0 points1 point ago

It came out in 2005.

[–]flo73557 0 points1 point ago

It came out in 2005.

[–]HaloMediaz -3 points-2 points ago

This. When ever I see a Facebook post on Reddit.

[–]Athene_Wins -4 points-3 points ago

That guy looks like Red Skeleton from The Captain Avenger

[–]ryanasimov 3 points4 points ago

(Oh, God... Am I really going to correct a total stranger?)

Red Skull

(Yes, comic-nerd tendencies won out.)

[–]J_dubs -1 points0 points ago

i do believe the guy grips his leg... not his nuts

[–]anal_hoagie 0 points1 point ago

NO.

Look...at...me...

[–]dipset33 -4 points-3 points ago

LOL SO FUNNI, DGAF AMIRITE GUYS LOL. BAMF! AS IF A FUCK WAS A NOUN LOL SO CLASSIC. KEEP IT FRESH, OP. TUMBLR 4 LYF!!

[–]AceVenturaPD -2 points-1 points ago

You could throw a handful of those word magnets at a fucking refrigerator and get better dialogue than anything in the prequels.

[–]forrestliu -3 points-2 points ago

you should change it to "again" instead of "anakin"

[–]comments_on_accident -4 points-3 points ago

'''\

[–]hipsterparalegal -1 points0 points ago

Star Wars post? THAT'S A DOWNVOTE.

[–]random_story -5 points-4 points ago

I still can't believe how bad all those movies were..

[–]Mitz510 -4 points-3 points ago

I hate Star Wars. But this is pretty funny have a Upvote.

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