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I've never been so creeped out by seaweed. (imgur.com)

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[–]OttoVonBirthmarck 506 points507 points ago

I'm pretty much always creeped out by seaweed.

Nothing like feeling something brush against your feet/legs while away from shore.

Fuck you, seaweed. Fuck you very much.

[–]sex_and_the_shitty 229 points230 points ago

"I went water skiing and I found out that I scream the exact same if a great white attacks me...or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."

-Kevin James

[–]bfgbasic 66 points67 points ago

A scream in both situations is justified.

[–]sex_and_the_shitty 33 points34 points ago

No argument here. I react the same way after a shower whenever I find a loose, lengthy, wet strand of hair sticking to my body.

[–]ChagSC 13 points14 points ago

Horrible quality but here is the link

It's also one of the funniest stand-up specials of all time. Here is the full youtube clip. Watch it. WATCH IT!

[–]Deathalicious 52 points53 points ago

You need to watch more comedy specials.

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      [–]Telamonian 16 points17 points ago

      My cousin used to go swimming in this old sinkhole and when swimming you could feel the tops of pine trees with your toes.

      [–]burningbeast55 8 points9 points ago

      I think that would actually be really cool. If it was deep enough and clear water I would try ad dive it just to see what it's like down there.

      [–]TehWut 3 points4 points ago

      did he ever try to dive down to the base of the tree? that actually sounds really fun

      [–]knee_growedz 2 points3 points ago

      I think they put them in lakes for fish habitats. We go through a lot of them at Christmas

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        [–]crazedcanuck 48 points49 points ago

        Come to my cottage. Swim through the Eel Grass with me to my dock/wood island. Yes they do live there. Lamprey Eel Green Eel

        [–]e7TopHat 22 points23 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/graRS.gif

        [–]exousic 14 points15 points ago

        Nooo—That's the wrong way!

        [–]leveled 73 points74 points ago

        do they ever go in your butt to explore?

        [–]shadybrainfarm 13 points14 points ago

        They find an entrance where they can.

        [–]HowdyDoodle 3 points4 points ago

        Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus!

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          [–]Se7en_Sinner 60 points61 points ago

          Worst blowjob ever.

          [–]parksuck 10 points11 points ago

          Don't knock it till you try it!

          [–]Seicair 10 points11 points ago

          ...Yeah, I'll be way the fuck over here while you try it and report back.

          [–]Imtrappedinatardis 4 points5 points ago

          This kills the penis.

          [–]chicagogam 1 point2 points ago

          and possibly last :)

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            [–]kappetan 7 points8 points ago

            Anyone else think of the movie "teeth"?

            [–]dumbcar 4 points5 points ago

            But the best fleshlight ever!

            [–]crazedcanuck 4 points5 points ago

            If you enjoy drag marks.

            [–]luksy 14 points15 points ago

            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

            [–]The_Final_Kickening 10 points11 points ago

            JESUS IT HAS A MOUTH INSIDE ITS MOUTH

            [–]Squirrelbrushing 3 points4 points ago

            SANDWORM

            [–]sall_good_man 7 points8 points ago

            That's a never-ending Fibonacci sequence of NOPE.

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              [–]meistergeister 5 points6 points ago

              The first time I ever stepped foot in the ocean I was maybe 6 years old. Seaweed immediately wrapped around my ankles and I ran out crying because I thought something was trying to eat me. 16 years later and I'm still terrified of the ocean. So yeah, fuck you, seaweed.

              [–]SeisGurl9 1 point2 points ago

              Funny, first time I looked at the ocean I was about four. A huge (about the size of me) disgusting dead fish floated up to me and I ran away. 21 years later I am still terrified of the ocean.

              Haha, triggers.

              I'm going to make sure my children's first experiences with the ocean are stellar lest they end up like me; trapped on a planet full of NOPE.

              [–]jfrizzera 37 points38 points ago

              I stepped on some this past week in the ocean and freaked. It was like stepping in a pile of liquid NOPE

              [–]noahjk 18 points19 points ago

              It's funny because seaweed is a solid and you're swimming in a liquid, but that's exactly how I'd describe the feeling as well - stepping on a liquid. It's more like stepping on a tough, lubed up slab of jello, but either way...

              [–]MausIguana 8 points9 points ago

              Seaweed is not a solid. No ma'am. It's demon spawn.

              [–]That_Annoying_Kid 1 point2 points ago

              Five states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, plasma, demon spawn

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                [–]NOPE_IS_NOT_A_NOUN 87 points88 points ago

                [–]beneathsands 22 points23 points ago

                Sorry to say, but within internet vernacular, "nope" has gained easily interpretable meaning as both a noun, and a verb.

                [–]spankymuffin 10 points11 points ago

                Still doesn't make it a noun.

                [–]BeardedBagels 9 points10 points ago

                Besides more recent internet vernacular, nope has long been used as a noun in the English language.

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                      [–]sgtsaughter 3 points4 points ago

                      This is my nightmare

                      [–]CarbonCreed 1 point2 points ago

                      You know whats worse than having seaweed brush against you? Having jellyfish brush against you.

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                        [–]nllpntr 22 points23 points ago

                        I knew it! Graduated from UCSB in 04, and figured: pretty beach, oil rig, distant islands... it must be...

                        [–]KissTheBlade 7 points8 points ago

                        I knew it as well! Raised in Carpinteria, my brother surfs there regularly.

                        [–]nllpntr 2 points3 points ago

                        Awesome. I hail from Humboldt county originally, but after living down there for five years... Color me jealous. Such a similar vibe socially (at least in goleta/IV), but with awesome weather. And hotter chicks.

                        [–]suppasonic 1 point2 points ago

                        Another Carp native here -- god I miss Beach Liquor burritos

                        [–]Triviaandwordplay 1 point2 points ago

                        Small world. Carp is my childhood stomping ground. My father lives on linden and Sandyland, and my sister lives in La Conchita.

                        That's Rincon Point which is real close to La Conchita. Not so close to Santa Barbara.

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                            [–]PettyJeans 4 points5 points ago

                            Actually Rincon is in Carpinteria. Woo Carp!

                            [–]forevercabron 2 points3 points ago

                            I was going to say Ventura, but yeah, SB is very similar coastline with the islands and oils platforms...

                            [–]jjuicy21 5 points6 points ago

                            I this was in SB

                            [–]professional_here 19 points20 points ago

                            I you accidentally a word.

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                              [–]AKA_Squanchy 1 point2 points ago

                              I knew it was SB and searches for this comment before posting. Grew up surfing there!

                              [–]orangejulius 1 point2 points ago

                              I recognize that spot from the island and the oil rigs. :)

                              [–]zipperlips 1 point2 points ago

                              yeah, the outline of Santa Cruz island, fronted by the oil rigs, sorta gave it away. I ride my bike past this view every day!

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                                [–]pwnies 205 points206 points ago

                                I've had it get tangled in my surfboard cord before. Always an unpleasant experience, as it really feels like it's pulling you under. That's not actually the case, it's just that it slows you down and the water level behind the wave is higher than in front, so it creates an illusion of pulling you deeper into its tentacley grasp. Also adding to the experience is that underwater seaweed acts as a fiber optic cable of sorts, channeling sunlight from the surface. The end result is that it glows if you're down deep enough, or if there's enough whitewater above you to block out the light. Leaving the seaweed is always kinda freaky as well, because sharks will usually patrol the areas around it in search of the fish that use it as a haven. Yay oceans!

                                [–]melp 184 points185 points ago

                                i am going to become rich and famous one day when i invent the underwater lawn mower

                                [–]fatmoose 40 points41 points ago

                                There already is such a thing, it gets used up here in Minnesota in the summers to try and remove the overwhelming growth of eurasian milfoil. It's not really underwater though, just the cutting head is.

                                [–]seamouse 84 points85 points ago

                                Man I love me some Eurasion MILF oil.

                                [–]TheHerbalGerbil 10 points11 points ago

                                How many MILFs do you have to squeeze to get an ounce?

                                [–]Badfly48 8 points9 points ago

                                6.

                                [–]Montgomrie 7 points8 points ago

                                Just one if you're good at it

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                                  [–]GreenStrong 2 points3 points ago

                                  Don't worry, Eurasian carp are on their way to eat that milfoil right up.

                                  Seriously, carp are herbivores, I'm not certain they eat that specific weed, but they're pretty much exactly the same as goats. Except for the beards. Carp do not have goatees.

                                  [–]ionoi 1 point2 points ago

                                  Heh, I inspect boats for Eurasian Water Milfoil in Minnesota.

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                                    [–]cralledode 16 points17 points ago

                                    why would that be necessary? kelp is fucking awesome.

                                    [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 20 points21 points ago

                                    And edible! So he can sell the ... uhh... sea clippings!

                                    [–]nicoleisrad 9 points10 points ago

                                    And fish have lots of babies in it to repopulate our oceans. Yay for kelp!

                                    [–]cralledode 2 points3 points ago

                                    • Habitat for coastal fish and mammals

                                    • Massive CO2 sink, mitigating climate change

                                    • Slows ocean acidification

                                    What's not to like?

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                                      [–]tbss153 1 point2 points ago

                                      to late

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                                        [–]ThaneOfYourMomsVag 9 points10 points ago

                                        Yeah, it was so scary the first time I surfed in kelp. On my first wave I made a bottom turn then bam! my board stopped and I went flying over the front. It scared the crap out of me. Then about an hour later, the front half of a dying seal came floundering into the lineup. Everyone got the fuck out of there. That was the first and last time I will ever surf norcal. Also, the water is way too cold.

                                        [–]whitewhim 1 point2 points ago

                                        Cold? You should try surfing nova scotia in the winter

                                        [–]Backstrom 2 points3 points ago

                                        Why would anyone do that ever.

                                        Think that's hot? You should try standing in a volcano...in the summer.

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                                          [–]alabap[S] 25 points26 points ago

                                          ugh ugh ugh

                                          [–]apteryx_274 15 points16 points ago

                                          I'm sorry, but I can't kelp you with that!

                                          [–]l0ve2h8urbs 4 points5 points ago

                                          I sea what you did there...

                                          [–]Sillymusicvegetable 1 point2 points ago

                                          Reddit shore likes puns.

                                          [–]Internaltheory79 1 point2 points ago

                                          Water you talking about?

                                          [–]SmileyPies03 1 point2 points ago

                                          At least it didn't seal your fate!

                                          [–]bolthead88 6 points7 points ago

                                          That happened to me surfing in Cambria. Scared the crap out of me.

                                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                          I am never going swimming again. Not even hot tubs.

                                          [–]leveled 5 points6 points ago

                                          yeah, fuck showers, too.

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                                            [–]vertigo1083 27 points28 points ago

                                            SEAWEED?

                                            Fuck. Being out on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean has exposed me to far more nopes than I care to remember. Jellyfish the size of small sedans. Shark feeding frenzies when garbage was thrown overboard.

                                            I don't go in the ocean anymore, unless I'm securely floating on it.

                                            [–]SeisGurl9 15 points16 points ago

                                            Jellyfish the size of small sedans

                                            ಠ_ಠ

                                            [–]vertigo1083 15 points16 points ago

                                            Much like this one.

                                            [–]SeisGurl9 8 points9 points ago

                                            Oh my shit. I'm leaving now, good evening.

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                                                [–]hett 1 point2 points ago

                                                More on the jellyfish story, please.

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                                                  [–]AnAtheistAdvocate 22 points23 points ago

                                                  Release the Kraken.

                                                  [–]MaxPurdue 1 point2 points ago

                                                  I was scrolling down the comments, and was starting to get scared that I wasnt going to see a Kraken comment.

                                                  Sorry for doubting you reddit...

                                                  [–]edgecrusher3582 410 points411 points ago

                                                  ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

                                                  [–]PicopicoEMD 56 points57 points ago

                                                  "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.""

                                                  [–]CorneliusJack 14 points15 points ago

                                                  Little Cthulhu!!!

                                                  [–]CrusherEAGLE 9 points10 points ago

                                                  He's so cute! :3

                                                  [–]surrealasm_atwork[!] 1 point2 points ago

                                                  These two posts should have been the top comments. The posts about Little Cthulhu... Reddit has become a monster...

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                                                    [–]timotheophany 79 points80 points ago

                                                    Ia! Ia!

                                                    [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 33 points34 points ago

                                                    YOU'RE GONNA DIE OUTSIDER

                                                    ... sorry I was having flashbacks to Call of Cthulhu

                                                    [–]jaavaa 23 points24 points ago

                                                    Isn't this NSFW? Or is tentacle porn only explicit in Japan?

                                                    [–]muertecaza 18 points19 points ago

                                                    Nah it's definitely a thing in the States [NSFW]

                                                    [–]hapahaole60 1 point2 points ago

                                                    i came

                                                    [–]thedrunkirishguy 1 point2 points ago

                                                    That was bullshit. That nice tree takes the time to get her off and she can't even say thanks? What a bitch.

                                                    [–]NryHolm12 1 point2 points ago

                                                    Risky Click

                                                    [–]Shinobi_moon 1 point2 points ago

                                                    I've got wood now...thanks...

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                                                        [–]vanatanasov 34 points35 points ago

                                                        Ermahgerd! Ctlhulu R'laily wagh'angi fthgan! Ai! Ai!

                                                        [–]Phoequinox 24 points25 points ago

                                                        Certherlhu

                                                        FTFY

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                                                          [–]Cthulhu_Bloop 29 points30 points ago

                                                          So... my time has come at last.

                                                          [–]cthulhu_zuul 16 points17 points ago

                                                          Nice try, Hastur, you aren't fooling anybody.

                                                          [–]Martian_Cthulhu 10 points11 points ago

                                                          Put me in, coach!

                                                          [–]muffinmonk 19 points20 points ago

                                                          OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS CHOKING DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER?!?

                                                          [–]Tangalor 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Maneuver? It's more of a 'gesture'.

                                                          [–]evildead4075 1 point2 points ago

                                                          77 minutes ago and no one helped this guy. A redditor died today.

                                                          [–]elijahsnow 4 points5 points ago

                                                          I can no longer hear the name without images of Veronica Belmont shaking jumping into my head. Here's the video.

                                                          [–]brandaustin 3 points4 points ago

                                                          said this as I clicked the comments section pleasantly surprised it was the top comment :D

                                                          [–]SgtSmackdaddy 13 points14 points ago

                                                          How the fuck do you "say" that?

                                                          [–]Zenyatoo 14 points15 points ago

                                                          ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn obviously.

                                                          I suppose if you want a sort of pronunciation guide puhn-goolee mug-law-narf Cthulhu Rel-yeh wag-ahn-agel fuh-tagn.

                                                          [–]flapjackboy 8 points9 points ago

                                                          narf

                                                          NARF!

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                                                                [–]KBPrinceO 1 point2 points ago

                                                                /r/lovecraft /r/Cthulhu

                                                                Both subs would love more readers.

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                                                                  [–]eraiders 34 points35 points ago

                                                                  Oh god...Oh jesus no!!! They are coming...

                                                                  [–]Sea-Salt 13 points14 points ago

                                                                  This seaweed was always worse.

                                                                  [–]Gordondel 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  OH MY GOD. It's like I had forgotten about a whole part of my life.

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                                                                    [–]harlyboy 12 points13 points ago

                                                                    Personally I think it looks pretty cool

                                                                    [–]Humble_Link_Guy 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    this is what I see

                                                                    [–]flutterarity 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    I think it looks cool. Definitely something I'd like to see person...safely on the shore...behind a rock...with binoculars...

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                                                                      [–]eat_fish 12 points13 points ago

                                                                      Good waves. 10/10 would surf and not give a fuck about seaweed.

                                                                      [–]og_sandiego 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      i second that, 100 fucking percent

                                                                      [–]sjs2345 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      that would absolutely blow to duck dive through

                                                                      [–]SimilarImage 340 points341 points ago

                                                                      Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
                                                                      8 months jstfly Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. here 170 508
                                                                      9 months Projekt_Mayhem It's coming... /r/pics 123 289
                                                                      1 year nomdeweb Don't turn around, just keep swimming! here 43 162

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                                                                      [–]NairMightKillMe 141 points142 points ago

                                                                      I like rubbing my nipples with frozen hotdogs

                                                                      [–]Appare 31 points32 points ago

                                                                      Cr1tikal?

                                                                      [–]professional_here 10 points11 points ago

                                                                      I like slapping my ass with ham slices from the deli.

                                                                      [–]Duck_Jerky 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      sigh...god dammit...

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                                                                        [–]firstness 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        It looks like this post is getting exponentially more popular each time. I predict the next repost of this will achieve legendary status.

                                                                        [–]LerithXanatos 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/lx29k/nope_nope_nope_nope/c2wbkos

                                                                        [–]tankfox 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Something stange has been happening recently. I am able to predict the exact reposted picture based on the title alone.

                                                                        I knew it was going to be this one, knew it before I ever saw it. It's like electronic deja-vu.

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                                                                          [–]bunglejerry 10 points11 points ago

                                                                          Is there a name for 'fear of seaweed'?

                                                                          [–]theonewhocouldtalk 7 points8 points ago

                                                                          Spaghetti anyone?

                                                                          stolen from reddit user Vactuna via google image search

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                                                                          [–]vactuna 1 point2 points ago

                                                                          Hey, thanks for the credit! You are a fine, upstanding netizen.

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                                                                            [–]HanZ408 5 points6 points ago

                                                                            Where is this? Santa Barbara?

                                                                            [–]entropy111 5 points6 points ago

                                                                            irony: seaweed is one of the safer places places to hang out if out in the ocean...(sharks, etc...gen stick to open ocean).

                                                                            cons: shit can strangle you..I once got caught underwater for 20 seconds..(my diving knife, of all thigns, got caught up...about 10 feet under, while snorkeling))...

                                                                            [–]PandamoniumUPSB 37 points38 points ago

                                                                            When Japan can no longer contain it's tentacle rape.

                                                                            [–]AdvocateForLucifer 10 points11 points ago

                                                                            And they said Fukushima wouldn't have that many consequences... fuck that.

                                                                            [–]ewren3 28 points29 points ago

                                                                            Well it look like I'm never swimming in an ocean again.

                                                                            [–]Alayna7143 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            I have always believed that seaweed are just the pubes of a giant monster living under the sand unmoving until you brush just the right spot.

                                                                            [–]evil_flame 36 points37 points ago

                                                                            title comnts points age /r/
                                                                            I am ready my noodly savior 3coms 6pts 5dys atheism
                                                                            Kelpthulu 2coms 11pts 2mos pics
                                                                            Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. 170coms 508pts 8mos WTF
                                                                            Cthulu rising? 2coms 14pts 1yr pics
                                                                            Popped up on my Facebook feed. Squids? 8coms 0pts 7dys pics
                                                                            I've seen enough Hentia to know where this is going. 3coms 11pts 10mos funny
                                                                            It's coming... 123coms 289pts 10mos pics
                                                                            Don't turn around, just keep swimming! 43coms 162pts 1yr WTF
                                                                            Wow, water looks just wonderfu-NOPE. 22coms 62pts 7mos pics
                                                                            Seagrass 189coms 494pts 1yr pics
                                                                            Nope. 9coms 92pts 2mos funny

                                                                            source: karmadecay

                                                                            [–]WeirdestMudkipz 32 points33 points ago

                                                                            Do we need two bots that do the same thing?

                                                                            [–]Jayross 17 points18 points ago

                                                                            Now we just need a bot that tables the bot replies about the same repost.

                                                                            [–]WeirdestMudkipz 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            Don't give them ideas!

                                                                            [–]PaulMcGannsShoes 6 points7 points ago

                                                                            Fuck, even the bots are reposts.

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                                                                              [–]moochooadoo 4 points5 points ago

                                                                              1 to 2 word titles really have a monopoly on reposts.

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                                                                                [–]Jamesh134 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                I've never seen seaweed that big!

                                                                                [–]Vault-tecPR 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                It's not often that you get to seaweed as big as that.

                                                                                [–]wefunk01 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                I sea what you did there.

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                                                                                  [–]derpymcgoo 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  Silly OP! That's not seaweed, it's Cthulhu's tendrils of madness!

                                                                                  [–]Nahtanos 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                  yo where is this? those look like some good waves

                                                                                  [–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                  bro

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                                                                                    [–]Moonbeamlaser 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                    I, for one, welcome our new seaweed overlords!

                                                                                    [–]CFSamwise 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                    I'll just leave this here

                                                                                    [–]redisforever 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                    CTHULHU RISES!!!!!

                                                                                    [–]ragingbuns 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                    The pervy pirate inside of me has seen enough tentacle porn to say..."Thar be plenty o' rape in thy waters..."

                                                                                    [–]goatchin 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    The triffids have adapted to water! We're doomed!

                                                                                    [–]IAmACollegekid 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    That's actually the Loch Ness Monster.

                                                                                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    I am not sure if I am more afraid or most in utter awe.. that is just amazing !

                                                                                    Great picture to say the least

                                                                                    [–]gandalfs_burglar 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    can slenderman swim?

                                                                                    [–]Cueball61 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    If I saw this, my first reaction would be to ensure I wasn't a Japanese School Girl.

                                                                                    [–]BroadStreet_Bully 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Oh god it touched me.

                                                                                    [–]HeronCalaris 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    The funny part is, we cant kill it with fire.

                                                                                    [–]His_Dudeship 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Nice to see the break off the SoCal coast looking so good.

                                                                                    [–]DamagedBox 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    I couldn't care less about the seaweed. thats where i want to surf.

                                                                                    [–]Revoluzzer 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Is this not a repost? Would be the first thing I've seen a week earlier on Facebook, rather than the other way round.

                                                                                    [–]rm23fx 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    and his noodly appendages rose from the water..

                                                                                    [–]misterfanwank 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn.

                                                                                    [–]sixpowerup 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    well, Cthulhu is real. better start sacrficing

                                                                                    [–]absolutsyd 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Other than the 100 other times I've seen this pic here and on cracked.

                                                                                    [–]LinksCrackedDotCom 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Let me link that for you. #18

                                                                                    [–]clsup26 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Seaweed is my worst fear, said the open-water lifeguard.

                                                                                    [–]economicurtis 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Ventura! I know that surf spot! (Channel Islands and mothballed oil platforms in the background)

                                                                                    [–]Zapato_Shoe 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

                                                                                    [–]jquizzy27 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Isla Vista?

                                                                                    [–]BadCircleJerkBad 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Cthulu comes.....

                                                                                    [–]PulseAmplification 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Cthulhu's pubes.

                                                                                    [–]luxaeternus 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

                                                                                    [–]The_pedo123 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

                                                                                    [–]Gersplush 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Thought that was Cthulhu rising. 0_0

                                                                                    [–]Lokai23 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Why you taking pictures in my hometown?? Sure looks like Santa Barbara.

                                                                                    [–]CirdanValen 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Cthulu does exist!

                                                                                    [–]callgirlofcthulhu 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    That's no seaweed.

                                                                                    [–]toomuchpork 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Cthulu rising

                                                                                    [–]Basic_Becky 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    This looks like it might be the Rincon between Santa Barbara and Ventura.

                                                                                    [–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    NOPE NOPE NOPE CTHULU'S HUNGRY TENTACLES OF ARMAGEDDON REACHING FROM THE DEEP PRIMEVAL ABYSS TO CLAIM YOUR SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY.

                                                                                    [–]sublimetony 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Cthulu!

                                                                                    [–]surrealasm_atwork[!] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    How is the top comment not Cthulhu related. Reddit, I am disappoint.

                                                                                    [–]evildead4075 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Cthulhu wants you to think it's just seaweed.

                                                                                    [–]eddswift 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Thanks Cracked.com..

                                                                                    [–]cheesinator 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    We get it people in the comments; somehow it reminds you of Cthulhu.

                                                                                    [–]ccrepitation 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    cthulhu beckons you to the deep.

                                                                                    [–]Jahames 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Can you imagine "uhhh that's not seaweed..."

                                                                                    [–]0van 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    THE DEEP ONE, LORD CTHULU COMES!!! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!!

                                                                                    [–]WHAT-IS-A-INTERNET 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Seaweed Is an asshole. now can we move on?

                                                                                    [–]NavySEAL1123 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" -The Sea

                                                                                    [–]bringmedakfc 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    Slender man?

                                                                                    [–]HeartofSteak 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    I've seen enough hentai to know that this will not end up in tentacle molestation; rather, it will most likely end in several beachgoers covered in seaweed who will be rather disgruntled at that fact but won't let it ruin their afternoon.

                                                                                    [–]darkangelx 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                    I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

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