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[–]Dr.Soylent_Gringo 14 points15 points ago

Mother of God man, even Ayesayers will say nay.

[–]bamb00zled 2 points3 points ago

I agree that this gentleman's unnatural motion is rather unpalatable.

[–]albebop 9 points10 points ago

Because pedals are for commoners, a true gentleman rides atop his bicycle wearing his patent leather bicycle-scoot-shoes, though I don't see a monocle: 8/10.

[–]The Right HonourableWhyWhyWhat 7 points8 points ago

Also: moustache is missing. 7.5/10

[–]Ladyterafunker 4 points5 points ago

In the absence of an outstretched pinky, I must revise to 7/10 (would not cavort).

[–]The Right HonourableWhyWhyWhat 2 points3 points ago

Hand is not caressing a fine, aged brandy. Seems to be an amateur, at best. 6.5/10 (shall never cavort in one's life.)

[–]bob-the-dragon 2 points3 points ago

Oh the woes of not having a proper moustache, it be a terrible tradegy to not have one

[–]bob-the-dragon 4 points5 points ago

I believe he is not wearing his monocle as because it may fall out and he may not want to damage it. Such an item can be hard to come by today

[–]fortnight14 2 points3 points ago

intercepted?

[–]Dr.Peoples_Bropublic 8 points9 points ago

Rather, intersected, as in a highway intersection, or crossroads. Similarly, mail as in mailman, or postman

[–]pryced 0 points1 point ago

Buster Keaton. Most proper.