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[–]Ovechtrick 48 points49 points ago

My favorite was letting one rip on a family trip in the car. Windows down, you strain to ensure that you release your toxins in a silent, but deadly manner. Then the waiting game begins. You desperately try to hold back your giggles, waiting for that moment where someone perks up their nose a bit, before coming to the full realization of what is happening. All four windows go down and you about crap yourself with laughter. Good times.

[–]ggerber 59 points60 points ago

What's the worst is when the person who does this is your father who is driving and has enabled the lock on the windows. He laughs maniacally and we struggle to breathe.

[–]PandaBearShenyu 18 points19 points ago

Dutch gas chamber

[–]heracleides 13 points14 points ago

Jew better crack a window.

[–]AATroop 5 points6 points ago

That bastard.

[–]_XxDerpyHoovesxX_ 4 points5 points ago

Best thing I've ever read.

[–]bobstaman 3 points4 points ago

Lock the windows, put on the heat and wait to start laughing.

[–]trapopolis 8 points9 points ago

If you turn the music up, that usually helps hide the smell of the fart

[–]andres7832 3 points4 points ago

technology is amazing, tell me, trapopolis, what else does sound to your olfactory organ?

[–]kpdunphy[S] 6 points7 points ago

Hahahahahahah i love that shit. Then the guessing game of who farted comes along

[–]soul_power 2 points3 points ago

I'd put my money on the jackass hyena in the back.

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 1 point2 points ago

In the Game of Farts... you either rip or you die.

[–]Apok34 33 points34 points ago

This may be the best use of this gif ever.

[–]mrdoink20 0 points1 point ago

it's extremely accurate.

[–]caddycads 40 points41 points ago

Appreciate that, my office now thinks I'm crazy, for laughing out loud.

[–]boleck 9 points10 points ago

I did the same damn thing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

At least they know the truth now.

[–]heemat 3 points4 points ago

I woke my wife upstairs.

[–]Meghan90 0 points1 point ago

Are those comas there to haiku-isize your comment?

[–]TopHatLarry 0 points1 point ago

The middle line is 8 syllables, I think.

[–]astralvortex 8 points9 points ago

I start asking people if they smell cookies.

[–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 9 points10 points ago

That is pure genius. It sets their expectations for a soothing aroma of chocolate and dough, only to be shattered like a teetering tower of Jenga.

[–]Calackyo 7 points8 points ago

the word tremendous alone made me laugh.

[–]spockified 10 points11 points ago

"WHO DID THIS TO US?!!"

[–]trapopolis 5 points6 points ago

I'M HERE ON BUSINESS GODDAMMIT!!!

[–]iwillpuchallyourbuns 0 points1 point ago

Can I ask what this is referencing?

[–]spockified 0 points1 point ago

It is from the movie Ted.

[–]Brokenstraw 6 points7 points ago

I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed while browsing reddit.

[–]zephyy 3 points4 points ago

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 1 point2 points ago

When this isn't /r/reactiongifs

[–]alloneword22 1 point2 points ago

Perfect use of this gif. I Lol'd

[–]i_like_salad 1 point2 points ago

I have this full screen on my second monitor now. Just approving everything I do.

[–]malrats 1 point2 points ago

I died.

[–]YanDavison 1 point2 points ago

I literally ROFL'd

[–]MayonnaiseMan 1 point2 points ago

my policy is always upvote anything with fart in the title

[–]PapaBear04 5 points6 points ago

I showed my girlfriend and she didn't find it amusing at all...I think I have to leave her

[–]safety2nd 3 points4 points ago

i wish my anal chernobyl was this nice to people...

[–]fookyeaItsKai 2 points3 points ago

"damnit steve, my mouth was open"

[–]schmorrell 2 points3 points ago

Robert Redford subtle nod gif would have worked here as well.

[–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I just Googled Robert Redford and he looks a lot less glorious these days.

[–]Yunlokzi 1 point2 points ago

After my boyfriend let an especially nasty one rip under the covers I've lost any shame of dropping my silent bombs on him, especially in a closed vehicle. His reactions are simply satisfying.

[–]Massa1337 1 point2 points ago

Dat feel

[–]FuzEboX -1 points0 points ago

Yes.......yes.....yes....yes...yes..yesyesyesyesyesyes!

[–]jtcompound 0 points1 point ago

You like your brothers farts don't you? Yes, yes you do.

Inhale.

[–]Ericb25 0 points1 point ago

Grossology?

[–]Joebocop 0 points1 point ago

"Dew do dew do doo did diddly" - The Departed summed up.

[–]Egress99 0 points1 point ago

Best way to get someone to take big whiff of your gasser; once the sweet sweet scent hits your nose (or if you can feel it's going to be a goodin') say to the people next to you "Hey, you guys smell popcorn?"

Sit back and enjoy.

[–]funsofton 0 points1 point ago

wow. that is such a specific yet totally fitting scenario.

[–]FranticDisembowel 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit, I upvote this gif ever time I see it. It's just the best.

[–]Ancientdinko 0 points1 point ago

have you ever farted in the lunch room and then had someone come in and say " mmmmmm something smells good?"

[–]finnick65 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until someone farts on an airplane...and then it's hilarious. No no sir, no rolling down the window for you.

[–]jonnyboyo 0 points1 point ago

Finally, someone who understands me! I've been waiting for someone to encapsulate my fart triumph emotion for years. You have my undying gratitude, sir.

[–]itsalejandreezy 0 points1 point ago

You... You are a sick, sick man, mr. Nicholson.

[–]darko187 0 points1 point ago

this is the best post on reddit i have seen fucking ever, and i never curse. FUCK lmao

[–]jayzeee78 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. "Yes, breeeathe it in..." HAHAHA

[–]squeeeeenis 0 points1 point ago

Thats it, Fuck Reddit for now. I'm going to wait till schools back in session. This shit is cancer.

[–]googoomuck 0 points1 point ago

Greatest title today!

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck let this out of /new?

[–]jbd1986 1 point2 points ago

I LOL'd right as my co-worker came over to ask me a question! To the top with you sir!

[–]SnippDK 0 points1 point ago

My brother always do this !!! :( And when it starts, the thunderstorm is coming, and it's not going to smell nice.

[–]howboutbird -1 points0 points ago

Tremendous was an awesomesauce improvement of recent.

[–]Grizzlysnuggler 0 points1 point ago

None stop chuckling for 5mins. Up vote

[–]Johnstantine 0 points1 point ago

This is the best reddit ever.

[–]youngjheezy 0 points1 point ago

I guessed that gif in my head before i clicked

[–]nrgkart 0 points1 point ago

imho you have won /r/funny

[–]sjsharksgirl408 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is exactly what my boyfriend does when he farts and just waits for it to reach my nasal passages... but I guess that's why I love him too.

[–]oscarasimov -1 points0 points ago

well I just made a scene in the library

[–]Concrow -1 points0 points ago

I lost my shit when I saw this.

[–]ajlm -1 points0 points ago

This would be funnier if it hadn't been taken almost directly off the top 100 gifs on /r/reactiongifs.

[–]suppleman -1 points0 points ago

I laughed uncontrollably, upvote!

[–]SuaveSeagull -2 points-1 points ago

Yes brother, inhale my glorious stench!

[–]nexus_5 1 point2 points ago

No in my previous sentence I told you to slash your wrists.

[–]SuaveSeagull 0 points1 point ago

Oh my the first person to tell me to harm myself on reddit :o THANKS!

[–]Ashenspire -3 points-2 points ago

Title on imgur doesn't match up with title of post. Repooooooooost. Boo this man.

[–]8_4_Schu -3 points-2 points ago

I "Auschwitzed" my GF in the car once by first turning on my heated seat, then waiting until we were inside an automatic car wash to unleash the kraken. The bruises I received were well worth it, and I am still a legend among my friends for getting away with only a beating.

[–]Mesculero -2 points-1 points ago

My anticipations will forever have this image linked to it.