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[–]jonastio 92 points93 points ago

Your friends are jackasses.

[–]leedorham 12 points13 points ago

Holy hell, it's perfect.

[–]iamdrugengineer 3 points4 points ago

And that's why jackasses are imortal, they drank all that unicorn blood.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

/thread

[–]gilbralter 17 points18 points ago

How did the donkey get the carrot on its head?

[–]vashed 19 points20 points ago

Bronkeys.

[–]wompemwompem 1 point2 points ago

Donkey pimps naturally

[–]SIGSTOP 13 points14 points ago

I thought it looked a comic from Perry Bible Fellowship! After such a long hiatus, I figured the website was dead. My day has vastly improved!

Link for the lazy: pbfcomics.com

[–]brova 3 points4 points ago

IT'S BACK!?!?

[–]Jzkqm 3 points4 points ago

Every few months or so.

[–]Raggypoo 0 points1 point ago

Praise be!

[–]FATAL_FETUS 10 points11 points ago

And that children is why there are no more unicorns.

[–]scarface123 2 points3 points ago

Thank god there's still pegasuses around

[–]Xuin 5 points6 points ago

Pegasi, actually.

[–]pKreate 1 point2 points ago

[–]Dizzle1218 2 points3 points ago

They have sex with horses?

[–]ThaneOfYourMomsVag 3 points4 points ago

I suppose OP meant that they pretend they are something they are not. I did that once at another college's party. My friends talked me up like I was some sort of god to the hottest girls there, saying I had done all these crazy things, practically acting like they wanted to bone me. When I finally got there I walked in and waved at them then went to get a drink. While I was at the keg one of the girls approached me. I just pretended like she wasn't that interesting, barely said anything and bam, next thing I know we're at her place having sex. It was alright. That was my only one night stand and it was wholly unsatisfying. It just felt pretty empty and wrong. One of the things I like most about sex is the connection and pleasing her, but i didnt feel as driven to do that because i didn't love her and knew i'd probably never see her again. Idk, I just enjoy it sooo much more if we have an emotional connection. Yeah, i know, Gayseal.jpg.... whatever

[–]memaradonaelvis 1 point2 points ago

down voting you for getting laid and regretting it...

edit: just kidding. upvotes.

[–]ThaneOfYourMomsVag 1 point2 points ago

Haha, I didn't say I regretted it (Although I totally would have if I came away from it with an STI), just that it wasn't nearly as enjoyable as I thought it would be.

[–]memaradonaelvis 1 point2 points ago

No i totally feel you, but I thought it might be the proper male response...err Reddit response. I enjoy sex with women I have a genuine interest in...imagine that?

[–]eyropiarip 1 point2 points ago

Don't care, new Facebook timeline!

[–]A_Loki_In_Your_Mind 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, unicorns tend to be spectacularly racist to mules and openly mock donkeys. Unicorns don't dare go too far though, as mules and donkeys have a long tradition in being masters of assassination and the ninja arts.

[–]TheKDM 0 points1 point ago

...I'll have what he's smoking.

[–]Beddy 1 point2 points ago

I imagine your friend piss drunk with a strap-on attached to his forehead.

[–]funbb 2 points3 points ago

I always loved how he managed to draw a donkey with such a goofy face.

[–]ProxyD 2 points3 points ago

Or you could say: "How I Repost Stuff"

[–]commandakeen 0 points1 point ago

Finally someone linked this voice thing. Gooooooood.

[–]Ketrel 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of AOKP

[–]BarelyLethal 0 points1 point ago

This brings to mind so many questions.

[–]Dayzed88 0 points1 point ago

ohhhhh PBF, I miss thee.

[–]JuiceboxSC2 0 points1 point ago

Soooo.... You're telling me that your friends attach carrots to their heads and have sex with mythical creatures?

[–]Chaster321 0 points1 point ago

I read it in Butthead's voice. Uhh... Hello... We're gonna score.

[–]misterH96 0 points1 point ago

I read the last panel in butthhead's voice.

[–]Benderillo 0 points1 point ago

unicorns are hermaphrodites. JSYK

[–]shiftius 0 points1 point ago

Wait until the human male is extinct, then fuck a horse.

[–]TheBoyYuuu -3 points-2 points ago

wait, your friends turn into donkeys and tie carrots to their heads?

[–]FHSolidsnake 2 points3 points ago

yes

[–]shampwn 0 points1 point ago

just be glad its only a carrot o_0

[–]dreamendDischarger 0 points1 point ago

Turns out OP's friend is Zeus.

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[–]reParaoh[!] 1 point2 points ago

Because I laughed the second time too, asshole.