Shove that K up your ass.

NowNowGuys · 2 months

The storyline is solid with a strong narrative arc, but the character development doesn't ring true. Do we believe that the protagonist would turn instantly from romantic confession to such coarse hostility? Do we buy the antagonist/love-interest's move from the ebullience of a smiley emoticon to the curt insensitivity of a single unadorned letter?

Nothing in the character exposition exceeds 2-dimensions; the ending is completely unsuspected, and not in a good way. The dénoument feels forced and incongruous. In a nutshell, this play lacks depth and credibility.

6/10.

Electric_Ladykiller · 2 months

Did anyone else think this was gonna be about smuggling ketamine in the rectum?

nomi1030 · 2 months

Wanna hear a joke about Potassium?

K.

SimonWest · 2 months

fakefake indeed.

vodkamartini · 2 months

Fake but I like it because this is how I feel anytime I get that condescending "K" bullshit from anyone.

AcousticWalrus · 2 months

K is like one of the worst letters to have shoved up your ass. It's got so many points

CraigyFakeFake · 2 months

It's fake, I created the entire thing in MS Paint.

GeneralWarts · 2 months

It makes it really hard to add relevant comments when every texting screencap has everyone bitching about how fake it is.

If this is what it's come to can we start banning them and create a new subreddit (I'm sure there's already one) for them?

6Git6sy6 · 2 months

If you pause it at the right time you can see the exact moment his heart breaks

asshold · 2 months

Something something Punchline in the title something something.

MuttonTheChops · 2 months

(: 3

(: 3 K

l: 3K

O: 3<

0: 3

(: 3

Szos · 2 months

Person1: "I love you."

Person2: -crickets-

BoojiBoy · 2 months

Jeez. So the girl doesn't like you. There's no need to be such an MC Chris about it.

maxpowerpie · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/7Q7oT.gif

ape_in_a_cape · 2 months

Fuckin hate the single K. Almost as much as I hate the double K. Kk

hozjo · 2 months

That K was totally deserved.

A few mistakes:

a.) revealing attraction through a text message

b.) being all stalkerish and suggesting you were interested since you first met her, even if true that shit ain't romantic until you have sealed the deal

c.) your fake iphone text isnt even aligned correctly

LittleInfidel · 2 months

Fake or not, if a person reacts with that much volatility to not getting the response they want, it's no wonder the person wouldn't want to date them. This is the text equivalent of a temper tantrum (BUTIWANTIT!!!!)

No one wants to date a three year old trapped in the body of a grown adult, ladies and gentlemen.

Sam_Rosen · 2 months

Take two of the chicken Mcnuggets...and put them UP YOUR ASS!! I'm only wanting a 4 nugget deal

giantsfan36 · 2 months

Oh, Christina she don't know I exist horns

mchao · 2 months

in her defense, her text was correction punctuation-wise.

Jerlko · 2 months

THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT FAKE GUYS!

I MEAN IT'S THE INTERNET WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S THE VERY DEFINITION OF ACCOUNTABILITY.

CapnCrayg · 2 months

r/fakeiphonepics

assumingredditor · 2 months

CHRISTINA IS A FRIENDZONING BITCH. OP WAS JUST BEING A GOOD GUY.

upvotesallie · 2 months

Well that escalated quickly...

ByJiminy · 2 months

To be honest, "K" seems to be the perfect response to someone who thinks a text is the best format to express their innermost feelings.

Jackal_6 · 2 months

I paid you a compliment and you still won't blow me? FUCK YOU, WHORE!

mordella1 · 2 months

Nice to know that soon that the one complementing you turns out to be an douche. I for one is terrible at taking compliments, I even refuse to believe it mostly and say "no, you just saying that to be nice etc", if someone as a result gave me a comment like that after I would just think "Wow, glad I didn't give you any encouragement, asshole".

ohshittree · 2 months

I was thinking baseball, but then again it would be difficult to shove a strike up ones ass.

BananaHammock74 · 2 months

I had a crush on a girl in 2nd grade also. I wrote her a letter asking if she liked me. It asked her to circle yes, no , or maybe. Still waiting for a reply. I'm 26 and I am getting married next month.

drbergzoid · 2 months

And... the punchline is in the title.

internet_butt_raper · 2 months

You're never going to wheel any ladies being that soft.

rabbidpanda · 2 months

HEY LET ME DUMP A BUNCH OF EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE THAT I'VE BEEN SECRETLY CARRYING FOR YEARS AND DUMP IT ON YOU WITH NO WARNING AND EXPECT YOU TO TAKE IT IN STRIDE.

Plexicraft · 2 months

Because saying this over a text message is the smart thing to do.

monom90 · 2 months

Can we ban these from r/funny?

tragik007 · 2 months

No wonder he is in the Friend Zone. Guy is a loser.

Raijer · 2 months

Good fucking lord. Assuming this stupidity is true, do you REALLY think your "compliment" was anything other than creepy-as-fuck? Seriously? It's that precise lack of self-awareness that deludes you into thinking that texting a girl something like that is somehow "charming." And then you have the fucking gall to get all pissy when you get the EXACT response any rational, normal girl would give when faced with such nonsense. This isn't "revenge of the friend-zoned," but a clear example as to why you are so very very alone.

AxeManActual · 2 months

Everyone knows the rectum is the fastest and most effective way to get K's directly into the bloodstream.

jcoffey · 2 months

Should have gone with "I can count all zee way to schfifty-five" instead of true feelings...true feelings never get you anywhere

BeerGogglesFTW · 2 months

Everybody knows 1 nice comment or even a casual first date will lead to some spontaneous hardcore sex, or at least a blowjob... I've seen enough movies, tv, and been on the internet long enough to know these things.

Anal_lick · 2 months

I went from happy to angry, skipped sad, now I feel like kicking your ass

DoritosMan · 2 months

Someone's bitter

IArgueWithAtheists · 2 months

Of all the letters of the alphabet, K is one of the most painful to do that with.

dudSpudson · 2 months

yea you tell that ungrateful whore

FatCookies · 2 months

This is all I could think about.

[deleted] · 2 months

http://ifaketext.com/index.php

TheTeeWhy · 2 months

I thought it was gonna be baseball related for some reason

ViviMan65 · 2 months

The Queen of "K"... Dr. Hutchinson

mrk33har · 2 months

shitty_watercolour WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

breenisgreen · 2 months

Fucking fake iPhone conversations again. This shit is not ok. K?

giegerwasright · 2 months

A phrase repeated over and over again in the gay discos of the meatpacking district circa the late 90's.

ShovellyJake · 2 months

Potassium explodes on contact with water.

NaveXof · 2 months

fake

[deleted] · 2 months

Crooked screenshot is crooked.

camalittle · 2 months

If it is fake then it is not funny.

dysthal · 2 months

fakeChrissi dodged a bullet, clearly.

BOSINATOR · 2 months

K-zoned.

IAMA_Neckbeard · 2 months

He was just mad because he couldn't stick his D up her ass :-D

livelovexc · 2 months

"K? K? The letter before L, or the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for kidding? So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in can I K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to the hungry sharks. Sharks has a K in it..."

I_Love_Bacon_Cookies · 2 months

Well that escalated quickly.

stellarfury · 2 months

Vreenak has something to say about this bullshit.

fugelthang · 2 months

Word. 'K' is THEE shittiest way to respond ever. It's up there with 'amazeballs' in terms of terribleness.

rawrc · 2 months

"Hey, I gave you a trite compliment, the least you can do is respond with vaginas."

Glen_The_Eskimo · 2 months

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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