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[–]Tararoar 0 points1 point ago

As a girl I just want to let you know that the saying 'if you don't want us staring at your boobs, You'd cover them up' is ridiculous. I have larger breasts, and in general it is a struggle to find ANY top that will not show any cleavage. If I do the top is 'tent like'.

It is worse for the ladies with even bigger breasts - normal tops don't even fit their breasts in a lot of cases. Even if they do buy a top that initially covers their cleavage for the most part - somehow sometimes things find a way to adjust themselves & girls will always have to re-adjust their top so they aren't showing off their cleavage.

I'm sick of guys thinking we wear low cut tops just to show off our boobs. It is not our fault those are the only tops that fit us, so no it's not acceptable to oggle our cleavage constantly.

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 2 points3 points ago

I think this argument is older than time itself. I see an attractive girl. Everything in my bones tells me to look, but how long should I look, what if she sees me looking, what do I do if she catches me looking?

[–]Tararoar -1 points0 points ago

Probably a glance at first, why do you need to look more?

If she sees you looking just stare directly into her eyes for the rest of the conversation - this will most likely make her forget about the boob looking and think about how awkward it is with all that eye contact.

[–]CrayonOfDoom -1 points0 points ago

why do you need to look more?

Because tits. Seriously. That whole "programmed to look at them" part is serious. We can't help it, even if it offends you.

[–]mindaika -1 points0 points ago

[–]Tirande -1 points0 points ago

Entitlement. Not DNA.