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[–]WhatThePenis 14 points15 points ago

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[–]turchx 9 points10 points ago

You don't say

[–]pjbrady12 18 points19 points ago

Dammit Hermes! Quit hogging that healthy liver!

[–]linkstowrongpicture 0 points1 point ago

People commonly mistake the liver for a kidney.

Thanks to Liam Neeson for posing for both pictures.

[–]no_eat_da_poo_poo 0 points1 point ago

lol wut

[–]linkstowrongpicture 0 points1 point ago

Your name contains sound advice.

[–]floatablepie 9 points10 points ago

Leela: You seem calm, Hermes.

Hermes: Don't worry, I've got a plan.

(outside)

Hermes: I'm gonna jump!

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

What is its name?

[–]LinkisSexy 19 points20 points ago

Oh futurama how you entertain me so

[–]didgeridoos -1 points0 points ago

Just don't drive sober. If that's one thing I learned from futurama

[–]eyeamidol 6 points7 points ago

One of my favorite heckles of all time, right there.

[–]theresaviking 1 point2 points ago

The delivery of 'do a flip' is perfect, kinda rushed and expectant yet dry and sarcastic.

[–]Shnazzyone 4 points5 points ago

Sure wish i could have watched the episode of futurama again instead of just seeing a two panel version of the throwaway joke from that episode.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 1 point2 points ago

That's what the internet is for.

[–]Shnazzyone 2 points3 points ago

TO THE BAY!

[–]AbigailRoseHayward 1 point2 points ago

Or Youtube.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 1 point2 points ago

If you use YouTube to watch tv your going I have a bad time.

[–]an333d 0 points1 point ago

Agreed it has to be on netflix tho

[–]AbigailRoseHayward 1 point2 points ago

If you use "Your" instead of "You're", you're going to have a bad time.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 0 points1 point ago

Will fuck.

[–]jack456123 0 points1 point ago

every single time i go on the diving board.

[–]shittyvector 1 point2 points ago

I always say this when someone jumps off something, they never understand :(

[–]M1A1TOMMY 0 points1 point ago

Is that Joel from roosterteeth

[–]PsychicNinja_ 0 points1 point ago

I saw this episode again just yesterday :D

[–]mlloyd 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the scene from The Other Guys. Just with less Rock.

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

meh

[–]zedgrrrl 0 points1 point ago

Do a flip...Into a vat of jello!!

[–]flamingbiskuet 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if it's a repost I still find these funnt

[–]nixon007 0 points1 point ago

i knew this was coming to reddit! oh right thanks Im back to watching TV now for more original content :(

[–]char920 0 points1 point ago

I've been waiting to see this on here for about 5 months now. I laughed so hard when I saw it!

[–]ajs2295 -2 points-1 points ago

this has been posted like 4 other times

[–]Viridovipera 3 points4 points ago

Although part of me doesn't care because it's so funny, I do also feel that Bender's tone is what makes this so great. A video post would trump this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And you sir, have gotten an equal score for your post as the number in it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My turn: 69 FUCK YEAH

[–]Lavaswimmer 0 points1 point ago

I saw the title, then immediately knew what the picture was going to be. I've been on reddit far too long.

[–]persistent_illusion 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I've seen that episode.

[–]sweettuse 0 points1 point ago

this very moment was the moment that got me into the series. i saw it right before a commercial break, laughed through aforementioned commercial break, and then ordered dvds of the entire series. i have not been disappointed.

[–]Stevazz 0 points1 point ago

Do a repost!

[–]How_Thoughtfull -2 points-1 points ago

LOL it's shit like this reddit that keeps me coming back

[–]Chassel -5 points-4 points ago

I'm going to jump!

[–]InvaderPhantom 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I read that too!

[–]warboy 1 point2 points ago

About 20 times.

[–]Chassel 0 points1 point ago

I definately had to do a few double takes, but it seems others disagreed with me

[–]warboy 1 point2 points ago

It is quite a sad day when /r/funny doesn't even require a witty title to get front page.

[–]chiefwhackahoe -3 points-2 points ago

repost