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[–]I_Too_Drunk_For_this 110 points111 points ago

Since you found it on the internet there is a high chance it's a repost.

But, you know what, I don't give a shit because that's genuinely funny.

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[–]Kazataniplayer[S] 44 points45 points ago

Thanks mate. As a gesture of good will, would you like me to remove that potato from your rectum?

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[–]Lizardizzle 13 points14 points ago

Stuffed in there real good, eh?

[–]GUNZRKOOL 5 points6 points ago

There's an anus on this potato?

[–]jimmery 2 points3 points ago

this is indeed the polar opposite to POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]ineffablepwnage 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he just got it out.

[–]mind_twin 6 points7 points ago

Nah, I think it's meant to be there.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself -1 points0 points ago

We are allowed to repost something after 5 minutes and that's why there are so many reposts right?

[–]Burger_King_PR_Team 1 point2 points ago

Speaking of shit, have you tried the new summer bbq offerings at Burger King? YUM!!!! Have your way with a burger today!

[–]frenchhornhero 7 points8 points ago

This is like the Burger King of novelty accounts.

[–]Burger_King_PR_Team 4 points5 points ago

That hit the King deep in the jimmies. I'll be watching you!

[–]laserfish 0 points1 point ago

I agree, it's fantastic!

(not a paid spokesperson)

[–]TheORlyFactor 2 points3 points ago

"Speaking of shit"? You, my friend, are the worst bot ever.

[–]Burger_King_PR_Team 7 points8 points ago

Can I get your address? The King would like to mail you a coupon. When you get it, you will need to roll it up real tight and cram it really good up your ass. Try the new orange fries!

[–]zoodiary8 -1 points0 points ago

Yup, i laugh again and again....

[–]stucknmove 41 points42 points ago

[–]idriveamusclecar 0 points1 point ago

That image has definitely made my day before. Thanks for sharing :)

[–]MyKarmaKilledURDogma 18 points19 points ago

Funny, I got this one

[–]carlosmal 16 points17 points ago

I'm glad you enabled "safe search" first.

[–]Kazataniplayer[S] 9 points10 points ago

Actually, it was off.

[–]cleagles 32 points33 points ago

InsanityWolf.jpg

[–]Urvilan -4 points-3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9fe6B.jpg

To those who downvote: Putting "fuck" into Google image search with safe search off isn't "insane", teens around the world do this on a daily basis.

[–]Kazataniplayer[S] 1 point2 points ago

Then explain, good sir, the picture.

[–]Urvilan 0 points1 point ago

A funny toddler who is inexperienced in the ways of equipping goggles?

[–]cleagles 1 point2 points ago

Thatwasthejoke.jpg

[–]Urvilan 0 points1 point ago

I don't think the he intended for it to be a joke, though I agree, it is a joke.

[–]uaoleksiy 1 point2 points ago

how much pr0n showed up ?

[–]gillyguthrie 10 points11 points ago

This picture puts my life into perspective. I haven't felt rage like that little girl is experiencing in a long time.

[–]Sly_Grammarian 0 points1 point ago

I hear ya. That poor kid has it rough.

[–]RickVaughn 26 points27 points ago

"My eyes!! Zey goggles do nothing!!"

[–]8doobies 16 points17 points ago

As a guy who teaches swim lessons, this always brings a smile to my face.

[–]DronesVII 8 points9 points ago

I read that as "google fucked you"...how do you google fuck someone?

[–]leetneko 2 points3 points ago

Carefully

[–]fumyl 0 points1 point ago

So glad I wasn't the only one. "You were upset, so you google-fucked them? And it's a kid...? What?"

[–]knifeinabox 5 points6 points ago

[–]HacksawUnit 3 points4 points ago

Broken image on my end.

[–]I_Will_Be_That_Guy 8 points9 points ago

[–]HacksawUnit 2 points3 points ago

You WERE that guy. Thank you.

[–]turtlekitty30 8 points9 points ago

[–]davesfakeaccount 4 points5 points ago

I have saved this image to my personal library. I shall utilize this image on my last day of work here, for it appropriately expresses my feelings with regards to my job. Hilarity shall ensue.

[–]Dave_Hulud 1 point2 points ago

Oh man I wish I would have thought of that name.

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

I have to pay for this?

[–]davesfakeaccount 0 points1 point ago

Yes, please PM me your bank details and the appropriate amount will be deducted from your account.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I gave it a try.

Was not disappointed.

[–]CotST 2 points3 points ago

[–]lucy668 2 points3 points ago

Captures my mood exactly; broke my wrist yesterday and having a cast in the summer sucks quite badly

[–]worldisbetternow 2 points3 points ago

Hahahahahahahahaha. Laughed out loud. World is suddenly much better.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Laughed out loud

You know Internet scientists created a special word to say the same thing, but in less time.

[–]Probz 2 points3 points ago

Topic is funnier than the pic

[–]drunk_otter 3 points4 points ago

goggled?

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[–]drunk_otter -1 points0 points ago

No he didn't google goggle or goggle google? (goggles are those things she's wearing BTW)

[–]minilee 1 point2 points ago

Just yesterday I was also in a bad mood and googled "fuck shit." I was not so lucky... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OdbCLfXUV4

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for explaining why you googled what you did

[–]Cheeseinflight 1 point2 points ago

Oh jeez, those goggles hurt like hell when they slide past your hair. It's probably worse than stepping on legos

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

How does this have 1300 upvotes but the top comment only has 14?

[–]shatterly 5 points6 points ago

Because the picture is funny, but nothing else here is?

[–]jimmery 1 point2 points ago

nothing funny to see here. please move along...

[–]kninjaknitter 1 point2 points ago

[–]itslikeboo 4 points5 points ago

Jesus. If that's all it takes to get you out of a bad mood, I envy you deeply. Last time I was in a bad mood, I fantasized about murder for hours and had a hypomanic episode arise from the imagined release.

[–]Kazataniplayer[S] 16 points17 points ago

Ever been in an army unit you hate, with people that get under your skin, and weather that makes you swim in your sweat? That's me for the last year. I'm still alive so I guess it's a plus?

[–]mountainfreshh 0 points1 point ago

...now I'll go home and change.

[–]frankiex 0 points1 point ago

umm... have you heard of xanax?

[–]pantyraider9000 1 point2 points ago

The dad just takes a picture rather than helping. Nice

[–]Mitch1410 0 points1 point ago

Goggles are a bigger hassle than help.

[–]Linfinity8 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

googled fucked?

[–]sarinore 0 points1 point ago

thats how I feel every day. And every time I take my cpap off at night.

[–]angryCutlet 0 points1 point ago

was in a shitty mood too then i saw this lol

[–]portlund8 0 points1 point ago

I was convinced that the title said "google Fucked you" until the third time I reread it. Antonym of confusion has been restored

[–]davemeothews 0 points1 point ago

You googled goggles.

[–]KiIIYourself 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes. Upvotes everywhere.

[–]pgouw 0 points1 point ago

As a swimmer who has been competing for 8 years. I can agree with this.

[–]phenomite1 0 points1 point ago

You google stuff when you're mad?

[–]pumper911 0 points1 point ago

I know the title makes it obvious, but a NSFW would be nice :)

[–]TakeMySandAndRun 0 points1 point ago

TIL I should Google "fuck you" when I'm in a bad mood.

[–]lies_and_slander 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "I google fucked you" and felt really violated for a while.

[–]laidymondegreen 0 points1 point ago

Read this as "so I google fucked you" and I badly wanted to know how that works. Seldom have I been sadder at reading what a title actually says.

[–]Water4Gold 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how I feel today. I've been working on my root pass for v groove open butt joints, and I just can't get it. I've been cutting all day because my keyhole wants to blow up after an inch and a half of welding.

[–]LIO115 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

[–]ldfjaslkdja 0 points1 point ago

[–]Vortilex 0 points1 point ago

Huh, I didn't get that one.

[–]nexus_5 1 point2 points ago

What are your religious beliefs?

[–]Vortilex 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure how that matters, but I'm Catholic. When I Googled "fuck you" I just got a bunch of people flicking me off, not the pic OP posted.

[–]DrProv 0 points1 point ago

I like her Sly Stallone grimace.

[–]Mumrik 0 points1 point ago

Now you can also bask in the delicious karma, this day is turning out just fine, innit OP?

[–]Toof 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a family video of me. It is at a birthday party and I am maybe 3 or 4. I keep trying to put on my birthday hat, and the elastic band goes off my chin and hits me in the nose.

Of course, my parents are dying and keep having me try again and again until I finally sit there with the hat on my head, attached by elastic to my nose as I start crying and scream, "I can't do it!"

[–]fhtagnfhtagn 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, blue goggles are for BOYS!

[–]Whirledpeas1129 0 points1 point ago

That made me choke on my coffee.

[–]xxDeus777xx 0 points1 point ago

[–]LIO115 0 points1 point ago

This one. I wake up some morning and this is just me.

[–]PolarClybourn 0 points1 point ago

My grandma died this morning and grandpa attempted suicide by slitting his wrists. I just found out. For some reason I decided to reddit. This made me much better, thank you.

[–]marvin4795 0 points1 point ago

Because the picture is funny, but nothing else here is.

[–]kris_the_abyss -1 points0 points ago

f*** you op...i just laughed out loud in the middle of a library...lol

[–]Kazataniplayer[S] 1 point2 points ago

Just tell the librarian it's my fault. I'll gladly be banned

[–]Pinky_and_Brain 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Google, always puts people in a better mood.

[–]sodawoski -1 points0 points ago

this isnt funny at all

[–]Enderdejorand -1 points0 points ago

I read this as, "I google fucked you." I was much more intrigued.

[–]red321red321 -5 points-4 points ago

no one should take the pic literally of course unless they want to say hello to jerry in the state penn for us all.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

"As we say in Mexico, 'feliz cumpleaños.' To fuckin' Toby. Not to fucking him. To like.. he's cool. To fuckin' Toby."

-Kenny Powers

[–]ghettajetta -1 points0 points ago

Also in a bad mood, this helped a little. So thank you.

[–]t_hab -1 points0 points ago

That's not what I get when I googled "Fuck You"

OP lied for the sake of comedy... Meh

[–]darcygabe -3 points-2 points ago

That's one Of two Internet photos I piss my pants laughing about, everytime

[–]firegyorgg 1 point2 points ago

And the second?

[–]tlott -4 points-3 points ago

I was totally gonna post this on my cake day and karma whore. You win this time!

[–]hont4y -5 points-4 points ago

LOL!