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[–]khdutton 105 points106 points ago

I have had it with these motherfucking bottles on this motherfucking tub!

[–]sinfulcolors 22 points23 points ago

Damn kids! I'll teach them to put their shit away!

[–]khdutton 23 points24 points ago

Shower Tote, motherfucker! Do you have one?!

[–]gguy123 8 points9 points ago

Put another shampoo bottle down. Go ahead! Put another one down. That hair on yo head can't possibly be clean yet. ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKIN' BOTTLE.

[–]speakenglishinwhat 2 points3 points ago

Put your bottles on the side one more time! I dare ya! I DOUBLE dare ya motherfucker!!

[–]RichardStinks -2 points-1 points ago

"I've had it with these monkey fighting bottles on this Monday to Friday tub!" There, now it's SFW.

[–]Live-Laugh-Love-xo 1 point2 points ago

That was the most rediculous censoring job ever. I'd rather them just bleep out the words then substitute them for new ones.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 1 point2 points ago

[–]RichardStinks 1 point2 points ago

Are you kidding? Can you imagine Samuel L. Jackson in the sound booth laughing his ass off recording this?! It's fucking genius. The man wouldn't let them rename the movie to something generic, either.

[–]qetuop1 -1 points0 points ago

I'm new to reddit. What is the term for when the first thing that comes to your mind that you think is so clever and will get lots of karma that no one else could have thought of has already been posted hours ago and is the very first comment. ;)

[–]hobojimathome 11 points12 points ago

Tom Cruise.

[–]service_plumber 2 points3 points ago

re-post

[–]Dresdin 1 point2 points ago

Shit. You're good.

[–]whitevandal -1 points0 points ago

Carlos Mencia

[–]LuckiestBadLuckBabe -2 points-1 points ago

I totally read that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice!

[–]Dresdin 3 points4 points ago

Suddenly, Jedi Pug!

[–]red321red321 21 points22 points ago

i can honestly say that i've watched this video before because when i have a 30 page term paper due by morning there's nothing better to do than watch every pug video you can find on youtube.

[–]waxmasterj 12 points13 points ago

Looks like my ant Sally at the home town buffet.

[–]billyfalconer 1 point2 points ago

Michael Ellis?

[–]USMCEvan 3 points4 points ago

Why do I imagine this is the "Texts from Dog" dog?

[–]spangg 0 points1 point ago

That was my first thought as well.

[–]salemnov20 2 points3 points ago

Imagine if you were the size and shape of a poor pug. You would need to take your frustration out on something, wouldn't you?

[–]boringzebra 0 points1 point ago

Being that adorably ugly is tough work.. :C

[–]salemnov20 2 points3 points ago

I know. I used to have a stuffed pug and called him Pugly. Cause he was just so darn ugly :P

[–]boringzebra 5 points6 points ago

I consider calling my future-pug Sir Reginald Pugglesmith. And I will understand his pain.. as I have similar facial features to that of a pug. And the bitches love it do not love it.

[–]Kelphatron9000 3 points4 points ago

Go to the dog park and just find the girls who coo at their pugs. I totally disagree with this "pugs are ugly" ideal. I have 4 pugs and they are all absolutely adorable. I can't get enough of them.

[–]boringzebra 1 point2 points ago

You have.. four of those majestic creatures.. and I have none. ;_; One day I will snap and adopt uncontrollably. I will no longer need the anonymous reassurance of the internet with an army of depressingly adorable pugs by my side!

[–]Kelphatron9000 2 points3 points ago

If you live in Texas (or close or willing to travel), we have the biggest pug rescue in DFW. If you're serious, I urge you to rescue from these guys.

[–]boringzebra 1 point2 points ago

You are telling me there is an ENTIRE COLLECTION of these guys just waiting to be loved?! In all seriousness thanks for the link, I'm going to see what equivalent is available in California because I never knew there were rescue centers specifically geared towards pugs and their health complications.

[–]HappyHeartAttack 1 point2 points ago

They exist for pretty much every breed. Which is why I always urge people to look up the rescues for the specific breed they want to adopt first. They sometimes even have puppies, usually when they find a pregnant dog.

[–]Pazuzuuu 1 point2 points ago

I feel the exact same way, except my dream is a French Bulldog or English Bulldog. sigh

[–]redisforever 1 point2 points ago

I've had a pug for 10 years, and I still think she's the cutest dog I've ever seen. Even with snot leaking out of her nose, and she's snoring. I may be crazy pug guy, now that I think about it, but I don't care, she's awesome.

[–]Kelphatron9000 -1 points0 points ago

If you don't know about them already: /r/pug /r/pugs

[–]redisforever 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I do. Posted a couple of times there too. It's a great sub-reddit.

[–]salemnov20 1 point2 points ago

I think they are "so ugly they are cute".

I'm more of a big dog person. I love Golden Retrievers, and Australian Shepherds. As well as Newfies.

[–]100octane 2 points3 points ago

Don't put a toaster on that ledge.

[–]ApepUK 2 points3 points ago

That's how I reach for the soap when I get shampoo in my eyes...

[–]andres7832 2 points3 points ago

Some pugs just want to watch the world burn...

[–]BeachBum2012 5 points6 points ago

I honestly want to do that to all of my girlfriends bottles every morning.

Its kind of sad that I have the same mentality as a pug.

[–]D00x 2 points3 points ago

I feel the same way! My girlfriend likes to bathe, but it shouldn't become a task to step in the damn shower and pull the curtain. I commend that pug, but I grew up with pugs, so that's normal of me.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

One of my requirements when I had my house built was a separate shower with a door. NEVER REGRETTED IT.

Now, the lack of a swimming pool, I regret.

[–]DrMikeFeltercunt 1 point2 points ago

No, conditioner is bettar. it makes the hair silky and smooooth

[–]SKREAM 1 point2 points ago

Either that bath is tiny as FUCK or thats a big pug.

[–]redisforever 0 points1 point ago

No, my pug is normal sized, and she's about that size compared to a bathtub.

[–]palmercarpenter 1 point2 points ago

I'l show you no tear shampoo.

[–]NextDayAir 1 point2 points ago

[–]spontaneity777 2 points3 points ago

That dog is a champion.

[–]JpinkPow 2 points3 points ago

He later jumps into the tub with them and barks at the bottles lol

[–]Sillylovesongs 3 points4 points ago

The bottles were probably used for his bath in the past.

No bottles, no bath- DOG.

[–]cptstupendous 1 point2 points ago

Ah, my first giggle of the morning. Thanks, OP.

[–]PengooParty 1 point2 points ago

Raaaaagh!! Bite you!

[–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

Best title ever.

[–]BlueSkulls 0 points1 point ago

I've been wondering who has been knocking down the bottles while i'm in the shower. I always blamed ghosts...

[–]timewarne404 0 points1 point ago

This really reminds me of that shit talking pug .gif

[–]EvilTony 0 points1 point ago

I hope those bath products learned their lesson.

[–]GuyTheTerrible 0 points1 point ago

Knock down ALL the shampoos

[–]backflipoffthenipple 0 points1 point ago

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

The title makes no sense but Pugs wreaking havoc is fawking hilarious!

[–]Midnight0616[S] 1 point2 points ago

The title is the what the pug would be saying if it could speak English.

[–]Freelancer47 0 points1 point ago

Speak English.

but what does that sound like in Dog?

[–]Midnight0616[S] 1 point2 points ago

Fuck knows, ask a dog.

[–]RedditJr 0 points1 point ago

That's for making me use that devil wash last night. BITCH!

[–]KimJungChris 0 points1 point ago

fuck that dog.

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOUR COUCH!

[–]drink_the_kool_aid 0 points1 point ago

The most important question: what type of psychopath puts all of their shampoo bottles on the near side of bath tub?

[–]snap_wilson 0 points1 point ago

"I have no idea why I did that."

[–]Christypaints 0 points1 point ago

I want a dog that will help me to put my things away, too.

[–]Narhen 0 points1 point ago

I love how he tries to be nice but then hes just like fuck it! Fuck these bottles!

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, bark

[–]bdog59600 0 points1 point ago

Pug Life!

[–]simulant 0 points1 point ago

Don't ever take him to a bar.

[–]ghodaz 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching... whilst narrating OP's subject. It's just so good.

[–]A-BIG-FAT-FONY 0 points1 point ago

First sign of a serial killer. Be ware, World

[–]LeeHarveyOswald 0 points1 point ago

Pugs are in the habit of protecting humans from inanimate enemies.

[–]centuryman 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could give more upvotes than one.

[–]BabyRaperMcMethLab 0 points1 point ago

Because fuck you that's why

[–]bubbasaskatoon 0 points1 point ago

This is kind of how that Minotaur China Shop game plays out.

[–]alonzo6310 0 points1 point ago

why is this funny.

[–]otto831 0 points1 point ago

He later jumps into the tub with them and barks at the bottles lol.

[–]mcnublet 0 points1 point ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn....

[–]ohdalulz 0 points1 point ago

Pretty Sure that Snooki did that in bar once on her Show.... For a second thought this was her back at it again

[–]MrMagoo22 -2 points-1 points ago

You mean this isn't a snooki video? What am I watching then?

[–]Iamabassi 0 points1 point ago

I just can't handle pugs sometimes.

[–]Default_Text 0 points1 point ago

Target practice?

[–]mikenelsonLives 0 points1 point ago

What a little asshole

[–]Sixtythree63 0 points1 point ago

That pug is sooooo cute.

[–]1chi -2 points-1 points ago

This is clearly staged.

[–]bananamunchies -5 points-4 points ago

Pugs are disgusting animals.

[–]redisforever 2 points3 points ago

I don't normally say this, but fuck you.

[–]bananamunchies -3 points-2 points ago

Care I do not. Those dogs can all fucking die at my feet while I eat frozen yogurt. I had the great displeasure of living with one for 3 months.

[–]the_wasabi_debacle -1 points0 points ago

why is this funny