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[–]meatywood 12 points13 points ago

See? There IS a benefit to having no friends.

[–]SupermanV2 6 points7 points ago

Every damn time. For some reason friends think you can just give them free shit from your work because you work there. Also they always come in and ask you for free shit right when your boss is standing behind you listening to the whole thing.

[–]trikillr42 4 points5 points ago

Oh, it's even worse working in a gas station. "Hey even though I'm under 21 you should sell me beer because we graduated high school together!"

I'm not going to jail for your bitch ass

[–]P0uncer 3 points4 points ago

I used to go to Dairy Queen back in the day JUST to visit my friend Brad, so I could pay in change. Makes sense.

[–]FIunky 2 points3 points ago

What's worse is when you're a waitress and somebody you kinda know ends up sitting at one of your tables, and you don't remember their name but they remember you. Then you're forced to make uncomfortable conversation every time you go to the table

[–]fred_dodo 1 point2 points ago

Even worse when it's an ex

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Not the best way for your friend to find out that you're a cross dressing acupuncturist. I get it. I get it...

[–]thegreatgazoo 1 point2 points ago

Do you work in a strip club?

[–]MeGustaMiRaggae 1 point2 points ago

This is such a vague set up to a reaction gif...

[–]shawncplus 1 point2 points ago

"My first reaction to things."

[–]cryospam 0 points1 point ago

Where do you work?

[–]dragonite_life 0 points1 point ago

Was in my place of previous employment (grocery store) earlier this week talking to my old boss--laughing it up. I happen to glance down the aisle and see a girl I had um.... how do you say, neglected to call afterwards? This is the literal transcription of what I said and did without pause:

"hehe school has actually been really nice! I have about a 3 point ಠ_ಠ well Pam I'm going to have to talk to you later." (flips a bitch and ducks into the summer seasonal aisle without any further explanation)

[–]jtthom 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go ahead and assume you work at Walmart.

[–]MattyKG[S] 1 point2 points ago

Actually, I work at the library. I'm a freshman in college

[–]waffle569 -2 points-1 points ago

cough/r/reactiongifscough

[–]63648411 -1 points0 points ago

Why are you in your car while at work?

[–]Enterprise37 -3 points-2 points ago

Knew what the gif was gonna be before I clicked the link, lets get original please.