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[–]Squeejee09 5 points6 points ago

"Oh, and somebody should probably write this down now instead of, like, a hundred years from now."

[–]WhiteBlade3000 1 point2 points ago

"Hey, remember that time Jesus split five loaves and two fish among seven people?"

"Nah man, it was like nine, because I remember we had trouble with dividing everything evenly."

"I don't remember having trouble with that. Are you sure it wasn't ten people? Because that makes the fractions a lot easier..."

TWO HUNDRED YEARS LATER

"Yeah dude, there was like 5000 people there."

[–]Rynxx 0 points1 point ago

or two hundred?

[–]heatproofmatt 0 points1 point ago

I though it was two thousand

[–]TheCossack 0 points1 point ago

If only they had listened...