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[–]PortraitBird 5 points6 points ago

My ex did get fat. I lost some weight and my boobs got bigger.

We all know who won.

[–]grilledbaby[!] 0 points1 point ago

Gynecomastia? The ex, I guess.

[–]PortraitBird -1 points0 points ago

Well considering I'm a girl, I think it's kind of a natural thing.

[–]Knope_Knope_Knope 4 points5 points ago

I am that ex that got fat....it is sad, but i'm happy with my new life!

[–]iammaggie 1 point2 points ago

aww me too :( found the love of my life and gained weight... i'm sure it makes my ex feel better about me breaking up with him though lol

[–]figureinplastic 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, that's the dance of our people there...

[–]sometimesireddit 2 points3 points ago

You really want a fat chick running around town telling people that you used to date?

[–]kreaysean 0 points1 point ago

yup. im doing the dance right now!

[–]AZKanaka 0 points1 point ago

Clicked this open while listening to Pandora. Infinitely better

[–]lexie1596 0 points1 point ago

upvoted because he dances in time with every song

[–]TinyTeddy93 0 points1 point ago

Just saw the episode this was from...

[–]DRTYRYDR686 0 points1 point ago

But if she gets fat then I'll stop having sex with her...everybody loses

[–]Boahzi 0 points1 point ago

His dancing is hypnotic to me, no idea why

[–]732 -1 points0 points ago