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[–]PleinairAllaprima 7 points8 points ago

Learn to drink responsibly before your liver packs it in

[–]Deergoose 1 point2 points ago

Speaketh thou

What does this mean?

[–]PleinairAllaprima 0 points1 point ago

Organ failure.

[–]mdclarkster[S] 0 points1 point ago

You can buy those right? Awesome.

[–]DickHeads 2 points3 points ago

College?

[–]mdclarkster[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yupp, it's going to be a long fall semester.

[–]ListeningIsKey 2 points3 points ago

Pre-21, I drank myself unconscious once. Ever since then, my brain is like "NOPE" when I look at alcohol. 6 Months since 21 and I think I had one drink that I couldn't finish.

[–]moxiecontin714 0 points1 point ago

Every night for me since getting held back in high school (I graduated though so now I can call myself a functioning alcoholic which is one of my favorite phrases ever).

[–]allstarnick12 0 points1 point ago

banking on replaceable organs!

[–]legos_on_the_brain 0 points1 point ago

When I first started, one beer and the Daily Show and I was out. Now I have to abstain for a week or two to get that one-beer-buzz again.