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[–]higginsnburke 36 points37 points ago

What movie is this from?

[–]Zamiel 86 points87 points ago

Django Unchained.

[–]EXMarten 73 points74 points ago

Django Unchained is an upcoming western film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

The film stars Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Christoph Waltz,

and is scheduled to be released on December 25, 2012.

[–]Wally_B 68 points69 points ago

does anyone else think leo looks like brad pitt when he first turns around in the chair?

[–]Stahrk 19 points20 points ago

Absolutely. I was thinking it looked like a weird cross between Pitt and DiCaprio.

[–]Wally_B 2 points3 points ago

i watched this for almost 2 minutes trying to decide who it was and just came to that conclusion before i saw the comment that saying who the movie was starring.

[–]Kirushi 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say that yes this is a creepy Pitt DiCaprio hybrid

[–]Solidylan 0 points1 point ago

Bradardo Dipittio, Leonardo Pittcaprio?

[–]LuluBear 6 points7 points ago

You mean....that's not Brad Pitt....

[–]Wally_B 0 points1 point ago

EXMartin said it was starring jamie foxx, leonardo dicaprio, and christopher waltz. i guess i didn't look it up to see if that wasn't brad pitt...

[–]okmkz 7 points8 points ago

Plot twist: it's Jamie Foxx

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

And the director is actually M. Night Shyamalomnomnom

[–]LuluBear 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Brad Pitt too haha.

[–]lia_sang 1 point2 points ago

I knew it was one of them....just couldn't tell which. I blame a shoddy internet connection. Yup.

[–]A_Huge_Mistake 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Brad Pitt until I read this comment...

[–]fAntom3188 0 points1 point ago

In the trailer for Watchmen I could have sworn Brad Pitt was playing the Comedian. That actor looked so much like Brad while he was flame-throwering the Viet Cong

Edit: Check it

[–]Wally_B 0 points1 point ago

i'm thinking more robert downey jr...

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

I was just about to ask if that was leo or brad

[–]Realsan 4 points5 points ago

Leo is in a lot of movies lately... All of which I would like to see.

[–]AmberCutie 0 points1 point ago

I've decided that I'll watch pretty much any movie that Leo is in.

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

I thought Brad just wanted to be in another Tarantino movie.

[–]LAWLstudent_ 1 point2 points ago

The same release date as The Great Gatsby. 2X the DiCaprio flicks.

[–]finallymadeanaccount -1 points0 points ago

I'm actually getting bored with Tarantino. His movies are great, but they're all a little ... sameish. "Ohh, look! An edgy tribute to" -insert genre here-

[–]Antinous 2 points3 points ago

That's just his style. I feel like each of his movies is unique enough that it doesn't get old.

[–]aliceis1337 6 points7 points ago

The d is silent

[–]higginsnburke 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]mcstanky 1 point2 points ago

I knew it! There's only one director who does close ups that good.

[–]JackJumpGood -1 points0 points ago

Is that out? Oh. Fucking hell

[–]withallduerespect 6 points7 points ago

I think it comes out in December.

[–]_neon_reflected 3 points4 points ago

Is that out now?

[–]RadioG00se 2 points3 points ago

[–]JackJumpGood 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god THANKS PEOPLE YOU CAN STOP NOW

[–]fuckingcaptcha 0 points1 point ago

Not yet, I believe it comes out at some point in november

[–]KaneDeth -1 points0 points ago

I believe the release date is near the end of this month.

[–]cathdolla 0 points1 point ago

DECEMBER 25TH HAVEN'T YOU GUYS BEEN COUNTING DOWN LIKE I HAVE...I mean...Sorry.

[–]BCP27 -3 points-2 points ago

Not out till August.

[–]SrsSteel -2 points-1 points ago

Not yet, I don't think it comes out til September

[–]spuddeh 2 points3 points ago

Comes out on Christmas.

[–]DrummerDKS -5 points-4 points ago

Is it any good?

Edit: Whoa. I just asked about a movie I knew nothing about. Fuck me, right?

[–]fuckingcaptcha 6 points7 points ago

Don't think it's out yet, but it's directed by Quentin Tarantino and has a stellar cast so it looks like it'll be very good.

[–]shadyperson 6 points7 points ago

It's from Tarantino so it's already a classic.

[–]nicxus 27 points28 points ago

I knew this would make the perfect gif someday. Damn I wish I knew how to makes gifs...

[–]fuckingcaptcha 14 points15 points ago

First time I saw it as a gif I was just thinking "FUCK YES. GOOD FUCKING JOB." I don't know why but I'm still irrationally happy whenever I see it.

[–]_no_name 5 points6 points ago

If you have a Mac or Linux machine, it's pretty easy. Just download ffmpeg and ImageMagick (it's also doable on Windows, but easier to do with Mac/Linux, ffmpeg and ImageMagick can be downloaded with homebrew, macports, or apt-get on Mac/Linux).

  1. Convert a video clip to .pngs with ffmpeg (change 15 to whatever framerate you want)

    ffmpeg video.mp4 -r 15 *.png
    
  2. Convert the pngs to a gif with imagemagick

    convert *.png animated.gif
    

[–]whisk3rs 1 point2 points ago

Even easier. VirtualDub, export as GIF

[–]Adrianfilth 0 points1 point ago

wat.

[–]radeyroo 1 point2 points ago

First time I saw the trailer I felt the same way. I tried desperately to make a gif, but I gave up. I knew it was only a matter of time.

[–]Zamiel 0 points1 point ago

I think it was in the comments from the original posting of the trailer to reddit.

Like it is really impressive how fast some people can pump out .gifs.

[–]aku42 -1 points0 points ago

What's it from?

[–]nicxus 5 points6 points ago

Django Unchained trailer. Face around 1:20

[–]chuhai 33 points34 points ago

I'm pretty sure 99.99% of the people that work at my job do not know what reddit is... and the .01% are the handful of IT guys that work in the basement.

[–]pist_thera 30 points31 points ago

That's a big company.

[–]chuhai 7 points8 points ago

It is, and it's full of old fogeys. Fogies?

[–]fuckingcaptcha 17 points18 points ago

Foagies. Old people sandwiches.

[–]TronCorleone 16 points17 points ago

Fauxgies. Fake old people sandwiches.

[–]boomboomboomwayho 4 points5 points ago

faux-geese. like...ducks, or other water fowl

[–]Timothious 0 points1 point ago

Wow....I am surprised at how hard I laughed at this.

[–]mbss 1 point2 points ago

use a lot of mayonnaise. dry.

[–]Lolologist 2 points3 points ago

The answer? yes.

Though, historically, fogies is used more. Incidentally, it's from Scottish where the spellies is "foggie" and thus might lend credence to the use of "fogies" since an originating form used '-ie'.

[–]snecko 1 point2 points ago

Scot here, we generally spell it fogey nowadays.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

50,000 to be precise, if 5 people (a 'handful') only make up 1/10,000th (.01%.) So you know.. seems legit.

[–]thedouchebaguette 6 points7 points ago

Not all of us IT guys work in a basement!

[–]n8opot8o 17 points18 points ago

LIES!!! Get back to your basement! [cattle-prod electricity noises]

[–]ajaxwhat 3 points4 points ago

whoopah

[–]chuhai 0 points1 point ago

Wait wait wait. Are you cattle-prodding me or baguette? B/c I'm not an IT person.

[–]n8opot8o 1 point2 points ago

That's what they all say... [ZAP]

[–]humwha 6 points7 points ago

They put us on top next to the exec's so they can walk down the hall and annoy us...

[–]chuhai 5 points6 points ago

OK, well, it's not a literal basement. It's on the first floor, but in a corner of the building with limited windows/natural light and it's so messy and full of boxes that it feels like a basement. :P

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 2 points3 points ago

More than 20,000 people work in your workplace?

[–]chuhai 1 point2 points ago

Hyperbole -

Origin: 1520–30; < Greek hyperbolḗ excess, exaggeration, throwing beyond, equivalent to hyper- hyper- + bolḗ throw

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 2 points3 points ago

I've heard that excuse a million times before.

[–]wackyninja 1 point2 points ago

HYPER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[–]fawker 15 points16 points ago

when he uses your username out loud at work

[–]catchatorie 6 points7 points ago

I am relatively new at my job and I just made a reddit reference to my co-workers today...

[–]SelectiveOCD 4 points5 points ago

There is a newer guy at my work and he made a reference to reddit and I did exactly what was shown. Which one of you is him???? (btw, you're adorable kiddo)

[–]Zamiel 61 points62 points ago

Why not post this to /r/reactiongifs?

[–]Jack564 71 points72 points ago

because he wants max karma

[–]AdmiralSkippy 29 points30 points ago

For true max karma you would post it to /r/reactiongifs see how it does there. If it does well you post it here, if it doesn't do so hot you leave it in the smaller subreddit so you don't get downvotes in the big one.

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 20 points21 points ago

Behold; The Master Redditor

[–]Zombare 2 points3 points ago

We all know in reality, that if it does well on a smaller subreddit, it may become a race for some other guy to cross post it to the bigger, more satisfying subreddit for quick maximum karma.

[–]qnaqna321 -1 points0 points ago

None from me. This is in /r/funny. It is not /r/funny in the slightest, but only /r/mildlyinteresting.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Let me put it like this. The the almighty /r/all consists of posts from all places. /r/pics, /r/funny, /r/askreddit, ect. From /r/all, each new subreddit you enter becomes more and more specific. /r/funny allows gifs. So it could belong here. But lets say you want only reaction gifs? Then go to /r/reactiongifs. But what if you want only reaction gifs featuring leonardo dicaprio? Well then, go to /r/leoreactiongifs. Point being, subreddits become more specific to keep themselves clean, not more broad subreddits like /r/funny.

[–]Tablish 2 points3 points ago

Very well explained.

[–]wcstcomic 6 points7 points ago

Because some people don't know that subreddit exists?

[–]BayouLife 0 points1 point ago

Admiral redditor.

FTFY

Edit. I hate using my iPhone to get on reddit

[–]MobRule1997 10 points11 points ago

Download Alien Blue.

[–]number420pencil -4 points-3 points ago

This is a gif, so it should be posted on /r/gif and on that subreddit, /r/reactiongifs is in the sidebar

[–]therealDrNick 4 points5 points ago

New coworker, you had my curiosity...but now you have my attention.

[–]Brando2600 8 points9 points ago

Hi Thomas.
Edit: Holyfuck, It's my cake day. What do I do now?

[–]Foul_Actually 3 points4 points ago

Post kitty pictures

[–]Reaper505 1 point2 points ago

Excellent use of this gif good sir!

[–]fultron 4 points5 points ago

Cannot wait for more gifs from this movie :P

[–]rcfresh 3 points4 points ago

i don't know why, but i could probably watch the gif forever

[–]DeltaShield 2 points3 points ago

Outstanding !

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 26 points27 points ago

Considering the size of reddit, how the hell is this a surprise anymore? Sure, maybe two year ago or so, but now?

It's not some little club anymore, guys; it hasn't been for about five years now.

[–]Tonytarium 14 points15 points ago

There are estimated to be about 35 million redditors, the most up to date census says theres about 7,027,157,568 people in the world, Redditors make up about .5% of all people in the world. If every Redditor is was in the U.S we would make up about 11% of the population. Meeting an active reddit user out of random is still pretty rare.

Edit: Forgot a period

[–]metallink11 2 points3 points ago

Redditors make up about 5% of all people in the world.

I think you mean 0.5%

[–]Tonytarium 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit sorry, got my numbers a bit fucked

[–]A_Huge_Mistake 2 points3 points ago

How about for a more accurate analysis, do it for only people who we're likely to interact with in our daily lives. As in, number of people on reddit who are 20-30 and are educated, middle/upper class VERSUS number of people in the world who are the same.

It's pretty common.

[–]Tonytarium 2 points3 points ago

All numbers are rough as it is impossible to be exact.

33% Of Redditors have a Bachelors degree or higher, about 11,550,000. About 470,821,270 people in the world have college degrees. 2.7% are Redditors.

28% Of Redditors would be considered upper/middle class, about 9,800,000, By U.S standard people living in the upper/middle class are about 1% of the world, we'll call it 1%, 70,271,831. Redditors make up 13%.

30% Of Redditors are between the age or 20-30, which is about 10,500,000. There are roughly 1,276,779,997 people between the age of 20-30 in the world. So .8% are Redditors

So if you have a room full of every Educated Upper/Middle class 20-30 year old, 5.5% of them will be Redditors

Sorry it took so long, finding all that was a pain.

[–]GregEvangelista 1 point2 points ago

Would you mind pointing me towards the source of that info? You got me curious to look into it a bit. 35 million is significantly more than I would have guessed.

[–]GregEvangelista 1 point2 points ago

Very interesting. It really seems like Reddit is in a fairly good place when it comes to traffic.

Compared to other major internet sites, the numbers seem to suggest that Reddit falls just outside the mainstream; which is arguably where a lot of Redditors would like to be.

[–]TomJane123 6 points7 points ago

Exactly. It's almost like saying, 'omg someone mentioned Facebook! I'm on Facebook too!'...reddit is not some super secret club, its frequented by MILLIONS of viewers a day.

[–]AltoidNerd 4 points5 points ago

Not even close to facebook though. It's only common amongst college students and other groups of hyperactive people in their 20's.

[–]FriedRich_Nachos 1 point2 points ago

Not sure how popular elsewhere in the States, but it's still relatively unheard of in the South. We just got Craigslist last year!

[–]387245 0 points1 point ago

Out of my group of friends (~20 ppl all in their mid-late 20s) there are only two of us who get on reddit. None of my other friends even know what reddit is.

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt -1 points0 points ago

I prefer non-tech-savvy friends as well. The last thing I want to talk about when hanging out is internet/computer bullshit.

[–]mfih1989 2 points3 points ago

The only gif (keeping in mind the title of the post) to make me actually laugh out loud tonight.

[–]khaleesi_me_maybe 2 points3 points ago

Funny story: this movie (that very scene actually) was filmed in my friend's home. Did not get to go on set, as I was away at school during the time of filming. STILL THOUGH.

[–]Forfuckssakes 1 point2 points ago

I'm cold gilbert

[–]Alethomancer 1 point2 points ago

I'm just excited that we already have good GIFs from Django Unchained.

[–]The_Wisest_of_Fools 1 point2 points ago

Damn you have a nice office!

[–]shadyperson 1 point2 points ago

The movie isn't already out yet and there's already cool gifs about it, god bless Tarantino.

[–]Fauxrace 1 point2 points ago

Heard someone reference Reddit at the bar i'm at not 5 minutes ago. Made this same face at them. They didn't get it. Hoping they look at r/funny later and figure out I wasn't crazy.

[–]machpe 1 point2 points ago

Then it becomes more awkward.
"Hey, did you see th-"
"Yes."

[–]mrvolvo 1 point2 points ago

that made me giggle

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 1 point2 points ago

It turns you into a plantation owner?

[–]fff888 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha I love this!

[–]MrChong 1 point2 points ago

This gif made me feel so happy inside. Idk why but im smiling haha

[–]rabidamber 1 point2 points ago

Oh Mr. DiCaprio you are so talented & gorgeous! Karma for using this gif!

[–]Justin777 1 point2 points ago

fucking epic!

[–]soadogs 1 point2 points ago

So the place I work at had a company barbeque and then brought back some at the end of the day for the people who were working during it. So I am sitting there eating it when the new coworker walks in and her eyes widen and she goes "errmagerd Berba-Q" and I laughed my ass off.

[–]grapesareokayiguess 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh. Congratulations internet stranger!

[–]TronCorleone 0 points1 point ago

Why do each of these have an upvote?

[–]aku42 1 point2 points ago

People are still acting like Reddit is a niche club and that redditers are a particular kind of person, it's mainstream people.

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 2 points3 points ago

Not everywhere. My entire state is Bumfuck Egypt and even the young people here don't know what memes are.

[–]Zamiel 4 points5 points ago

That must be pretty nice.

[–]murderbum999 3 points4 points ago

What?? Someone else uses this extremely popular social news site???

[–]TheCoachMcGuirk 0 points1 point ago

The question is, what did he reference?

[–]scotems 2 points3 points ago

Please not the cumbox.

Probably the cumbox.

[–]Zamiel 0 points1 point ago

I heard that guy made life in it. Good for him.

[–]yedd 0 points1 point ago

mike?

[–]RedFollower 0 points1 point ago

After watching this repeat 5 times, i have noticed that his head tilts up a little when it is zoomed in. In conclusion, the camera does not actually zoom in but rather cuts to it with effects.

[–]Arrak 0 points1 point ago

noticed the same, seems like there are two shots combined

[–]GunsforHands 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was Jeff Bridges at first glance.

[–]BuckNehkid 0 points1 point ago

1st rule of Reddit: Don't talk about Reddit.

[–]satineclair 0 points1 point ago

zoom, smile, brow, nod.

[–]fatterSurfer 0 points1 point ago

I make it a point to drop subtle reddit hints whenever I meet new people.

[–]dragon_guy12 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' finally this .gif is used!

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Leo sure has a knack for being good in gifs.

[–]SirArseToucher 0 points1 point ago

I'm really excited for Django to come out just to have this .gif not cut off awkwardly at the end

[–]tuffguy53 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for this to be put into use here. I think it is funny that the movie isn't even out yet, and this is probably going to become a widely used gif.

[–]DireBaboon 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck I can't wait for this movie

[–]Darkwing_Shucks 0 points1 point ago

A FINRA testing preparatory website my company trains us with has good girl gina on the homepage. Nobody knows who she is but me.

[–]NappyJuice 0 points1 point ago

Katie?

[–]Dowhead 0 points1 point ago

The panel at Comic Con was awesome.

[–]zemonstaaa 0 points1 point ago

Can someone please tell me what movie this is from?

[–]e-wrecked 0 points1 point ago

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point ago

whhhhhhhhhhhip zoom!

[–]mockjiggah 0 points1 point ago

"We do a quick Shaw-Brothers-style Zoom into his eyes". Gotta love Tarantino

[–]cathdolla 0 points1 point ago

This is the reason I know Django Unchained will be epic.

[–]corntub 0 points1 point ago

Can something be a meme if it is not even in the world yet?

[–]zhiryst 0 points1 point ago

I honestly can't tell if this is leonardo dicaprio or brad pitt....

[–]jester1983 -2 points-1 points ago

came here to say this, or do a fry meme, but I'm lazy....

[–]dan2737 1 point2 points ago

Dicaprio.

[–]jester1983 0 points1 point ago

[–]cubbycrusader 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]Interminable_Turbine 2 points3 points ago

Upcoming movie called Django Unchained, directed by Tarantino I believe. Stars Jamie Fox as a freed slave/hitman and Leonardo DiCaprio as a plantation owner/Southern aristocrat.

[–]Seiak 0 points1 point ago

Taratino? Want.

[–]hotcarlwinslow 0 points1 point ago

Yes, where?

[–]whisk3rs 0 points1 point ago

Where I work Reddit is like Facebook. Everyone's on it and is tired of hearing about it.

[–]grapesareokayiguess -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh. Congratulations internet stranger!

[–]TronCorleone 0 points1 point ago

Why do each of these have an upvote?

[–]xAtarigeekx -1 points0 points ago

REDDIT IS NOT A FUCKING SECRET CLUB

[–]philfillman -1 points0 points ago

You probably creep a lot of people out. Take it easy.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

When people reference reddit I pretend I have no idea what they are talking about

[–]MadCabbit -1 points0 points ago

[–]RobEBud -1 points0 points ago

so you are in the slave trade?

[–]alonzo6310 -1 points0 points ago

Exactly. It's almost like saying, 'omg someone mentioned Facebook! I'm on Facebook too!'...reddit is not some super secret club, its frequented by MILLIONS of viewers a day.

[–]induing14454 -1 points0 points ago

There are estimated to be about 35 million redditors, the most up to date census says theres about 7,027,157,568 people in the world, Redditors make up about .5% of all people in the world. If every Redditor is was in the U.S we would make up about 11% of the population. Meeting an active reddit user out of random is still pretty rare.

[–]superpastaaisle -1 points0 points ago

I dread this. All these things belong online, and what always happens is they don't announce it, but instead reference a meme and then when the majority of people don't get it, the guy will try to explain it to them. It is excruciating.

tl;dr: Reddit is electronic only.