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[–]doiveo 76 points77 points ago

This makes me so sad I want to masturbate.

[–]listentobillyzane 46 points47 points ago

using my tears as a lubricant

[–]tanu24 17 points18 points ago

spare some tears?

[–]Hyperian 48 points49 points ago

i do this at work and getting paid.

i go home and i got nothing to do.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

same. i very rarely reddit from home.

[–]Wurmcoil_Engine 3 points4 points ago

I reddit much less at home now that I get on after work and have nothing new to look at.

[–]foamingturtle 4 points5 points ago

This has just recently begun to happen to me since I started my new job. I find myself getting 500+ links deep which I NEVER did at my old job. Its a pain in the ass trying to find blue links once I get home.

[–]YeNdEz 1 point2 points ago

500? Child's play.

[–]foamingturtle 3 points4 points ago

Haha, I mean I DO actually have to work sometimes.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 6 points7 points ago

  • I reddit at home
  • I reddit at work
  • I reddit when I roam
  • I reddit when I pork.
  • I like reddit a lot.
  • I have no life.
  • Fin

[–]Ender1337otron 6 points7 points ago

For some reason I thought that was going to end in green eggs and ham or something.

[–]JesterAzazel 2 points3 points ago

Would you? Could you? In a pit?

Yes, that's a place where I browse Reddit.

[–]iBleeedorange 2 points3 points ago

FWP

[–]xytha 0 points1 point ago

where can I find a job that pays me to reddit and how can I apply?

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

Get a job where you don't have a super nearby or one that doesn't care how you spend your day after you're done, bring a laptop.

My mother has a good paying job where she mostly does paperwork and then browses the interwebs the rest of the day.

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

  1. get a masters in computer engineer.
  2. join a company that happens to get acquired after you start
  3. ???
  4. reddit all day

[–]jbmass 44 points45 points ago

Walder Frey browses reddit

[–]Mr_Rawrr 14 points15 points ago

Came here for the Frey reference; wasn't disappointed.

[–]BrutalJones 9 points10 points ago

r/asoiaf is leaking...

[–]Asshole_Nord -1 points0 points ago

[–]lily1346 6 points7 points ago

Actually, the "heh" is in the book too. /R/asoiaf is still appropriate.

[–]lilmissashley 1 point2 points ago

I love the TV series, but really... asoiaf>game of thrones Any day. All day. It is known.

[–]Asshole_Nord -2 points-1 points ago

That makes no sense, unless you're talking about the subreddits.

[–]lilmissashley 2 points3 points ago

Okay... So me saying the book series A Song of Ice and Fire is better than the TV series A Game of Thrones doesn't make any sense? Scuse me for having an opinion that books are better than their TV or movie counterparts. READING SUX! Am I doing it right now?

[–]BrutalJones 1 point2 points ago

She's saying she prefers the books to the TV series. Why doesn't that make any sense?

Edit: She

[–]Asshole_Nord -2 points-1 points ago

Because GoT is a part of asoiaf. They're literally the same thing. How am I supposed to know he means the TV series and not the book?

[–]lilmissashley 0 points1 point ago

She. Ashley is a female name. And it says miss.

And Game of Thrones is not the same thing, for one they are ruining the story (imo) with Littlefingers brothel shit.

[–]listentobillyzane 26 points27 points ago

This is stomach churnigly accurate

[–]Aquagoat 13 points14 points ago

Oh god...the posture and everything. What am I doing with my life!?

[–]DrizzX 1 point2 points ago

Seriously? You should be out enjoying the water!

[–]Discover2010 0 points1 point ago

There's a drought here.... reddit is all I have left.

[–]DrizzX 1 point2 points ago

But you're not an aqua goat are you?

[–]call4unity 1 point2 points ago

sounds like something cleverbot would ask

[–]Discover2010 0 points1 point ago

no, all the aqua goats flew north for the summer by now

[–]Zugbug 0 points1 point ago

I see, you're also left handed!

[–]call4unity 0 points1 point ago

just passing the time.

[–]kavorka2 164 points165 points ago

I just scrolled and Heh'd at this. INCEPTION

[–]Zamiel 63 points64 points ago

I love how that is the proper use of the term inception.

[–]narwhalcares 38 points39 points ago

I love how your sarcasm is so subtle, no one would catch it.

[–]mexus37 7 points8 points ago

Exactly. Inception is the genesis or beginning of something, particularly an Idea. But what would we actually call "something that is within something"?

[–]ArticulateSilence 22 points23 points ago

Recursion

[–]MrConfucius 35 points36 points ago

Sex is what I usually call it.

Sometimes pounding the sandwich.

[–]FlyingPasta 6 points7 points ago

Bumpin' uglies.

[–]mbss 4 points5 points ago

thanks guys.

bringing the level of discourse down and the boners up.

[–]Zamiel 1 point2 points ago

Knocking the boots.

[–]mattc286 1 point2 points ago

Doin' the Horizontal Shuffle.

[–]PushThatFatKid 2 points3 points ago

And in this scenario, the sandwich would be...?

[–]MrConfucius 4 points5 points ago

Whatever you want, baby.

[–]spaceboogie89 3 points4 points ago

Bitch I'm the salami slinger around here

[–]Ender1337otron 2 points3 points ago

Roast beef with extra mayo.

[–]ghostface134 1 point2 points ago

Matryoshkas are also used metaphorically, as a design paradigm, known as the "matryoshka principle" or "nested doll principle".

It denotes a recognizable relationship of "object-within-similar-object" that appears in the design of many other natural and man-made objects.

http://imgur.com/KDM8K

edit: fudge. . .all these r good suggestions

[–]mostexcellentben 4 points5 points ago

this is so fucking meta

[–]jumpinglemurs 1 point2 points ago

I actually did this too. I scrolled down and said "heh" somewhat loudly. Of course I had forgotten the title and proceeded to read the comic. Upon getting to the "heh" line I only remembered myself saying it and was somewhat weirded out. It was only then that I looked back at the title and realized that I had simply read the title aloud. I then muttered another "heh" in victory. Good times...

[–]mindblow__ 1 point2 points ago

heh.

[–]ndecker 0 points1 point ago

I thought inception meant "x" within an "x." So in this case it would of been a hehception.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Hehception?

[–]straylit 1 point2 points ago

False, Inheption

[–]Keitaro_Urashima 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jzohnocalypse -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah I did that too.

[–]StupidHaiku -2 points-1 points ago

I have some friends that

worked on that movie. They have

another out soon!

[–]Fate13 12 points13 points ago

That's exactly the reaction I had to this post.

[–]sapwinner 3 points4 points ago

Me too and I had to share it.

[–]MaesterKyle 3 points4 points ago

It never ceases to amaze me how well the internet can depict my lifestyle through crappy drawings...

[–]TheBlackHive 14 points15 points ago

Scroll scroll scroll... "Repost." Downvote... Scroll scroll scroll...

[–]andy__t 4 points5 points ago

This was posted yesterday somewhere, I forget...

[–]yonijms 2 points3 points ago

holy shit! its perpetuating itself

[–]call4unity 0 points1 point ago

simulacra simulacrum

[–]InMythxGodIsForce 2 points3 points ago

goddamnit thats exactly how i was sitting when i found this

[–]Mercury4k 2 points3 points ago

Reddit is not to be enjoyed, only half-heartedly browsed with furtive sighs.

[–]Valek27 2 points3 points ago

I was in this exact pose...

[–]asheudyr 1 point2 points ago

same here

[–]zbud 0 points1 point ago

changes posture to distance self from personal reference; problem solved.

[–]Valek27 0 points1 point ago

Looks around with caution....

[–]zbud 1 point2 points ago

Sees pet judgmentally looking back

[–]Spyrex 0 points1 point ago

Same hand?

[–]Nibelungenlied 2 points3 points ago

[–]hisnamewaschaz 3 points4 points ago

replace 'heh' with 'repost' and that will be a good description of me wandering into this post. fuck you.

[–]mammalsauce 1 point2 points ago

my life in a nutshell

[–]minorwhite 1 point2 points ago

Story of my life....

[–]shroomprinter 1 point2 points ago

scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scr....meh...scroll, scroll, scroll

FTFY

[–]fastjeff 1 point2 points ago

close

stare off into space

...sigh

scroll scroll scroll

[–]NuclearSpark 1 point2 points ago

Oh, this again. Only difference is that is crudely done... in pen?

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Pen.

[–]Ehns0mnyak 1 point2 points ago

heh, back to scrolling

[–]Drawtaru 1 point2 points ago

frowns guiltily. Sits up straighter and gets face off hand.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

It's like someone made a comic about how I spend my days.. That's surprisingly accurate.

[–]messem10 1 point2 points ago

Dang it, this is actually accurate... :(

[–]Colli33 1 point2 points ago

I gave a strong nasal breath at this.

[–]brohouzer 1 point2 points ago

Heh

[–]Shawn_of_the_Redd 1 point2 points ago

This depiction of what it is to find something funny is not, itself, funny.

/r/funny - the new /r/reddit.com OR

WHY WE NEED /r/reddit.com BACK

[–]CIRCLEJERK_OPINION 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to my life. Day in and day out.

[–]thrillopiantube 0 points1 point ago

Upvote because...I need a life.

[–]RazZaHlol 0 points1 point ago

fits to me.

[–]AntFace 0 points1 point ago

Literally just did that on the link previous to this one. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[–]ehenning1537 0 points1 point ago

Meh...

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

Every single time I see one of these, it's the exact position I'm currently in.

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 0 points1 point ago

This sums up Reddit perfectly.

[–]27POP27 0 points1 point ago

I use the other arm

[–]ErectPotato 0 points1 point ago

I live for that heh.

[–]badassdeafbutterfly 0 points1 point ago

The correct title should be "What I've been doing for the past 12 hours"

[–]BINGFRYSRDUN 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand I just did that.

[–]thoughtfix 0 points1 point ago

I made this for all of you: http://imgur.com/dlZ4S

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

A cake day is you!

[–]roofermann 0 points1 point ago

Great post on your cakeday.

[–]ViviFFIX 0 points1 point ago

I just looked at this picture, laughed, moved onto the next picture, realised I'd just done what was depicted in the picture and laughed some more! Good times!

[–]nothinseverfair6 0 points1 point ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[–]goofandaspoof 0 points1 point ago

Depressingly True™

[–]LMDWOW 0 points1 point ago

That is me. I was in the exact position, scrolling and 'heh-ing'

[–]UnseenAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

It's like a mirror! No look away!

[–]Hedfones1 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if fat Or skinny?

[–]SirNoName 0 points1 point ago

See, I do this, but then I middle-click to open the comments.
I usually only read the first thread unless its a post that actually interests me, but its another click.

[–]firestar27 0 points1 point ago

This describes /r/funny very well.

[–]immatellyouwhat 0 points1 point ago

And yet the comments go like this:

"LMAO!"

"I laughed harder than I should have"

"That made me chortle"

"I spit coffee all over my keyboard!"

ಠ_ಠ NO, YOU DIDN'T.

[–]Dislol 0 points1 point ago

[–]Cornbugs 0 points1 point ago

that was what i said when i saw this... heh

[–]Dobleman82 0 points1 point ago

[–]Matt08642 0 points1 point ago

I think this is actually a re-drawn comic of an older comic that had the same premise AND was drawn better

[–]Vocalities 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what Reddit is like for me. Mostly I'm just sitting here reading and occasionally I'll give little more than a "heh" or a chuckle. Then I see people like saying that they're spitting out their coffee at their office, rolling out of a chair, throwing up, their stomachs burst open, all because the content of some picture was just so funny.

[–]Kid_Radd 0 points1 point ago

This is what really happens every time someone on Reddit "loses their shit."

[–]hawkyyy 0 points1 point ago

Was doing that as i clicked it, fml.

[–]1leggeddog 0 points1 point ago

daily behavior...

[–]Wardog1982 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this just every redditor?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This was my heh post

[–]ImurderREALITY 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly what I did with this comic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

as I was browsing reddit, I said to myself, "Why the fuck is this so entertaining..."

my mind is going numb from reddit, seriously.

[–]rawrrryourface 0 points1 point ago

Lol

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

pretty much.

[–]IconoclastXVX 0 points1 point ago

[–]niggadatass 0 points1 point ago

Simple Buddhist lifestyle.

[–]AnAngryPirate 0 points1 point ago

You know this is true though

[–]WhydoIsuck 0 points1 point ago

Heh

[–]Robears 0 points1 point ago

Reddit browsing in a nutshell?

[–]kayydeee 0 points1 point ago

literally me all day. win.

[–]juicek 0 points1 point ago

I just did the same thing reading this. Weird.

[–]dcmjim 0 points1 point ago

you're really milkin' this cake day for all its worth aren't you?

[–]circuscommando 0 points1 point ago

tl;dr: reddit.

[–]unrealious 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what I am doing.

[–]Darkfire359 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahaha!!!!!

I am on an ipad (set up to look like a computer). Thus, I am touching the screen while scrolling, I have no mouse, and I am holding my chin in my RIGHT hand because my left hand is closer to the links and up/downvotes. Furthermore, I don't like germs, so my hand is folded over so the my chin is on top of it rather than on the palm. I am also actually laughing at some things! So screw you comic, you're wrong!

edit: Crap, I just realized that in the comic, the person is actually scrolling with their left hand, and the hand is positioned so that you can't tell whether it's the top or palm. Well, screw you even more comic!

[–]mikeb3186 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for inaccuracy. Who the fuck uses a mouse with their left hand?

[–]shakesalotjones 0 points1 point ago

bravo! up vote for you sir.

[–]spazmo666 0 points1 point ago

Heh.

[–]hobo_fred 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad I'm not like this! I'm not left handed...

[–]LakeStClair 0 points1 point ago

Typhiod is bad.

[–]Deergoose 0 points1 point ago

I feel like such an asshole for wasting my time on the internet for the last year. Even if I have seen so much cool shit and learned so much.....

There just really isn't enough time...

[–]stb14808 0 points1 point ago

You still "heh"? Those were the days...

[–]Schildpatt 0 points1 point ago

I usually upvote all the cakeday posts but yours actually made me smile and say "heh" for the first time today.

I wish I could grant you yet another upvote. have a mighty fine day my dear sir!

[–]Jacina 0 points1 point ago

Heh

[–]Vondi 0 points1 point ago

Heh.

[–]patienttapping -1 points0 points ago

9gag

[–]Vimsefreet -1 points0 points ago

Story of my life. :(

[–]bioblue1 -1 points0 points ago

[–]RaccoNooB -1 points0 points ago

This.... THIS! Right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy -2 points-1 points ago

[–]doiveo 2 points3 points ago

You forgot to splice in http://imgur.com/gallery/Ptyzk