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all 36 comments

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 60 points61 points ago

Who's ready for some Luftwaffles?

[–]like_a_boss42 49 points50 points ago

Not if you're making them. ಠ_ಠ

[–]insert_expletive 2 points3 points ago

I laughed way to hard at this.

[–]thejoshu 6 points7 points ago

I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

Your username, it applies.

[–]insert_expletive -1 points0 points ago

Kudos! I honestly think you're the first redditor to do this! I never really thought about it... I wonder if I should always swear, or if I should leave an insert space for others to fill in, or if I should randomly insert expletives into other peoples comments...

[–]leicanthrope 13 points14 points ago

You're the wurst.

[–]ToastIsWoosh 9 points10 points ago

I bet he was a real brat as a kid.

[–]leicanthrope 7 points8 points ago

Glad you're on the käse.

[–]lettherebepuns 5 points6 points ago

Eatler chokes on luftwaffle. SS does the Heinrich maneuver.

[–]cuntlandia -1 points0 points ago

Came for luftwaffles joke, was not disappointed.

[–]DatCornyJokeGuy -3 points-2 points ago

jew are! Ba Dum Tss

[–]schniggens 17 points18 points ago

"I should lose some weight, these panzer too tight."

[–]Dan_the_moto_man 8 points9 points ago

Commander of the Third Quiche.

[–]briku98 3 points4 points ago

take care of this picture, its an antique

[–]TheDobligator 1 point2 points ago

Cartman.

[–]arthurlockman 1 point2 points ago

This never gets old. Ever.

[–]ShantiPonks 1 point2 points ago

TIL how to properly pronounce 'hitler' in French!

[–]I_Have_Many_Names 0 points1 point ago

This guy needs to concentrate on enrolling in a fat camp, schnell!

[–]JonConstantly 0 points1 point ago

Dad?

[–]eLkrebs 0 points1 point ago

He was simply trying to perfect the toaster jewdel?

[–]lordofbacons125 -1 points0 points ago

It seems that nobody has yet realised this is a fucking old repost. You should all feel bad.

[–]Polite_Insults 0 points1 point ago

I can see his eating knife...maybe his eating fork is on the other side?

[–]auntyLaLa 0 points1 point ago

Mein schnitzel!!!

[–]kawaiiprincess 0 points1 point ago

I lost my shit at this

[–]cycostinkoman 0 points1 point ago

I bet he eats a lot of chow Mein.

[–]DustyRhodesMuffler -1 points0 points ago

Did I fight that guy in Streets of rage?

[–]J_theHM -1 points0 points ago

Seems those incinerators were actually smokers.

[–]InternetRevocator -1 points0 points ago

I wish I could eat like that.

[–]schniggens -1 points0 points ago

Now it all makes sense. He just needed some French fries to go with his Hamburgers and Frankfurters.

[–]scarecrowsuperman 2 points3 points ago

And a lot of juice.

[–]yeaf -1 points0 points ago

FW FW FW FW FW FW

[–]Yossarians_moan -4 points-3 points ago

I read this in Colonel Klink's voice.