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For stories that are so mind-blowingly ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an Onion story.

Welcome to r/NotTheOnion!

I want to keep moderation to a minimum and let the community upvote and downvote. However, every community needs guidelines to help ensure things don't get out of hand. On the other hand, your feedback is always welcome!

Rules:

I want to keep things open. However, two situations bear extra thinking before you submit:

  1. NSFW/NSFL: At a bare minimum TAG THIS STUFF! Please remember that many workplaces frown on nudity, or even bathing suits. Gore should really not be posted... Maybe you want r/WTF instead.

  2. If it's political: Consider very carefully. Are you rooting for the same team that's being belittled? You might be okay posting it. Are you making fun of the other team? It may still be appropriate, but consider: The more partisan the issue, the less likely you should post it.

Reddit is strongly liberal, so I expect to see more conservative-bashing posts by sheer numbers; but please, bear this trend in mind, and let's not make it uncomfortable for our political 'minorities'. This should be a funny and ironic and sad space, not one that makes anyone feel attacked.

Again, your feedback is appreciated. I'll try to make as many happy with the subreddit as I can, while generally doing what I think is best - which I hope ends up being what's best. :)

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[–]brilliant_fungi 77 points78 points ago

I really had a hard time believing this wasn't the onion. 10/10

[–]OhMyManatee 25 points26 points ago

I suppose he got his answer.

[–]Minifig81 14 points15 points ago

You could say, he got the point.

[–]Machinax 5 points6 points ago

It was driven in pretty well.

[–]freemanposse 8 points9 points ago

"So, that would be a yes?"

[–]zxcv73 7 points8 points ago

A: "Wasn't thinking about it till now, good idea."

[–]puremessage 15 points16 points ago

People don't think it be like it is, but it stabbed.

[–]nonja 3 points4 points ago

source?

[–]justicecallicles 3 points4 points ago

How do you stab a quote?

[–]that___dude 3 points4 points ago

No no no, his last name is Stabbed

[–]Chronophilia 2 points3 points ago

No, his name is Quote and he lives in Man.

[–]KingRanter 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone have a source for this? I'm curious to how this story went.

[–]alphasci 1 point2 points ago

brilliant. i saw this the other day and didnt even thing about this subreddit.

well played rxyzyxr

[–]brown_felt_hat 0 points1 point ago

"Yeah, actually"

[–]coltman75 0 points1 point ago

Spokane, WA, represent!

[–]mjayb -1 points0 points ago

There's your answer, Fishbulb.

[–]WombatWhitey -2 points-1 points ago

Well now, that's the definition of ironic.