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[–]leftyscissors 5 points6 points ago

Its only the worst day so far.

[–]crusilton 2 points3 points ago

this guy is a champ! he held out way more punches than i thought he would.

[–]HellOfaLieY 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]wildlyoscillate 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit, I found this really arousing. I think I have to rethink some things.

[–]petitechatte 0 points1 point ago

I counted 21 o_O

[–]Weiiner 0 points1 point ago

Ballbustinfootlovin.com

[–]ninni113 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me about this awful day so I can feel better about myself.

[–]preservepromiscuity 0 points1 point ago

I can relate. Mine is tomorrow and this whole last week has been shit. Keep your chin up

[–]boomerfreak1 0 points1 point ago

why would she even... oh gosh...

[–]dubermun 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for calling it birthday and not that candy ass shit cakeday

[–]adamhaeder 0 points1 point ago

Man she can really work that speed bag

[–]Chrisisawesome 0 points1 point ago

Least it isn't your cake day also

[–]the_friendly_one 0 points1 point ago

I can't fap to this!

[–]8-bit_d-boy 0 points1 point ago

I'm no expert, but I do believe this clip is from smut.

[–]CrysDawn -1 points0 points ago

Why is it the worst day of your life?

[–]omgpwnftw 5 points6 points ago

"I don't wanna talk about it."

[–]bradfhancock[S] 2 points3 points ago

I can't afford to go to college any more, thus I need to now find a meaningless job to settle into until my loans are paid off.

[–]JaxRiens 0 points1 point ago

if you are independent and haven't been failing miserably at the class aspect of college. i am sure there are scholarships out there. If you aren't in shit shape you can always join a branch of the military for a rotc scholarship.

If you are doing shit in the grades department, well is there anyone to blame but yourself?

[–]bradfhancock[S] 1 point2 points ago

Until I'm 25, in terms of loans and other financial options, I am classified as as "reliant on my parents income". Even though my parents aren't in the picture, I do not qualify for grants or government aid and the scholarships that I qualify for don't even cover the out-of-state tuition. I've figured that it would be best to wait until I'm 25 and out of my parent's shadow.

Until then, I'm going to work on paying off the loans that I do have from getting my Associates so that when I can finally go back and finish my Bachelors, I won't have nearly as much debt had I just deferred payments

[–]JaxRiens 0 points1 point ago

Um if you emancipate yourself you should be fine.

[–]Homer9000 -1 points0 points ago

ha