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[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 71 points72 points ago

[–]krisp46 8 points9 points ago

Scale Team 6=my new desktop background. I love you.

[–]CrAppyF33ling 6 points7 points ago

ok now replace the controller with breasts.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 15 points16 points ago

There you go.

edit: Obviously NSFW

[–]CrAppyF33ling -1 points0 points ago

Great job delivering and noticed your username. High Five for Philly!

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

Based on the look of their faces, I think lizzard is down to his last life.

Can he beat Obama's all time hi-score?

[–]Lizardizzle 5 points6 points ago

MY GOD PEOPLE! IT'S LIZARD! ONE Z!

[–]DestroyerDust 0 points1 point ago

I didn't see what you did with the Scale Team 6 image until I looked at it for a second time.

I'm apparently bad at this "Spot the difference" game.

[–]teamhugecawk 22 points23 points ago

Well I suppose he doesn't have to choose cold blooded in his perks

[–]GeneralWarts 13 points14 points ago

Regeneration was buffed too.

[–]strintek 2 points3 points ago

[–]Slurms 18 points19 points ago

He's probably playing Gex.

[–]Goodygreg 9 points10 points ago

You had the audacity to make this gentleman play 2nd player,now that's cold blooded.

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 11 points12 points ago

So that's who keeps calling me a faggot.

[–]troglodyte 4 points5 points ago

I just got a baby Bearded Dragon a few weeks ago. He likes to ride the back my mouse hand when I play games.

[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS 33 points34 points ago

He's playing Playstation!

[–]Spudmeister 9 points10 points ago

Was going to downvote you then I saw your username. You win this time novelty account!

[–]20MinutesPast4 6 points7 points ago

I miss my beardie!! RIP you cricket eating machine!

[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats 4 points5 points ago

I'm imagining he's playing Skyrim as an Argonian.

[–]TheCraterProject 2 points3 points ago

CoD blooded killer.

[–]k0nstantine 4 points5 points ago

Beardies unite! My guy, Alfredo, looks a lot like yours. He's chillin right over here... http://i.imgur.com/XlJPf.jpg

[–]MustWarn0thers 2 points3 points ago

Nice, you're seeding. What's your ratio?

[–]k0nstantine 0 points1 point ago

My utorrent stats read 1.93TB up and 2.31TB down = .837 ratio. Installed about a year ago. Mostly 720p TV episodes. I use what.cd for music, TorrentLeech for movies.

[–]Fruggles 6 points7 points ago

BEARDIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[–]Mercury4k 2 points3 points ago

Is this tangentially related to Battletoads enough to mention it? Ok.

Battletoads.

[–]torito_supremo 2 points3 points ago

So, this is the guy who has been Fucking my Mom.

[–]Behindthesecretdoor 2 points3 points ago

That look says "I don't care what you're doing with that camera just DO NOT walk in front of the TV"

[–]Fooza 1 point2 points ago

That guy has been on my team so many times!!! No wonder he does not respond to MIA calls.

[–]LevDub 1 point2 points ago

That is what I looked like the first time I touched boobs.

[–]synth22 1 point2 points ago

That dude that kicks your ass in CoD. Well, here he is.

[–]VioletBeauregard 1 point2 points ago

My daughters beardie died unexpectedly a few weeks ago...dang this makes me miss the little guy.

[–]chillyhellion 1 point2 points ago

Reptile wins! Flawless victory.

[–]upper-deck 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I think it's pretty obvious that lizards don't actually know how to use a Playstation. Nice try OP.

[–]cbueno91 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for the beardie<3 :)

[–]Explain2NaturalBlond 1 point2 points ago

I think your bearded dragon and my bearded dragon need to meet... My beardie loves to play ant smasher on my iPad!

[–]_Particle_Man_ 1 point2 points ago

The politically correct term is Exothermic.

beardies are very sensitive about name calling

[–]Sabastiaan 1 point2 points ago

Anyone with a bearded dragon and a smartphone: go download ant crusher. They play that game like tiny little bosses.

[–]atomaniac 1 point2 points ago

Take a video, then make a gif. Get karma.

[–]vampfredthefrog 2 points3 points ago

Is he the one constantly calling me a nigger on Black Ops?

[–]StupidHaiku 3 points4 points ago

What is he playing?

He might enjoy Spiderman.

I heard he scales walls.

[–]rmkaufman13 0 points1 point ago

Someone please put this in /r/gaming, I laughed out loud when I saw this and everyone in the lab turned to look awkwardly at me.

Edit: I spellz gewd.

[–]Patchworkparamedic 0 points1 point ago

If I take a picture of my baby beardie on an NES controller, can I get double karma?

[–]Chief_BOOMSHAKALAKA 0 points1 point ago

KILLDOZER!!

[–]iAMtheTROUBLEDone 0 points1 point ago

You mean 'ectotherm'.

[–]ElKaBongX 0 points1 point ago

Stephen...

[–]ToTheOcean 0 points1 point ago

I love bearded dragons!

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

I bet he's playing Spyro the Dragon

[–]jakethesnake420 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love bearded dragons

[–]dansx 0 points1 point ago

This title cures cancer.

[–]seadreaming 0 points1 point ago

Looks just like my beardie did. I miss him.

[–]bminus02 0 points1 point ago

upvote for wit

[–]TeapotYo 0 points1 point ago

My thought process :"1514 upvotes? This isn't even clever it's just a... Oh, okay.. I guess I'm not clever enough.."

[–]OceansofLotion 0 points1 point ago

I bet Thane is his favorite Mass Effect 3 character.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm feeling lazy. Lizard Man/Reptile joke.

[–]pat_thetic_13 0 points1 point ago

Ohhh it all makes sense now. Those controllers were never meant for humans. Its so obvious.

[–]Daniel_G 0 points1 point ago

I hate you so much!

[–]aurahematoma 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously playing Katamari Forever, because he's only using the analog sticks.

[–]Nucking-Futs 0 points1 point ago

HAH. Nice

[–]DeadlyWolf844 0 points1 point ago

He has the cold blooded perk in Call of Duty.

[–]sarahelisa 0 points1 point ago

Yes I'm a lizard. Yes I play video games. <3

[–]Mimimagblumen 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the titel!

[–]Stimpy_ 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you don't fuck with him, for sure!

(This being reddit I deeply hope so, at least!)

[–]3lbFlax 0 points1 point ago

You know why I have to kill these guys? Because you don't negotiate with terrorists.

[–]Natalia_Bandita 0 points1 point ago

I love this. I wish my beardie is a dick and wont stay still for me long enough to take a picture like this.

[–]scullymeister_3 0 points1 point ago

Ps3!! Woohoo

[–]drykath 0 points1 point ago

Fus Ro Dah!

[–]Junes2k 0 points1 point ago

BOOSTER!

[–]warygnu1 0 points1 point ago

I want a bearded dragon to game with..

[–]atomaniac 0 points1 point ago

Beardies are definitely one of the best reptile pets around.

[–]leedorham 0 points1 point ago

I think lizard is a pretty cool guy.

[–]DatBanana1 0 points1 point ago

This lizard=awesome

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[–]monkey_poop -1 points0 points ago

You should charge that controller

[–]Ghstfce -1 points0 points ago

And probably still plays COD better than I do. Sigh...

[–]cdank -1 points0 points ago

Someone please photoshop him onto some titties.

[–]DanielZeevi -2 points-1 points ago

Gordon Gecko

[–]thebigm101 -2 points-1 points ago

Still better than me at COD

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

This isnt funny...