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Someone suggested we watch Jersey Shore. (imgur.com)

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[–]Driesens 50 points51 points ago

Isn't Reddit great? Just choose any of the hivemind's most hated TV shows, movies or books, pair it with a ridiculously overused .gif, and combine the two into a title, and you get instant karma! It's GENIUS!

[–]tazzydnc 7 points8 points ago

or just post a picture of a cute kitten/puppy with the phrase "found this little guy" in the title

[–]ak_ 2 points3 points ago

Isn't there a subreddit compiling popular posts from /r/funny that are not circlejerks, facebook posts, youtube comments, reaction gif etc? If not, there should be, i'd subscribe to it and unsubscribe from /r/funny.

[–]ssilver77 1 point2 points ago

i agree, isnt that why we have /r/reactiongifs ?

[–]theredditor_319 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the few .gifs that i dont mind seeing again. Its pretty funny with the right titles

[–]Fausto1981 121 points122 points ago

can i say something very unpopular (well, at least here on reddit)? i watch jersey shore, it's entertaining. i like to see what kind of idiocy they commit or say. it helps me improving my self esteem. i feel like fucking einstein after the show.

[–]X-Craft 26 points27 points ago

i feel like fucking einstein

If only he was alive, perhaps you could do it...

[–]Fausto1981 9 points10 points ago

dude i'm into necrophilia

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

Same here. Best friends?

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[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 2 points3 points ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]Batmaners 8 points9 points ago

necrophilia =/= bestiality

Therefore, your username is not relevant, and is not the joke.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 1 point2 points ago

Gary Maijalarp has many tastes. Most are not taken to too kindly by the general population. He made a joke revolving around the implication that Gary enjoys a large number of sexual fantasies.

[–]Batmaners 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand, I get it.

[–]I_may_be_crazy 9 points10 points ago

When I watch that show, I wish more people had fucked Einstein.

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[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime -1 points0 points ago

Seems like their reality shines through in their efforts to be so fake. I don't know that it's a culture thing out there in Jersey, or just a subculture but damn, I won't glorify that stuff either way.

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 6 points7 points ago

IT IS NOT A NEW JERSEY THING.

[–]TreesToMeetYou 2 points3 points ago

He's right though, tere are maybe 20 guidos in jersey. It's much more of a new York thing

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 0 points1 point ago

The caps make me suspect you're from New Jersey...

[–]Some_Young_Atheist -1 points0 points ago

http://imgur.com/YVHOB,p0kI5

[–]Rasta_Man69 -1 points0 points ago

that might haev made sense at the time, but sir what do you call fake? your fake is anothers reality

[–]MadeSenseAtTheTime 0 points1 point ago

When someone actively and thoughtfully attempts to portray themselves in a manner which is not their natural state, that's them trying to be fake.

[–]Rasta_Man69 1 point2 points ago

Do they portray themselves in a manner which is not their natural state though? Do you even know them well enough to be able to judge them as fake? I think they actually like all the makeup, nice clothes, smashing, etc... so maybe thats YOUR fake but its their real so they're not fake individuals for doing something you cannot fathom to be real.

[–]absolute_panic 3 points4 points ago

This is the only Jersey Shore that I watch.

[–]ONXwat 1 point2 points ago

Didn't they have a jersey shore t-shirt or something before jersey shore was actually a thing?

edit: yep. tons of results on google. if i had money i'd buy one.

[–]furywarrior 13 points14 points ago

I fucking love the show as well.

[–]Harodan 4 points5 points ago

I've never seen it, but after becoming a fan of My Little Pony, I decided that I was unfit to judge anything without seeing it first in the future.

It doesn't interest me, but I won't condemn the fans.

[–]hellomynameis9 2 points3 points ago

agreed. People who say they don't watch it secretly want to. It's fucking entertaining!

[–]kart64 0 points1 point ago

Fuck no.

[–]mr-scratch 5 points6 points ago

I agree with you 100%. My girlfriend watches it, and I watched a few episodes.

I was hooked... I've heard some of the most retarded things ever said from that show. It's hilarious.

That and seeing Mike have all these temper tantrums is just good fun.

[–]unicornon 0 points1 point ago

I'd agree, but then it just gets kinda annoying. Maybe if it was better produced.

[–]azncell05 0 points1 point ago

i like it for the "situation" drinking game.

[–]colourmeblue 0 points1 point ago

Please elaborate.

[–]azncell05 0 points1 point ago

Every time they say Situation. take a shot. got us hammered during the first season. then we stopped lol.

[–]colourmeblue 2 points3 points ago

I think I would die.

[–]azncell05 0 points1 point ago

we shouldn't have played with tequila

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

The Only Vaild Reason

[–]JavaLSU 0 points1 point ago

I'm an avid people watcher. If I were at the beach and I saw them, my wife and I would watch them and make comments to each other. think MST3k.

But they got a group of them and filmed them so I don't have leave up to chance.

In other words. I watch them because I can make fun of them.

[–]kart64 -1 points0 points ago

People like you feed their existence.

[–]kelseyxiv 0 points1 point ago

I watch it too - it's fucking hysterical and such easy watching. I actually really like it!

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

That's why I watch Duck Dynasty.

[–]spykid 1 point2 points ago

man..you must have really shitty self esteem

[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

Probably... lol

[–]kleptooo 0 points1 point ago

the first season i thought was good. it was something to talk about with the friends at school.

[–]suckthisdeth 0 points1 point ago

it's more than entertaining it's amazing and the editors on that show are genius.

[–]tags33 1 point2 points ago

I used to, but its become so repetitive and every episode seems exactly the same i cant watch it anymore

[–]Bravo9000 -5 points-4 points ago

Oh yeah, you help rich stupid kids get richer. You are Einstein indeed.

[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

you're right. but in the end, wtf i care? i don't have any hate to them. i rather pity them.

[–]greenfan033 2 points3 points ago

And it's not like you are pulling out your wallet and giving them five dollars every time you watch. You will pay for your cable or internet wether you decide to watch it or not. If you get entertainment from it then kudos to you.

[–]Bravo9000 2 points3 points ago

Well, you can pity them all the way to the bank. Those people bring nothing to the table and yet live more comfortable and luxurious life than the people who do. And why? Because the public watches the show. It doesnt matter why you watch. Hate has nothing to do whit any of this.

[–]kart64 1 point2 points ago

There are so many far more entertaining things do with your time, too. Then people call people who play video games stupid or childish as they watch this stupid bullshit.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 24 points25 points ago

SO FUCKING BRAVE

[–]randysgoiter 9 points10 points ago

Brave Level: SO

[–]MHB210 5 points6 points ago

Brave Level: SO FUCKING

FTFY

[–]Ultimate_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

OP is the Sofa King!

[–]inside_your_face 13 points14 points ago

This show is hilarious. It's amazing what the chicks will argue about and The Situation's facial expressions are so amusing.

[–]DJBJ 7 points8 points ago

Pauly D's reactions are pretty funny too, and how serious some of the of people on that show take little things and how Vinnie and Pauly just don't give a shit about it.

[–]Z0bie 2 points3 points ago

What did you just say about me?

[–]kart64 -3 points-2 points ago

No, it isn't.

[–]JoelMontgomery 8 points9 points ago

Same feeling about a new show in Australia, "The Shire" no idea what it is about but it SEEMS to be trying to replicate Jersey Shore.

There aren't even any hobbits! I mean, wtf!

[–]Regular_Gob 2 points3 points ago

I didn't watch The Shire I just watched every second person on my FB newsfeed express their hatred of it, some of which like Jersey Shore - so I'm guessing it's REALLY bad.

[–]OllieWilliamsComment 2 points3 points ago

I watched it, its scripted. It's almost like an even worse version of the hills (yep, it's possible).

I'd rather watch stupid dumb people get drunk and fight, jersey shore, then stupid dumb people whining and doing nothing.

[–]Regular_Gob 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that seemed to be the general consensus.

[–]Errhhhh 0 points1 point ago

Same here. The funny thing is one of the actors (Scott I think) started abusing all his haters, telling them he gets paid 10K an episode and that they can just go back to sucking a 1/4 inch (?) black dick. Obviously not a people person.

I believe a paraphrased but it's pretty close.

[–]Idefygravity 0 points1 point ago

everybody is replicating everybody. for instance trust us with your life replicated fast and loose from england. or the office...

[–]Tredward 0 points1 point ago

Is this filmed in England? I think I went to a job interview in the grounds of the set.

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[–]midgetfury[S] 0 points1 point ago

No

[–]usedtowork 2 points3 points ago

ha ha ha yeah man jersey shore jokes in 2012 reddit really has its finger on the pulse

[–]sulta 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]superpastaaisle 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, the show is shit, but it is entertaining watching a group of insane guido's flip out every five seconds.

What makes it more funny is that two of the guys on it are actually pretty normal, and that one chick is hot as fuck.

[–]mr-scratch 3 points4 points ago

Are we talking about Pauly D and Vinny? I like those guys... they're a little douchey.. but they don't really argue or get in fights very much. They seem to just have fun.

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[–]mr-scratch 0 points1 point ago

he's a douche because your ex-girlfriend whored around?

[–]Rainbow_Dosh 0 points1 point ago

Vinny seems fairly respectable.

[–]superpastaaisle -1 points0 points ago

yes

[–]MHB210 0 points1 point ago

Snooki looks like a burn victim; Deena is a cake-face; J-Wow needed surgery for people to notice her. Which one of these women are you referring to now?

[–]superpastaaisle -1 points0 points ago

If you wouldn't destroy Jwow, I have bad news for you brah.

[–]DarkPhoenix714 0 points1 point ago

Also my reaction when my gf suggested we go see Twilight.

[–]JOKasten 10 points11 points ago

Oh man, you didn't want to go see Twilight? That's really funny, because, like, your girlfriend (a girl) wanted to go see it, but you (not a girl) were like "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Hahaha.

[–]DarkPhoenix714 2 points3 points ago

Your deductive skills are simply astounding.

[–]JOKasten -1 points0 points ago

Yeah. I get that a lot.

[–]DarkPhoenix714 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure you get a lot of dirty looks and maybe a snide comment or two, also.

[–]pgrily 0 points1 point ago

I went into it with an open mind (after all, the books were enormously popular, maybe the movies will be pretty good like Harry Potter). I've never read the books, maybe they are good, but the movies I watched were dreadful.

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

I went into it with an open mind too and ended up liking it. Now I can't wait for Breaking Dawn part 2

[–]x2V 0 points1 point ago

Also my reaction when Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door...

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

I know this gif is ancient, but what's it from?

[–]Allexan 3 points4 points ago

Tracy Morgan in Cop Out.

[–]TheDVille 0 points1 point ago

No need to let that gif load all the way...

[–]waytogokip 1 point2 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]onenonlyjb -1 points0 points ago

I feel this is more appropriate..

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

THE CABS ARE HEAHHHH !!! THE CABS ARE HEAH!!!

[–]graffiti81 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Tracy Morgan. Only person I've ever seen pull one over on Stephen Colbert.

[–]callupchuck 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I used to watch Jersey Shore, the season they were in Italy. We used to making drinking rules for all the stupid stuff they do.

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

It's not even on right now. Now go watch Adventure Time or something suitable for a tool who likes to sound cool in front of reddit.

[–]tuutzori 0 points1 point ago

What is Jersey Shore?

[–]kilometers_davis 0 points1 point ago

I thoroughly enjoy the Jersey Shore. I heard it once described as watching a nature documentary about apes, but you can understand what they are saying. Pretty accurate.

[–]pixel_illustrator 0 points1 point ago

That gif is my reaction to anyone that says "Cop-Out" isn't shit. That's literally the only moment in the film that even comes close to being funny.

[–]QWOPtain -1 points0 points ago

Say what you want about Jersey Shore, I just love the speed at the beginning at which Tracy Morgan shakes his head.

[–]derpysk_ 0 points1 point ago

Geordie Shore is even more ridiculous

[–]LovelyPerv 0 points1 point ago

New friends.

[–]Lateralus24 0 points1 point ago

Did someone also suggest you report this?

[–]Yaberflap 0 points1 point ago

This gif was awesome. I heard him say all of those colorful words full blast straight outta my friggin central lobe.

[–]ltntk421 0 points1 point ago

I have the same reaction when someone suggests I watch a Tracy Morgan movie.

[–]1450kevin 0 points1 point ago

Jersey shores only fun to watch when there's fights!... And when they fuck;)

[–]DalekCaek 0 points1 point ago

That show's a riot, though.

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

I watch the show sometimes. It helped boost my confidence with girls. I saw how Mike, Pauly, and Vinny just walk up to girls in clubs and they start dancing or go home so I thought what if I try that? Fast forward a few months I go on a school fieldtrip for HS Seniors at Six Flags Magic Mountain and I pulled bitches on the dancefloor that night.

[–]Old-Hickory -2 points-1 points ago

Why does no one read the side bar

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[–]Buddha2Buddha -1 points0 points ago

Jersey Shore is fucking hilarious. You've probably never watched it hypocrite

[–]KnightSabersSanjo -1 points0 points ago

This show is cultural homework, of a sort.

[–]darklord91 -2 points-1 points ago

It gets worse. Over here (UK) we have Geordie Shore, the only way is essex and Desperate Scousewives

I want people to die

[–]beev -2 points-1 points ago

Why? I've never seen it before but if someone suggested we watched it I'd be like 'fuck ya' Because I would want to know why it is so intensely hated. Plus it bugs the crap out of me when people hate on something they literally have no experience with other than word of mouth. edit: I just watched some clips on youtube... nope.

[–]kissmybooty 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/TyOdo.gif

[–]adonbeatsagat -3 points-2 points ago

You should watch American Gypsies instead. Same concept but different group of people and I actually enjoy watching this scripted crap compared to Jersey whores.

[–]JOKasten 1 point2 points ago

Jersey Whores... get it guys? It's like... it's like it rhymes with Jersey Shore, but... you know, like, whores. Because that's what they are right? We don't like that show!

[–]Jha420 -4 points-3 points ago

anyone who watches that show should be sterilized

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