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[–]MattyHchrist[!] 78 points79 points ago

Being British I feel like I should associate Corgis with the Queen...but I still only think of Cowboy Bebop every time I see one.

[–]Cinder_N 29 points30 points ago

Ein :3

[–]hinduguru 18 points19 points ago

I think that Ein is, singlehandedly, the reason I love Corgis

[–]Eurynom0s 8 points9 points ago

I can't see a Corgi without initially thinking to myself "OMG an Ein!"

[–]TheActualAWdeV 0 points1 point ago

An "ein" is a duck, you silly sausage.

[–]RipInTheUniverse 1 point2 points ago

I thought I might find someone else in here talking about Bebop. Ein is the only dog I can think of when I see a corgi.

[–]mavrickjc 51 points52 points ago

Were on a mission from God.

[–]Zerble 39 points40 points ago

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

[–]ZeekySantos 15 points16 points ago

Hit it!

[–]Sugreev2001 2 points3 points ago

I hate Illinois Nazis.

[–]Lord-Longbottom 0 points1 point ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 106 miles -> 848.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]troubleshot 6 points7 points ago

It's 170 clicks to Darwin, our fuel tank is chockers, half a pack o durries, it's dark... and we're in flamin' sunnies.

[–]propaglandist 3 points4 points ago

Hit it!

[–]Iamsqueegee 35 points36 points ago

We're on a mission from Dog.

[–]FrisianDude 1 point2 points ago

sad trombone plays waaa waaa waaaaaa.

[–]Magester -1 points0 points ago

Ahhh, I loaded comments just to say the same thing.

[–]Chaoslab 1 point2 points ago

You sure they are not dyslexic?

[–]nijeerynheir 0 points1 point ago

All dogs come from heaven.

[–]jdsamford -1 points0 points ago

Clearly, "We're on a mission from Dog," would have been the more sensible comment.

[–]RandomResearchPerson 14 points15 points ago

This is one of the top all-time posts on /r/corgi, you should check it out.

[–]Ruy1121 5 points6 points ago

Oh..my god. There's a subreddit for corgis?!

[–]farfle10 1 point2 points ago

subscribing to r/corgi is one of the better decisions i've made in the past year

[–]coask8b 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even realize that I wasn't in /r/corgi until I reached this comment.

[–]kissmybooty 19 points20 points ago

[–]WimzicalStranger 4 points5 points ago

DIB - Dogs in Black

[–]2killatons_of_fun 8 points9 points ago

there should be a subreddit for corgis in ties.

[–]stabsthedrama 9 points10 points ago

Well, I'm not sure about the ties part, but the subreddit for corgis seems to be r/all

[–]noorhassan 2 points3 points ago

And r/corgi

(On my phone so I can't link sorry)

[–]holyerthanthou 1 point2 points ago

Add another / before r and it'll do it automatically.

*like this /r/funny

[–]stabsthedrama 0 points1 point ago

I was being sarcastic...

Every day for the past 5 months I've seen some corgi-related crap on the front page. They might be great dogs, I have no idea, I just don't understand the appeal... why aren't golden retrievers or Labradors on the front page every day? Cuz they don't look silly.... and that is the appeal of these dogs... it just gets old.

[–]Zohmbies 5 points6 points ago

Or indognito

[–]cuteintern 2 points3 points ago

The cigarette lighter's busted.

[–]RepostCommenter 2 points3 points ago

You stole someone's cakeday post and a deleted post.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
It's my 18th Cake Day, time to be a man. Plus, Reddit likes Corgis. 0coms 0pts 1mo aww
Blues Brothers 4coms 36pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Raziels 1 point2 points ago

What about a dog's deal? http://imgur.com/A4OEh

[–]aspoonybardisyou 1 point2 points ago

or.......indognito

[–]BackwardsAdvice 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

[–]ARod527 1 point2 points ago

Cute Pic, I downvoted cause your dogs are fat. I can't stand the sight of unhealthy dogs. Take them out to the dog park and stop feeding them human food

[–]ergocogitosum 0 points1 point ago

They are probably excellent at planning surprise parties.

[–]no_longer_a_lurker85 0 points1 point ago

My head, it exploded from an overload of cuteness.

[–]stayinbed 0 points1 point ago

Agents

[–]zapatejko 0 points1 point ago

[–]ricksan 0 points1 point ago

the one in the left looks like robert downey jr.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

Corgi's rule. Other dogs drool.

[–]spanglish14 0 points1 point ago

Icognito*.......oh wait, corgis.....shit

[–]treert 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the internet.

[–]Twikx 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah.

[–]GaikokuJohn 0 points1 point ago

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

The K9 blues brothers

[–]thegreatmunizzle 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or does the one on the left look like Ronny the limo driver from the Howard Stern Show?

[–]ElRed_ 0 points1 point ago

Oh I expected Google Chrome. My mistake, good day.

[–]AWH2 0 points1 point ago

Why does "Best in Show" immediately come to mind with this....

[–]Flanimals 0 points1 point ago

MIB: Mongrels In Black

[–]tpenate 0 points1 point ago

The one on the left looks like Kevin James!

[–]Twitchifies 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]Hooknloop 0 points1 point ago

Can I get a hi-res picture of this? I want this to be my wallpaper FOREVER

[–]grimhowe 0 points1 point ago

This isn't r/aww

[–]DifferentOpinion1 0 points1 point ago

Emahgerd! Kergies!

[–]smashhog 0 points1 point ago

The one on the left bares a strange resemblance to Saul Goodman.

[–]locatraviesa25 0 points1 point ago

CIB: Corgis in Black. Owner, Will Smith (J).

[–]Rhuber16 0 points1 point ago

It's like they are trying to be cute, but then realize it comes natural.

[–]MedSchoolHopeful 0 points1 point ago

Blue's Brothers Corgi

[–]freon 0 points1 point ago

I feel like we need to go back in time and make this a poster for sale in a Scholastic book fair in the 80s.

[–]Dorfidiot 0 points1 point ago

We were never here. That cookie jar was never full.

[–]MindSplatter 0 points1 point ago

Honestly officers, I don't know where he hid the bom-... Wait a second, are you corgies?

[–]danblee 0 points1 point ago

Incorgneato

[–]Pumpernickell 0 points1 point ago

Ok, since you didnt stop with the Bonzo we will see you in court!

[–]jamesism 0 points1 point ago

ERRRMMMAGERRRD INNCCORRRGNERRTO

[–]liquis 0 points1 point ago

Incorgneato!

[–]sophomores 0 points1 point ago

The one to the right reminds of michael scott.

[–]kneearrows 0 points1 point ago

Oh the blunders of having ears on TOP of your head

[–]bungerman 0 points1 point ago

Those are lawyer cats's competition across town, Ruff & Ruff Associates.

[–]DroopySage 0 points1 point ago

What's up, dog?

[–]Tezdoll 0 points1 point ago

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: look at this funny dressed up dogs!! You will L.O.L.

[–]AC3FACE 0 points1 point ago

What's so funny about two people in ties and sunglasses.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I don't like corgis as a rule but this was so cute.

[–]PrototypeKH 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Reservoir Dogs.

EDIT: Pun was unintentional.

[–]K1LL3RM0NG0 0 points1 point ago

every time i see something like this it reminds me of the scene from Space Jam with Elmer and Yosemite XD

[–]turd_miner91 0 points1 point ago

So they're remaking The Blues Brothers with dogs? I can dig it.

[–]Katch00 0 points1 point ago

It's Lawyer Dog and his Law partner going to negotiate.

[–]MrFace1 0 points1 point ago

[–]sgntpepper03 0 points1 point ago

Cause every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man!

[–]xen0blue 0 points1 point ago

corgusus...have an upboat

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

The shag who spied me.

[–]akpak 0 points1 point ago

Made a bet with myself what this picture would be based on the title. Corgi or Berks?

I won. /successkid

[–]rara_avis12 0 points1 point ago

The one on the left kind of looks like Tim Allen.

[–]MrWolfeeee 0 points1 point ago

1337 up votes. YOURWELCOMEL33THAXLULZ

[–]Emedea 0 points1 point ago

They are wonderful little dogs. I have a 3 year old male and he is constantly surprising me with how smart and loving he is. Also, he is a snake alarm. We get a lot of grass snakes in our backyard and he has a certain high bark that he only uses when he's spotted one. He just keeps barking and waiting for me to come catch the critter and get it out of the yard. :)

[–]rafan212 0 points1 point ago

should i take the blue pill or the red pill?

[–]THEMCThompson 0 points1 point ago

The one on the left looks exactly like Keven James

[–]stinkybuttpoop 0 points1 point ago

those dogs are so ugly. idk why reddit likes them so much. dumbest looking things...

[–]eeelisabeth 0 points1 point ago

Where's Corgnito?

[–]Raistlin719 -1 points0 points ago

Saw the title, thought "please be corgis, please be corgis"...

click

hilarious photo

[–]I_Am_A_Huge_Dick -5 points-4 points ago

I hope your stupid fucking gay dogs get their ties stuck in an escalator or conveyor belt of some kind and just as they are about to die someone runs up and saves them... simply because he wanted to kill them him self. He then grabs them by their dicks and begins to spin really fast like a helicopter and releases them in to the street where they get hit by a Prius.

[–]kittenhoarder9 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes you are.

[–]MeltedTwix -1 points0 points ago

I'd like to get a corgi... but would have no idea how to find one.

[–]WreckerCrew 3 points4 points ago

They have this really cool thing called the internet.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't work as well as you think for finding pets.

[–]Offensive_Brute 1 point2 points ago

or maybe you dont know how to use it. I googled "san antonio area corgi" and got like 3 pages of breeders and rescue shelters looking for foster families.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

I'm so disappointed. That wasn't very offensive.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Maybe if he said "nowhere USA corgi"?

[–]Offensive_Brute 0 points1 point ago

go fck your mother you filthly nggrfggt. Vowels are what make curse words offensive.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

That is how I found both of my corgis. You see you do this thing called a Google search. I recommend Corgi rescue and Corgi breeders.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

I work in IT and live on the internet and am aware of the functions of a google search; there are none listed in my area save for two, who are both a million years old.

Most people around here typically trade their animals for money via craigslist and I've found one or two on there but they've all been mixed breeds or too old for my liking.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

Then I guess you are just fucked. Move to a real city.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

I don't like cities.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

Then I guess you don't get a corgi. Sucks to be you.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

My life's pretty awesome if the only negative thing is the rarity of a specific dog breed.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

Wow, just looked at your comment history. You are one negative person! Cheer up, life's not so bad.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

Stalker...

[–]likeawoman 0 points1 point ago

where do you live and what kind of corgi do you want?

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

I live closest to Northern KY; I haven't fully decided yet but am leaning most towards Pembroke non-tri colored corgis.

[–]likeawoman 0 points1 point ago

http://www.pembrokecorgi.org/memberlistaction.cfm [edit: it wouldnt let me direct link to the kentucky listings, but thats gonna be your best resource, other than rescues, which tend to be a bit of a process]

I have a tri-color pemmie with two different colored eyes. love her to bits. red and white is pretty common with pembrokes. my boyfriend has a black and white cardigan. even though they're different breeds, their personalities are pretty much the same. penny, my dog, is a little bossier and more of a lap dog. she's also more rambunctious, but thats probably cause she's two years younger than django, the cardigan. they're generally really smart, fun dogs.

[–]MeltedTwix 0 points1 point ago

Thank you very much. :)

[–]frenchhornhero -1 points0 points ago

Gorsh, ahyuck!

[–]MinecraftHardon -1 points0 points ago

If Verne Troyer were a dog.

[–]vinod1978 -1 points0 points ago

Blues Brothers coming up next on Animal Planet.

[–]ISO3103 -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for awesome title