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[–]GET_A_FUCKING_BLOG 8 points9 points ago

/r/reactiongifs, 9gag, tumblr, or Facebook, please.

[–]stopmotionporn 61 points62 points ago

[–]routari 23 points24 points ago

Fucking hate it when the subtitle doesn't match up with the lip movements. The subtitle may as well be 'huma huma shoe'

[–]krisp46 6 points7 points ago

Now all I can hear is "huma huma shoe" in a deep black man's voice. Thanks a lot.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

Quote gifs are the worst. The absolute worst. This is the worst post I've ever experienced.

[–]poptart2nd 0 points1 point ago

that's because this gif is from tumblr and has only 4 frames. what he actually said at that scene is "I don't give a damn," which, admittedly, still means the text doesn't match.

[–]poptart2nd 1 point2 points ago

fuck this faulty human memory.

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you actually had me second guessing myself. Must be from seeing it on cable too many times!

[–]nixle -5 points-4 points ago

Please don't use the s word.

[–]slimseany 6 points7 points ago

Amen to this.

[–]Gothiks 1 point2 points ago

I agree.

"Hey here's a slightly funny Omegle conversation that can be summed up in this novella."

[–]sarabannah 2 points3 points ago

/r/omegle. You're welcome.

[–]Lootam 3 points4 points ago

Why is it okay to post the same, reposted .gif, but just with a different, "witty" title?

[–]Dem0n5 3 points4 points ago

Because meta stuff gets upvoted the most, in /r/funny at least. Here are some annoying title examples:

post mentioning where they found it

Found this on my facebook feed

life story mentioning girlfriend or family member and reason for posting

My 7 year old niece's dad's brother made me this and asked me to post it on that site about cats I always hang out on.

I see your blah and raise you blah

first post

How I feel about [something on reddit](or something not on reddit for that matter)

[Post telling other people to stop posting a recent meme or trend after it has already died down]

Even a lot of top comments are popular because they use all caps circle jerking, pointing out something common in other reddit comments.

SO BRAVE

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 1 point2 points ago

Because people are stupid and easily amused.

[–]crunchdoggie 3 points4 points ago

Do you realize what you guys did? You upvoted a post where a guy said "I don't give a shit". That's it. No joke, no funny circumstance. For shame.

[–]Bloody_Conspiracies 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, this shit belongs in /r/reactiongifs.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE MAD ABOUT TODAY!

[–]Narissis 0 points1 point ago

I only upvoted it for Shawshank.

[–]Mercury4k 1 point2 points ago

Along with iPhone and Facebook "screenshots" I have to agree, Mr reaction gif.

[–]shockedatthis 1 point2 points ago

I feel this way about video game posts

[–]anacanac 1 point2 points ago

You give enough of a shit to post a reaction.

[–]MrRevelle 1 point2 points ago

you can also add facebook status updates and iPhone texting to this.

[–]lebronhairline 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I have ever upvoted an Omegle post. I hate them all

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

People, people! We need to get back to the main topic here.

Omegle posts DO suck balls. Let's all agree to that, shall we?

[–]jennehjenneh 2 points3 points ago

exactly, even if the post is funny, you think.. but ugh you use omegle..

[–]Cersia -1 points0 points ago

You don't like omegle posts? HEY EVERYONE, STOP THE OMEGLE POSTS, THIS GUY DOESN'T LIKE THEM!

[–]Dr_Lamb 0 points1 point ago

This pretty much goes for screen shots of facebook, text conversations and twitter as well. God why don't they have their own subreddit?!

[–]Finding_Myself 0 points1 point ago

The same reaction that ive seen for like ten different things TODAY

[–]Danleyson 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel about fucking Facebook posts. God, I hate Facebook posts. I can't believe that mindless shit gets upvoted at all.

[–]Shits-McNeil 0 points1 point ago

And that was the last time I ever saw The Sisters upload Omegle pictures.

[–]manly_shade_of_pink 0 points1 point ago

God has spoken.

[–]wretcheddawn 0 points1 point ago

I thought it said "olympics" posts. Still accurate.

[–]WeaverXIII 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a shit about you not giving a shit. So we're even.

[–]hZf 0 points1 point ago

god has spoken

[–]Bobbydazzler83 0 points1 point ago

About time!

[–]beetnemesis -1 points0 points ago

Listen, everyone on reddit now hates you. That's a given.

What you need to understand is why. Why you're not funny. Why this is terrible.

Here's the short answer- You have said nothing new, surprising, or interesting. Reaction gifs are already overdone, and we've all seen that one plenty of times.

More to the point, it's not an interesting gif. It's just a guy saying words. He's not doing anything funny, or interesting, or relevant to your topic.

Basically, your post was just you saying "I don't care about Omegle posts." Which is fine, except you didn't say it in a way that was funny, or interesting, or surprising.

I hope we've all learned something today.

[–]JewboiTellem -2 points-1 points ago

OH GOD I HATE YOU

[–]kissmybooty -2 points-1 points ago

[–]AbortusLuciferum -2 points-1 points ago

Funny, that's exactly how I feel about this post.

[–]shonin -4 points-3 points ago

Pretty sure he says fuck instead of shit

[–]varnecr 4 points5 points ago

The correct line is "I don't give a damn." The point gets across none the less.