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[–]arksien 228 points229 points ago

"Lord Vader, can we come too?"

"No, I must face this... alone..."

[–]FarmerTedd 52 points53 points ago

Storm trooper under his breath, "cause that's all he has left"

[–]Chinook700 0 points1 point ago

[–]venandi 4 points5 points ago

Olan Rogers! I'm not alone!

[–]BeardedStrangeBatPan 4 points5 points ago

Yeah! Olan! Love that guy.

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 2 points3 points ago

Why does his hair have Parkinsons?

[–]I_Love_Kittehs 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE MASTER COMMANDER!

[–]tirilina25 124 points125 points ago

[–]iamleighanne 54 points55 points ago

Awwwww he can't drink his slushie :(

[–]drum1286 37 points38 points ago

I lost it when he pulled out his light-saber on the scary ride

[–]dontcallitjelly 33 points34 points ago

That's adorable.

[–]Thesteelwolf 4 points5 points ago

Undoubtedly the most adorable advertising anybody's done in a long time.

[–]dmametfan 7 points8 points ago

I actually helped out on this video. You wouldn't believe the notes that Lucas gave us. Unfortunately, I can't divulge many details (because I actually like keeping my job with the mouse) but it made my day to see one of my favorite memories from work on my favorite place to visit on the internets.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 8 points9 points ago

There are no children in that ad.

[–]Holybasil 10 points11 points ago

Didn't you hear? Obi-Wan saw him! ... killing younglings...

Wouldn't want a repeat performance now would we?

[–]cruiks 4 points5 points ago

Did anyone else watch this and then really really really wanna go to disney land?

[–]Psada 4 points5 points ago

Didn't realize it was a commercial until the end lol

[–]Clown_Vomit 5 points6 points ago

I was sure this was Chad Vader. Now I'm sad.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 7 points8 points ago

I ain't even mad.

[–]_no_name 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck? They closed Star Tours? Man it's been a while since I've been there.

edit: not really sure what the downvotes are for...

[–]onewheeled 6 points7 points ago

Well, they redid it. It's still a motion simulator, but now it's 3D and has a random element to it, with the planet you visit and some other things being chosen from five or so options each. It's not bad, unless you get fucking pod racing and Naboo like I did. Motherfucking Episode 1: The Ride right there.

[–]Tui717 1 point2 points ago

I was actually a fan of the changes. I went on it enough to get all the locations and got to be the Rebel spy once. However, I wish one of the options for location could be an updated trench scene like the original Star Wars/Tours. That was awesome and I'm sad I can't do it again.

[–]I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS 1 point2 points ago

I only went on it twice, and got the same situation both times, the only difference being the rebel spy and the hologram. I didn't even realize there were other random elements. Looks like I'm going back to Disney.

[–]CaptJoyceJun 0 points1 point ago

Got Naboo as well I feel your pain, but at least I was the Rebel Spy.

[–]sargent610 3 points4 points ago

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL POD RACING

I'll see myself out now

[–]nameless88 0 points1 point ago

It was pretty cool when I went on it. But, man, that ride is kind of hot inside, and the motion really jerks around pretty fast. I felt a little bit motion sick after going on it.

But then I went on it again, because it was really neat, and I wanted to see the randomized thing in action, haha.

[–]BeetrootKid 0 points1 point ago

Why did you get 7 downvotes?? Reddit confuses me sometimes. :(

[–]arksien -1 points0 points ago

The space mountain on ride photo is my favorite part by far.

[–]Hawlk 72 points73 points ago

[–]ander092 18 points19 points ago

Isn't he a little short for a storm trooper?

[–]MestR 22 points23 points ago

[–]theresaviking 0 points1 point ago

When seeing this the voice in the back of my head triumphantly let out a "yeeeeaaaaaaaaa".

[–]Anarchophobia 2 points3 points ago

[–]guchilist 38 points39 points ago

StormTroopers: Sir come on, you've been spinning for an hour!

Vader: Yeah? SO???

[–]YouAreAPyrate 9 points10 points ago

Welp, I can retire from the internet now. I have found my favorite gif.

[–]drshavargo 16 points17 points ago

Darth Vader has no shame.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 8 points9 points ago

Darth Vader can force choke anyone who tries to make fun of him.

[–]drshavargo 13 points14 points ago

Or blow up their home planet, ya know, depending on his mood.

[–]client_blue 15 points16 points ago

I find your lack of tickets disturbing

[–]Cial 15 points16 points ago

"It's good to see Lord Vader get out and enjoy himself"

"Yea it kinda is, I wonder if he will let us ride next?"

[–]UncleBob1978 8 points9 points ago

ಠ෴ಠ

[–]Cial 4 points5 points ago

I am not the droid you are looking for....

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[–]spacebrony 4 points5 points ago

I find your lack of a fast connection disturbing.

[–]praise_the_almighty 0 points1 point ago

I have a fast connection yet often gifs load frame for frame the first time around. Anybody know why?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, it's just you. This gif was instant for me.

[–]Incalite 12 points13 points ago

[–]x10tx 7 points8 points ago

dat font

[–]sexgott 4 points5 points ago

noone ever kerned it :|

[–]kittyroux 3 points4 points ago

dat keming :(

[–]alandry927 3 points4 points ago

I have you now.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 37 points38 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 30 points31 points ago

I'd like to think that Vader was taking Luke out for some father-son bonding time in that gif.

[–]spacebrony 21 points22 points ago

I just remembered that episode of Hey Arnold

Where Helga and her dad have drifted far apart

and they get into arguments

and he wants to reconnect with her.

So she screams at him about something and storms out of her room and leaves the house, or something

so he goes in her room and sees a magazine on her bed for a concert that she REALLY wanted to go see (which I think was the source of some of their arguments)

so he goes and buys tickets for the concert for her, and surprises her, and she's ecstatic

so he takes her there, and it's like Barney The Dinosaur Jr On Ice or something

because the real concert she wanted to go to was on the other side of the magazine that he saw on her bed, so he thought she wanted to see a different concert

but in the end she realized the was enjoying spending time with her father, even if it wasn't the concert she wanted to go to

...that reminds me of what your comment was.

[–]PAcheese 11 points12 points ago

i hope your happy, because now its raining on my face

[–]Ritsu_sohma 7 points8 points ago

It was Cats the musical amazing that i can remember that.

[–]xfallxoutxgurlx 5 points6 points ago

It was actually 'Ratz' because Cats is copyrighted.

[–]Ritsu_sohma 1 point2 points ago

I knew i was semi-correct with that Z. Edit: thanks for correcting me

[–]Piny 2 points3 points ago

Yeah the thing where they went was Cats, or "Rats".

And the thing where she WANTED to go was some kind of Wrestling show I think.

[–]frank2791 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, I miss that show.

[–]MasonJoody 0 points1 point ago

At first I read it as "Barney and Dinosaur Jr. on ice" and all I can think about is how much I would go see that

[–]tomutwit 0 points1 point ago

I thought you were debunked.

[–]FarmerTedd 0 points1 point ago

Is there is a stone under the tea cup?

[–]Tarpped_in_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

huh?

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

The gif clips at the end. It looks like Vader hit a pothole on the darkside

[–]The_Painted_Man 11 points12 points ago

This literally makes my day!!!

[–]TheLostViking 7 points8 points ago

that image seems so bright.

[–]bryntheskits 1 point2 points ago

I moved my head back an inch or so and squinted before I even realised it was the sun.

[–]rx-pulse 2 points3 points ago

source?

[–]jjwalla 2 points3 points ago

I had a guy dressed up in a full stormtrooper outfit come into my work(grocery store). He came through my till didnt say a word and paid in credit. Best customer of my life

[–]KingLiberal 1 point2 points ago

I'll admit it: this forced a smile.

[–]wat_waterson 2 points3 points ago

I just bought this shirt that had an image from the source video when I was at Hollywood Studios this past weekend. Love the new Star Tours http://i.imgur.com/GRWz9.jpg

[–]kitschyk 0 points1 point ago

I always forget that it's called Hollywood Studios now. Fuck it. It will always be MGM to me.

[–]wat_waterson 1 point2 points ago

Same. I had to force myself to type that.

[–]d00d1234 1 point2 points ago

[–]Dragonsdoom 0 points1 point ago

You can see Aladdin below at the start of the gif.

[–]seandyer88 0 points1 point ago

Mine too

[–]TeamJim 0 points1 point ago

The magic is strong with this one.

[–]Austinlyle0 0 points1 point ago

Let Dumbo go, stay on the leader.

[–]cdtv243 0 points1 point ago

This is not the attraction we are looking for.

[–]Saccharomyces_cerevi 0 points1 point ago

At first, I thought the elephant's pink hat was Admiral Ackbar

[–]Spencersrm 0 points1 point ago

"Nothing to see here, move along."

[–]mrgreenjeans9 0 points1 point ago

needs his soundtrack

[–]GlutenFreeLove 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this! Star Wars Weekends happened recently at Disney World. I was there! Although, I think they are a little lost, because they are at the wrong park...

[–]VinRayd 0 points1 point ago

Must have been one hell of a day.

[–]MrNiceWatchBro 0 points1 point ago

Ha, this is awesome.

[–]deckercelt 0 points1 point ago

And not one fuck was given that day.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

Mine too. Lol good shit

[–]syscofresh 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this gif ~2 million times. It's still great though.

[–]Gadsby_Says 0 points1 point ago

Dark lords gotta play too.

[–]jiah3000 0 points1 point ago

And you just my night pal! Up-vote,

[–]Kevinmckinley 0 points1 point ago

Awesome!

[–]Kiowa707 0 points1 point ago

Darth Vader's Day Off

[–]Lowbacca1977 0 points1 point ago

I was there the day they filmed this. It was very, very weird to be having lunch, then look at the Mark Twain steamboat going by and see it had Vader standing on the front of the top level, flanked by stormtroopers.

[–]Kovaelin 0 points1 point ago

I like how the stormtrooper waves as Vader flies by.

[–]OvenMittened 0 points1 point ago

Actually, 60 seconds make a minute, 60 minutes make an hour, and 24 hours make a day.

[–]EvilZombieJesus 0 points1 point ago

Simply Brilliant, Thanks.

[–]CharlesHuffman86 0 points1 point ago

Great.....

[–]elskitle 0 points1 point ago

haha that's too funny

[–]saltehhhh 0 points1 point ago

Why won't it let me upvote this more then once?? Someone help me!

[–]notavalidusername 0 points1 point ago

I wish looking at a stupid gif would make my day too but I need a blowjob or at least a free lunch for that to happen.

Sometimes I wish I was still a virgin and living with my parents.

[–]bignastyv 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should lower your expectations a little bit. You'll find life is much more enjoyable.

[–]heathengray 0 points1 point ago

Impossibly not to smile at this.

[–]kentoss 0 points1 point ago

Wow that took me a second to notice Vader. The more I think about it the harder I laugh

[–]Azov237 0 points1 point ago

They actually do this at Disney World too. At Hollywood studios during Star Wars week, it's not too uncommon to actually ride rides and wait in line with storm troopers. Their conversations are hilarious.

[–]LeBongJames 0 points1 point ago

"This is the first time I've seen this on Reddit" - Nobody

[–]Kungafsand 0 points1 point ago

[–]MSPaintWithMouse 0 points1 point ago

[–]yinoryang 0 points1 point ago

Darth Jong-Il

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

It's the executive bathroom on the death-star.

[–]NateVan 0 points1 point ago

Dark Vader has gotten wierd ever since he retired from the Empire army.

[–]mackenzieno9 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, This made me spit my chocolate milk everywhere. Cunt.

[–]hitlerwasright -1 points0 points ago

HA HA HA... THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT MAKES REFERENCE TO STAR WARS AND/OR TREK. SO WITTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

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[–]s1300045 2 points3 points ago

dafuq?

[–]MineralsMan -1 points0 points ago

looooooooool

[–]alecyo12 -1 points0 points ago

Vaders birthday at Disney world.

[–]michaeldavis1 -1 points0 points ago

hahahahaha that's great! Totally interesting.

[–]rindindin -1 points0 points ago

Random acts of awesome.

[–]asldkfououhe -3 points-2 points ago

makes me fuckin dizzy dude, bad loop

pass

[–]LegitMicrosoftPaint -3 points-2 points ago