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[–]bboy20 232 points233 points ago

I don't see how you can lose it if it isn't even yours http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wqhuj/keep_losing_my_damn_dog/

[–]MorallyStarved 83 points84 points ago

Pitchforks, everyone!

[–]NotaMethAddict 68 points69 points ago

---------------E

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Pitchforks ready, sir! What are the orders?

[–]FlyingPasta 34 points35 points ago

Light them on fire.

I think that's how these things go.

[–]holycheddar 47 points48 points ago

---------------E=~

---------------E=~

---------------E=~

Now what??

[–]sundowntg 18 points19 points ago

Wave them about and chant something menacingly.

[–]jon_titor 21 points22 points ago

I recommend "Ziggy-zakki ziggy-zakki hoy hoy hoy!".

[–]Deracination 6 points7 points ago

I prefer the Spongebobian war cry.

[–]online222222 6 points7 points ago

Leedle leedle leedle lee

[–]wlabfuvm 2 points3 points ago

Awhoooooooooo

[–]archebus 2 points3 points ago

Rabble rabble.

[–]MorallyStarved 6 points7 points ago

All redditors are to rally at bgadd's profile page to begin operation "Downvote Everything to Hell." Dismissed!

[–]Wolfman675 1 point2 points ago

SIR YES SIR.

[–]NotaMethAddictFan 0 points1 point ago

I'm sharpening mine too! Wait for me!

Just tell me what to do!

[–]Zephy73 1 point2 points ago

All aboard the U.S.S. Last Page

[–]SwollenOstrich 1 point2 points ago

If you look under your seats, you'll find YOUR VERY OWWWWNNN TORRCCHHESSSS!!!

[–]Mr_Billo 0 points1 point ago

(> ")>---------------E=~ Kirby's ready to fsu, as Kirby is a hater of liars AND of reposts

[–]Wakka_bot 1 point2 points ago

came here wanting to see highest rated comment is somehing along the lines of "LIAR!!!!!44", wasnt disappointed.

[–]michaeljane 2 points3 points ago

Upvote revoked. >:I

[–]ifuckzombies 1 point2 points ago

That'll show him.

[–]yesit_is 52 points53 points ago

Keep reposting my damn repost.

[–]jon_titor 13 points14 points ago

Reddit has truly passed its zenith when people are complaining about people reposting their reposts.

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

People are reposting reposts? In my reddit?!?

[–]jon_titor 1 point2 points ago

Better than in your vagina.

[–]Ijustlostmyjengajam 9 points10 points ago

Less cute when you realize the rug was made from his family.

[–]hellomynameis9 19 points20 points ago

stop posting this,

[–]Untz234 23 points24 points ago

If your going to repost dont then claim the dog is yours!

[–]goldflakes 4 points5 points ago

I know it's summer and you're out of English class, but "your" is possessive and "you're" is the contraction of "you are." Little things like this make intelligent people view your thoughts with suspicion, "If he can't be bothered to use decent grammar, how well thought can his position be?"

[–]Confirmation_Ticks 5 points6 points ago

[–]hdiego35 5 points6 points ago

My question is, do people that post reposts think they will get away with it?

[–]dizneedave 1 point2 points ago

They frequently do get away with it. As somebody said recently, "I've come to the conclusion that reddit is comprised entirely of goldfish".

[–]Bigoldmrchris 0 points1 point ago

Then why do we like cats so much!?

[–]dizneedave 0 points1 point ago

Nobody ever accused a goldfish of being too smart.

[–]james5 2 points3 points ago

Maybe they don't give a fuck? Jesus christ people. Stop caring about such irrelevant nonsense for the love of god.

Nice picture, obviously many people like me haven't seen it before (hence the upvotes), thanks OP, I for one couldn't care less if this dog is yours or not.

[–]shaunwake 1 point2 points ago

Camo Level: Vietnamese

[–]ZeusHoldsMyJockstrap 8 points9 points ago

Re-post

[–]KOWguy 1 point2 points ago

OP's dog

Repost.

[–]Unlucky13 -1 points0 points ago

Funny, being that i've got you tagged on RES as a reposter.

Edit I'm not sure why though. Nothing you've submitted in the last 6 months seems like something that has been reposted. Oh well, tag being removed meow.

[–]KOWguy 2 points3 points ago

I personally see nothing wrong with reposts (it's new to someone, and to an extent of course.) It's just claiming it is his own dog is what bugs me.

[–]hobbsarelie83 1 point2 points ago

I might get downvoted to Hell, but at least its for my own original post...not a stolen one

[–]Bplus_Asian 0 points1 point ago

Octocamo: 99%

[–]SirCannonFodder 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a shaggy dog.

[–]Probodobodyne -1 points0 points ago

Buddy of mine has a cat who matches his living room carpet perfectly. I stepped on it once.

[–]drewfridley7 0 points1 point ago

That dog would be a perfect sniper on COD

[–]bad4yourbrain 0 points1 point ago

The rug is made from the dogs litter of puppies

[–]karie7097 0 points1 point ago

Idk if it's because I'm drunk, but this is fucking hilarious.

[–]ceciliabee 0 points1 point ago

oh fuck off already

[–]fusionfire15 0 points1 point ago

You've created a cloaking device?

[–]90percent_noob 0 points1 point ago

Keep losing my damn content...

[–]chemguy90 -1 points0 points ago

My dog has been playing hide and seek since I was 7. My mom said he's really good at hiding.

[–]Whiskey_Fred 0 points1 point ago

Keep looking, you'll find him eventually.

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

Come in Dogfort, this is sniper team arpha, no targets in sight.

[–]tdrhq 0 points1 point ago

You get my downvote because everybody say's you're reposting.

[–]berthol 0 points1 point ago

That image is so old that the dog is probably dead by now.

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

Now you've gone and made me sad.

[–]im_eh_Canadian 0 points1 point ago

my dog sheds excessively, i now know what im going to do with it. make a kick ass rug

[–]BEARmanSHARK 0 points1 point ago

That dog really ties the room together

[–]Haagens 0 points1 point ago

MOAR DOWNVOTES FOR THE INFIDEL!

[–]SilkenSails -1 points0 points ago

you need a new rug

[–]bassplaya899 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST MOTHERFUCKERS GON DIE!!!!!!!!

[–]Xury46 -1 points0 points ago

Repost, have a downvote!

[–]old_mr2 -3 points-2 points ago

SNAKE!?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[–]latenightrage -3 points-2 points ago

You had a bunch of these dogs and decided to make a carpet one day, didn't you...

[–]ihateeverythin -4 points-3 points ago

Ya know what. It's not bgadds we need to fucking lynch, it's the goddamned failures that keep upvoting this retarded shit.

Reposts aren't funny after a certain time. They become meaningless. A joke 20 years ago may have been funny, but todays world wouldn't think it was funny. Why? Because it got so fucking overused and pointless. Don't blame the post creator, blame the morons upvoting.

[–]TrpnBilly5 -2 points-1 points ago

I see your repost of a repost of a repost, and say, "YOU SUCK."

[–]themoop78 -1 points0 points ago

Predator dog.

[–]grantly0711 -1 points0 points ago

Sit! Stay! Pixelate!

[–]kfizz311 -1 points0 points ago

Would his name happen to be snake?

[–]muellzy -1 points0 points ago

Why?

[–]vnut08 -1 points0 points ago

Stealth level: rug

[–]Exsous -1 points0 points ago

That dog doesn't know he's about to become part of that rug.. just like dozens before him.

[–]domremy7 -1 points0 points ago

Keep tripping over my damn dog.

FTFY

[–]gristc -1 points0 points ago

It's also a photoshop. You can see where they messed up and the merge tool put some carpet pattern on the bottom of the table legs.

[–]Dl33t -1 points0 points ago

Downvote. Not your dog.

[–]KWMJ -1 points0 points ago

r-r-r-r-r-r-rr-r--r-r-r-REEEEMIX REEEPOSSSTTT

[–]mathro -1 points0 points ago

The number of reposts is too damn high!

[–]TheLivingAwesome -1 points0 points ago

The weird part is he has gotten so much karma off this post that I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck that it is a repost...

[–]villavillautv -2 points-1 points ago

Fake.

[–]Depraved1 -3 points-2 points ago

Time to get a new dog.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Stealth Level: Dog.

[–]Captain_SCHWING -2 points-1 points ago

Stealth Level: Solid Snake.

[–]gibstergg -2 points-1 points ago

Repost level: rerererererere