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[–]DamnYouZuckerberg 11 points12 points ago

<shakes fist angrily>

[–]dwheel2010 1 point2 points ago

upvote just for the name.

[–]Jennyd242 7 points8 points ago

Either I've been on the internet for too long and have a mind full of random faces or I know this guy. Pretty sure it's the latter though...

EDIT: Fuck, that's Mark Zukererg isn't is...duh.

[–]so_carelessly_here 7 points8 points ago

dude..

[–]Mad_Sconnie 0 points1 point ago

Is sure is, man. Is sure is.

[–]BrarBrerrian 20 points21 points ago

[–]troopah 11 points12 points ago

Creates Facebook

Creates Facebook

[–]whatthehelpp -2 points-1 points ago

Whats the alternative Myspace or Google plus ?

Facebook is actually a nice site if you like the people you add. Just unsubscribe the ones you don't. I have 130 friends and I like facebook. If you have 1000's of em you will have a bad time.

[–]whatthehelpp 0 points1 point ago

Billionaire, married, talented and teenagers think he is a role model.

WIN in my books.

[–]cacheme 9 points10 points ago

aww man i get http://imgur.com/2cp47

[–]whatthehelpp 1 point2 points ago

Be honest, you would check her pics.

[–]TangoEliminated 4 points5 points ago

Zuckerberg walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long neck?"

[–]nepidae 2 points3 points ago

instagram, the way to turn potentially good photos into a mess. if the instagram changes were just an overlay on the original photo that would be perfect. that way, in 20 years when you want the clean version, you can have it without having to go through the effort of "restoring" it.

[–]mitchynz22 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god. So edgy!

[–]bad4yourbrain 1 point2 points ago

Just go to the popular page on instagram to see shitty pictures

[–]yamgam461 2 points3 points ago

Wow. Talk about someone who didn't need help appearing goofy. I am overwhelmed.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Living proof that money buys everything. That guy would never pull if he wasn't a billionaire.

[–]Lykenx 2 points3 points ago

He was with his girlfriend-now-fiancee before he got rich. So no, it's more living proof beauty is skin deep.

No homo

[–]I_Fap2Things 2 points3 points ago

[–]bluecornflower 1 point2 points ago

the billion dollar photo

[–]The_guy_behind_you 1 point2 points ago

It makes me sad that I will never fit in at instagram since no matter how hard I try, I can't find the magical sepia dimension everyone lives in.

[–]leopold530 0 points1 point ago

And the rivalry thickens

[–]fartinboxxy 0 points1 point ago

Zastrow?

[–]IamLeven 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]cabbadabbadoo 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a fucking reptilian! No wonder he is in a place of "power" haaaaaaa

[–]pariah13 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty certain that all Instagram photos should be labeled "shitty".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No picture is truly shitty until shitty watercolour paints it.

[–]Willyjwade -5 points-4 points ago

Isn't every instagram photo shitty?

[–]avalkyrja 2 points3 points ago

No. Not at all. Have you seen some of the professionals on instagram?

[–]MindlessDreamer 1 point2 points ago

It was a shitty joke.

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

Indeed it was.