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The NOPE Haircut (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Whatthe45 36 points37 points ago

The awsome haircut

[–]goddamnferret 6 points7 points ago

It's absolutely amazing. I would love to see a video about the planing/making of it!

[–]corby315 78 points79 points ago

The unemployed haircut.

[–]gonosis 18 points19 points ago

Reminds me of my days in London Ontario. I once saw a man sitting outside of a Starbucks with a guitar and a cup full of change, singing an angry acoustic song about how no one would hire him and people are idiots for not giving him a chance at work and life, which would be good except for the fact that the entire left half of his face was covered in enough tribal tattoos to make Blade jealous.

All the while belting out lyrics about how shallow employers are.

Ah, London. I kinda miss seeing all the crazies.

[–]I_LOVE_LSD 35 points36 points ago

He wasn't crazy. He was just mad that employers only see him as some lazy degenerative punk instead of a productive person who happened to enjoy tattoos.

[–]wtfosaurus 0 points1 point ago

Crazies are everywhere, but there are quite a few there for sure. Thanks for the London memories!

[–]iDoiStuff[!] 0 points1 point ago

I'm from London..

[–]rubberducky22 2 points3 points ago

You would need wires to hold those legs in place... This guy doesn't do that everyday, I can tell you that.

This is a hair-styling skills demonstration, not a everyday punk hair-cut.

[–]cyberslick188 1 point2 points ago

I agree it's not an everyday style, but I disagree that it needs wires to hold the legs like that. Some of the sculpting gels used for hair styling are insane, they are practically liquid cement.

It's braided which would also help set it up. Simply get it wet, braid it, get it wet again, add copious amounts of hair gloop and quickly hair dryer it and you've got hair that can cut glass.

[–]rubberducky22 0 points1 point ago

Sounds pretty sexy to me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Does everyone here have a corporate shirt and tie job?
I'd wager that he works as a model.
Why is every tattoo and piercing = no job?
Envy?

[–]corby315 4 points5 points ago

Envy? Holy fuck is that funny.

Guess what, I have a couple of tattoos, that can be hidden.

When you have a job, you are a representation of that company, in and out of the workplace. Society has deemed normalcy to a point where it does not include extreme body modifications.

I'm sorry if you don't agree with that, but that is the way it is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Not in all lines of work, though. Of course in most places that involve dealing with customers or something, sure.

[–]constantvariables 0 points1 point ago

Nah, he could land a fast food job. Remember the dude who bathed in a McDonald's sink? His hair was fucked.

[–]dubermun -3 points-2 points ago

Really? Your hair and tattoos wont effect your eligibility to get a job in the trades ( carpenter, plumber, electrician, etc.) Get the stick out your ass boy.

[–]corby315 6 points7 points ago

Stick isn't in my ass, its in the ass of corporations that dictate what is acceptable in the workplace.

Most people wouldn't hire a carpenter, electrician or whatever who looks like this anyways.

You have to face the fact of how society views people, and what is considered normal. I really don't give a fuck if you agree with it or not. The fact is it's out there, and it wont change anytime soon.

[–]Jeihou 6 points7 points ago

I imagine the gentleman with the spider coiffe probably has chosen a lifestyle and career path which allows him to do that with his hair. Maybe he's a tattoo artist or a musician or an overnight stock guy at a small business or an unorthodox hairstyle model. Props to him and whoever did the style for creativity.

[–]fedges 15 points16 points ago

ENOUGH WITH THIS NOPE SHIT ALREADY!

[–]neiltc 8 points9 points ago

I bet he gets hit in the head a lot

[–]flesh_sword 21 points22 points ago

Stop this fucking Nope shit, its not funny.

[–]Nicxtrem99 1 point2 points ago

YYYUUUUUPPPPP - Dave Hester

[–]BMWxX 0 points1 point ago

Amen sista.

[–]cerebraldecay 4 points5 points ago

It's from a hair styling product ad.

Nice of OP to crop that info out.

This one is nice

[–]Sweetrolls 9 points10 points ago

What's with all these NOPE posts as of late? It's a fucking spider, it's not even a real one, get over it.

[–]Typhoon323 2 points3 points ago

I thought this was the Knope haircut.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

If I had that hair, I would crap my pants every time I looked in the mirror

[–]demonicqueefalamode 5 points6 points ago

that shit is fucking ill.

[–]willy-shorts 1 point2 points ago

That's Spider-Man year 3112...

[–]zelars 1 point2 points ago

I would try this haircut and walk about town minding my own business until suddenly a bunch of internets start chasing after me with flamethrowers like I was wearing a 9gag t-shirt.

[–]CIRCLEJERK_OPINION 4 points5 points ago

That guy better stay away from all redditors, otherwise he's going to find his head on fire.

[–]Zeal2424 5 points6 points ago

The I can't think of an original title so I fallback on the overused and not funny 'nope' title.

[–]ace-of-fire 0 points1 point ago

Wonder how often people try to kill it

[–]king_bumi 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a bull cut, to be completely honest.

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 0 points1 point ago

And just as I was about to give up on Reddit for the day.

[–]aisforaccident 0 points1 point ago

Awesome username.

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you. Typed it myself.

[–]Trent1373 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen a spider fuck a guy's head before. Hope he got a phone number.

[–]TP_monkey 0 points1 point ago

It's a bit better than Kalou's effort

[–]S10MEB95 0 points1 point ago

Lamar get down from freemans head

[–]nu0r 0 points1 point ago

I want a fucking headcrab!

[–]Hooin_Kyoma 0 points1 point ago

A hairy spider.

[–]DarbyW 0 points1 point ago

he must be an ICP fan

[–]alonzo6310 0 points1 point ago

What's with all these NOPE posts as of late? It's a fucking spider, it's not even a real one, get over it.

[–]chuckledeluxe 0 points1 point ago

I admire the ... craftsmanship but it's still ugly as sin.

[–]butterscotchripple 0 points1 point ago

Fuck I hate this stupid "nope" shit. You fucking idiots sure know how to copy each other like mindless cumwads.

[–]dtslg 0 points1 point ago

You gotta wonder how many times that guy got smashed in the head from people trying to kill that thing!

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

Spiders aren't scary.

[–]Bosticles 0 points1 point ago

This is EXACTLY what happened in my dream last night (only a real spider, not hair). I can still feel the bastard clinging on as I try to pull him off.

Gives me the fucking willies just thinking about it...

[–]I_h8_spiders 0 points1 point ago

I hate spiders, but this looks cool.

[–]LadyUnderpants 0 points1 point ago

WISH TO UNLOOK

[–]Stouff-Pappa -2 points-1 points ago

Bye Bye

[–]sarahanne_gun -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of Brittany Spears for some reason...

[–]Cursor_Disco 0 points1 point ago

Haha

[–]Cursor_Disco -1 points0 points ago

All of his friends

[–]wtfsystem -1 points0 points ago

I literally flinched away from my computer screen.

[–]TranMeister -1 points0 points ago

The "don't stick your dick in crazy" haircut

[–]teddypicker55 -1 points0 points ago

After all these spider posts, I cringe every time I hear the word "nope".

Me: "Hey, did you eat the last cookie?" Friend: "Nope." Me: "OH MY GOD SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS!!!" Friend: "Wtf?"

[–]avizzlen1nj4 -4 points-3 points ago

That's ridiculous. Lol

[–]utnow -3 points-2 points ago

That haircut is NOPE for a thousand reasons that have nothing at all to do with spiders.

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[–]flesh_sword 1 point2 points ago

I'm downvoting you for both saying nope and posting tracy morgan.

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