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Helicopter Penis (i.imgur.com)

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[–]McSofa/v/ 166 points167 points ago

STOP PUTTING THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE

[–]Hcanimals[S] 314 points315 points ago

I wanted to ruin it for everybody because I hate all of you.

[–]EatShmitAndDie 177 points178 points ago

You may be a faggot, but at least you're an honest faggot.

[–]70DaysInCharlotte -1 points0 points ago

Dr. Lexus would like to have a word with you...

[–]PieBoy 73 points74 points ago

Beat the black kids.

I chuckled.

[–]ORDEAL -3 points-2 points ago

best fucking part

[–]Khyrdantai[!] 36 points37 points ago

WANNA IMPRESS A CHICK? HELICOPTER DICK.

[–]JustScottie 85 points86 points ago

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Lost it.

8/10, would laugh again.

[–]moogah 12 points13 points ago

Lost my shit for more than a minute

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 2 points3 points ago

Did you find it?

[–]coop_dogg 1 point2 points ago

Inside of you.

[–]nukefudge 34 points35 points ago

08/13/10

/r/classic4chan

[–]ysheth/fa/ 20 points21 points ago

 >2010
 >classic

[–]lemoncholly 7 points8 points ago

Oh look, it's John Oliver's standup.

[–]__wildcat/b/ 9 points10 points ago

Helicopter Mode: Engaged

Couldn't stop laughing.

[–]Espada_No4 6 points7 points ago

Alright, r/4chan, I give. That was hilarious.

[–]ThatGirl_Tasha 1 point2 points ago

And all he had to do was flex his thigh.

[–]Arianon/b/ 4 points5 points ago

Receive prophetic vision of one day creating a helicopter made of dicks.

I laughed so hard I choked.

[–]hopscotchking 2 points3 points ago

Oh shit, it just kept getting better and better. One of the funniest greentext stories I've seen in a while.

[–]IronOhki 0 points1 point ago

I saved this to disc without shame. FOR POSTERITY.

[–]Willie_Main 0 points1 point ago

At least he beat the blacks...

[–]Cooder_McBuzzed 0 points1 point ago

Beat the black kids. Lost my shit on this one.

[–]Quagaars 0 points1 point ago

Gotta stop reading 4chan whilst on the toilet at work, can't stop laughing at this shit.

[–]a_tension_center 0 points1 point ago

2/10

Crap.

[–]ExtremePig 0 points1 point ago

haha, that's hilarious.

I remember at school, we had a swimming gala. I wasn't in the race but was in the crowd....

Nerdy Kid awaits his race and hottest girl at school waits on diving platform doing all manner of sexy poses as she knew everyone was watching. Nerdy kid suddenly sits down. Hot girl gets out of water after race, this did not help matters. Nerdy kid has to get up for his race. Massive boner engaged (literally was massive...) so in order to hide it he folds his arms and stands like he has a spinal problem.

Everyone in the stands begins laughing... strangely though, it wasn't long after that he had his first girlfriend. :/

[–]punisher1005 0 points1 point ago

Video

[–]rodface 0 points1 point ago

WHYYYYY

[–]stormsmcgee -1 points0 points ago

helicopter penis imgur.com oh, god, why am I clicking this?

[–]TheToasterIncident -1 points0 points ago

implying you could sustain an erection while sprinting

Oldshit.mpeg

[–]JohnofArc 0 points1 point ago

Na, fuck physiology.

[–]Father_Ted_Crilly -1 points0 points ago

OP is a content stealing faggot

[–]KrakenSoul -1 points0 points ago

There has to be some truth to this story...

[–]mp51669 -1 points0 points ago

You should send this story to Hollywood and turn it into an inspiring movie.

[–]Avista -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, 4chan are really humor connoisseurs. Next time I hear them brag about how they invented both the internet and humor, and proceeded to combine the two, I shall think of this and recognize their claim as true.

[–]DossSayss/fit/ -2 points-1 points ago

Honestly let out a tear, until

HELICOPTER MODE: ENGAGED

Went downhill from there.

[–]idosillythings -1 points0 points ago

This is surprisingly like John Oliver's joke oh him running track and having his penis slip out of his shorts.

[–]Donkeyfish -4 points-3 points ago

Long time /r/4chan lurker stepping out to say I laughed

[–]TheJucheisLoose -2 points-1 points ago

What does "Solid Snake" mean as a verb? Like wear a cardboard box?

[–]VeteranKamikaze -2 points-1 points ago

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a boner; winning's winning.

[–]iRoflYourCopter -3 points-2 points ago

Risky click, wasn't sure what to expect.

Slightly disappointed, funny as hell though.

[–]bloed -3 points-2 points ago

Wouldn't the helicopter penis propel him backwards?

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