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"In my job you have many occasions for sex." (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ThaddyG 10 points11 points ago

Garth Marenghi! God dammit I wish Adult Swim would play more of their back catalog sometimes.

[–]PanicPilz 2 points3 points ago

Last night they played an episode of the Boosh at around 3. Wonderful.

[–]Jack92 2 points3 points ago

More of their back catalog? There's only 6 episodes, and 6 episodes of Man to Man with Dean Learner, which is just as funny in my opinion. You get to hear Dean SWEEAR!

[–]ThaddyG 2 points3 points ago

I mean all of the shows they've aired over the years on AS. They have way more series than timeslots so some don't get too much exposure.

[–]GarththeGarth 0 points1 point ago

They're all on youtube.

[–]CocoSavege 24 points25 points ago

Upvote for real vertical.

However - you might get better punch if you tightened the wording. Here's an example, slight rework...

1: Charlie, why don't you have a girlfriend?

2: Don't need one! I have tons of sex at work

3: You work in a cemetery...

EDIT - Better 3?: I thought you worked alone doing night shift at a morgue...

Also, consider better text positioning/potatoshopping. The way you've got it it's a little ambiguous what text goes with what panel, it's awkward, doesn't read well. Better is putting the text on top of the panels. You know, Impact, white text, plus stroke of a few pixels. Since potatoshop. (Can it be done in imgur or quickmeme?)

EDIT - So it appears it's a repost. Well, an ambitious reposter would improve it.

[–]digbus 11 points12 points ago

This is years old, it's not OC.. Someone else has posted it today too and it's almost on front page as we speak..

[–]crumpetcrusher 5 points6 points ago

not his photo, repost, year or 2 old.

[–]dan2737 3 points4 points ago

I'm stealing potatoshopping.

[–]Mithys 2 points3 points ago

This pic is at least a year old...

[–]JP_Morgan 0 points1 point ago

Your rework sucks

[–]Buried_Sleeper 5 points6 points ago

Ah Dark Place...

[–]kernowbysvyken 0 points1 point ago

Maggots.

[–]indyK1ng 1 point2 points ago

Why did you use such a bad jpeg compression rate?

[–]crumpetcrusher 2 points3 points ago

not his photo, repost, year or 2 old.

[–]otakuman 1 point2 points ago

What movie is this, and what was the original dialogue?

[–]Neb3000 5 points6 points ago

It's from a british tv show call Garth Marenghi's Dark Place which is an hilarious parody of shitty 80's sci-fi shows. Think this is the original scene here

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]LnRon 0 points1 point ago

Funerals what better place to find horny women

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

ha ha ha, he fucks corpses.

[–]Ruinedbad 0 points1 point ago

His face gets me every time...

[–]digbus 0 points1 point ago

Repost vs reddit - reposts winning

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