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[–]wakebum87 328 points329 points ago

what you do is eat all the yellow back to back, then the single pink. It'll enhance the flavor of the pink so much, you just may shit your pants at the abrupt change in deliciousness.

[–]WhatIRead 358 points359 points ago

Yellow is great IMO.

I'm not much of a red guy though./

[–]AhhSkeetSkeet 171 points172 points ago

yellow IS great.. and none of my friends like them so i get them all to myself!

fuck red.. pink, you're cool though

[–]joshuagager 39 points40 points ago

No love for orange?

[–]flamingflipflop 68 points69 points ago

NO

[–]gavingavingavin7 4 points5 points ago

It's the color of upvotes... So yes, I do in fact love orange

[–]New_World_Era 7 points8 points ago

Orange is the best!

[–]bhous3 5 points6 points ago

Whenever my friends get candy I subtly encourage them to get starburst because I know I will get all of their yellows!

edit: candy not handy... bit of a Freudian penis right there.

[–]Forceskin 8 points9 points ago

[–]jpropaganda 5 points6 points ago

That's what I'm saying! Yellow for life! Followed by orange then pink. FUCK YOU RED!

[–]wakebum87 25 points26 points ago

they're all great flavors, I don't think I've ever had a starburst I didn't like.

[–]Primiticus 30 points31 points ago

There is no room for your equality in the starburst world, things must have order.

[–]wakebum87 7 points8 points ago

they all do vary in amount of deliciousness, but they are still all delicious.

[–]Primiticus 5 points6 points ago

Fair enough

[–]sjel 15 points16 points ago

omg i thought i was the only one

[–]TheyCallMeStone 75 points76 points ago

The hierarchy goes:

Yellow

Orange

Red

Pink

[–]creepypaste 188 points189 points ago

This must be so embarrassing for you- you got your hierarchy backwards! Awkward!

[–]Dranzogger 69 points70 points ago

Red is soo good.

[–]DrMonkeyLove 24 points25 points ago

Yes, if you love the taste of cough syrup.

[–]Jestoner 4 points5 points ago

Actually I do. And I do like the reds so maybe you're on to something!

[–]Kitchenfire 70 points71 points ago

  • Pink
  • Yellow
  • Orange
  • Red

[–]dickhole_papercut 105 points106 points ago

Pink

Red

Yellow

No Starbursts

Orange

[–]BlazingSpaceGhost 16 points17 points ago

Finally someone got it right.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I disagree with your hierarchy, but including "No Starbusts" in your list was genus.

[–]Sev3n 3 points4 points ago

Pink Red Yellow Orange

Anyone?

[–]neverendingninja 17 points18 points ago

Finally, someone got it right!

[–]That_internet_guy 53 points54 points ago

Actually its:

Pink

Red

Orange

Yellow

[–]Sovietcafe 6 points7 points ago

Congratulations! You're correct.

Also, mixing pink + red = deliciousness.

Also also, does anyone else think all the "tropical" ones taste like shit?

[–]cindreiaishere 18 points19 points ago

Thank you! I had no idea we were surrounded by these freaks.

[–]DocSeward 3 points4 points ago

This guy gets it.

[–]WhoAreTheMoops 4 points5 points ago

thanks this is correct!

[–]ilikeapples2 3 points4 points ago

This guy is doing something right.

[–]zmekus 3 points4 points ago

Thank you! I didn't even know people ordered them differently.

[–]cweb534 5 points6 points ago

The hierarchy actually goes pink, pink , pink, and throw away the rest

[–]amoorefan2 2 points3 points ago

I go Orange, yellow, pink, red...

[–]giraffricanamerican 4 points5 points ago

The only reason I like yellow is because all of the girls back in school would constantly make me eat the yellow ones. I would probably be indifferent about them otherwise.

[–]Jinh0o 1 point2 points ago

some men..want to watch the world burst

[–]TERRIBLE_GAMBLER 415 points416 points ago

Put them all back in the bag, shake up the bag. 50 bucks says the first one you pull out is orange.

[–]0_- 50 points51 points ago

Or perhaps you might as well call him SUBTLE_GENIUS because: he never said how hard you are allowed to shake the bag. Perhaps, if you shake it so hard that it forces all of those colors to combined, it will be a singular gob of orange material. And then who is the fool??? Hahahahah.

[–]Master7432 22 points23 points ago

You do realize that defies the limits of humans, right?

[–]0_- 18 points19 points ago

How so? All you need is a car, enough gas to get down to Lowes, and 10 bucks to bribe the kid in the paint section to shake things up.

[–]Balloons_lol 49 points50 points ago

Usually, bribing kids to shake things up for me results in police involvement.

[–]NoWuffo 73 points74 points ago

Only... One... Pink?? *twitch *twitch

[–]Zigman369 5 points6 points ago

Now it can be all Red/Pink!

That watermelon one. So good.

[–]rickatnight11 142 points143 points ago

Starburst is one of the few candies with a yellow flavor I don't mind. That's because IT'S NOT FUCKING BANANA. Shiver.

[–]spectraline 105 points106 points ago

the banana runts were the best

[–]rickatnight11 26 points27 points ago

I've found opinions on banana runts pretty polar. Either they're disgusting (me) or the best ones of the bunch (you.) I've never found someone that just considers them part of the batch.

[–]akatherder 28 points29 points ago

"best ones of the bunch"

I got my good eye on you.

[–]YouListening 6 points7 points ago

Dude, I would pay for the gumball machine.

[–]d0nu7 6 points7 points ago

I go to candy stores and buy those by the pound... artificial banana flavor is like crack to me.

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 9 points10 points ago

thought that link was going to be of laffy taffy, left disappointed

[–]welltechnically 26 points27 points ago

I would legitimately piss my pants from happiness. Yellow is my absolute favorite, followed closely by orange.

[–]flexible_demeanour 6 points7 points ago

Same here! I would literally pay extra for a bag if it meant that none of those icky pinks made it in.

[–]welltechnically 8 points9 points ago

oh man, for me it's the reds. those things taste like cough medicine. blech.

[–]Sengura 7 points8 points ago

TIL: Different people have different tastes.

[–]Guardianista 9 points10 points ago

Opal Fruits.

[–]MiskaTorn[S] 178 points179 points ago

TIL There are actually people out there who like the yellow starburst!

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 44 points45 points ago

How could people not like the best one? Your statement makes no sense.

[–]YOUR_SHIT_IS_AWFUL 37 points38 points ago

Pink Orange and Red are all top tier flavors; Yellow is trash suited best for incineration.

[–]fruicyjuit 10 points11 points ago

I throw away pink starbursts, steal the yellows from my friends.

[–]YOUR_SHIT_IS_AWFUL 40 points41 points ago

I throw away pink starbursts

throw away pink starbursts

throw away pink

pink

You are the disease within our community.

[–]TheJBW 63 points64 points ago

I don't think you can call anyone who doesn't "people"...

[–]Crim91 62 points63 points ago

Yellow tastes like dickfuck.

[–]AscentofDissent 108 points109 points ago

Real familiar with that taste, are ya?

[–]HungryMoblin 7 points8 points ago

Said the android.

[–]Kon_Ken000 7 points8 points ago

This entire post and all it's comments make my mouth water...

[–]niamhish 77 points78 points ago

Yellow are my favorite.

nom

[–]Nbord 730 points731 points ago

The awesome kind would, that's for sure. Yellow is the best kind.

[–]PhotoGladiator 257 points258 points ago

Followed by pink.

[–]jstock23 99 points100 points ago

Both are so refreshing!

[–]FaroutIGE 56 points57 points ago

Ambivalence. While I'm thrilled to see I'm not alone in loving Yellow first, Pink second, I've really come to enjoy the secondhand fortune that stems from popular contempt for them. STOP LOVING MY FLAVORS NAO!

[–]aaarrrggh 85 points86 points ago

Fuck you red is better

[–]raging_asshole[!] 59 points60 points ago

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.

[–]AcesCharles2 34 points35 points ago

Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.

[–]BonerMalone 8 points9 points ago

Stop looking at me swan!

[–]BLVD 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure you have a big day planned, filled with invisible penguins and jackoff magazines.

[–]poke-alex 16 points17 points ago

'Fuck You Red' sounds like it should be a paint swatch colour.

[–]IronicFrenchMustache 20 points21 points ago

fuck you red is actually a popular wall color for motels in my area

[–]fusebox13 12 points13 points ago

Which is why a half yellow, half pink Starburst needs to exist.

[–]BlackestNight21 14 points15 points ago

Try a knife.

[–]MobRule1997 51 points52 points ago

Why would I eat a knife?

[–]BlackestNight21 3 points4 points ago

Because you're a finalist for the next Darwin Award

[–]Menospan 6 points7 points ago

We can rebuild him, we have the technology

http://www.instructables.com/id/Gummi-Bear-Surgery/

[–]oneoneoneoneone 11 points12 points ago

Followed by red, seriously, I would probably pay more for this bag.

[–]Sengura 6 points7 points ago

I don't usually like cherry flavored candy (reminds me of cough syrups) but Starburst make the best cherry flavor out there!

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 34 points35 points ago

I did not know that I liked yellow the most until I was 19.

One day I realized that the lemon starburst pwns the other flavors in the face to death.

[–]Sneer_Nevins 92 points93 points ago

pwns

Are you sure you're older than 19?

[–]bloodyabortiondouche 38 points39 points ago

Kids don't even use pwns anymore old man. Would you think that I was young for using the word "groovy"?

[–]star_witness 17 points18 points ago

I can dig it.

[–]Matthias21 5 points6 points ago

Because you're a jive ass sucka.

[–]rickthecabbie 2 points3 points ago

Word!

[–]o0DrWurm0o 26 points27 points ago

You seem confused. Luckily, I made this handy rageface guide to Starburst flavors.

[–]d0nu7 22 points23 points ago

I feel like if you and I shared starbursts we would never argue over who took all the reds.

[–]Hambone4097 13 points14 points ago

While I disagree with the order of the flavors on top this is well executed. Good work, son.

[–]empyreanmax 3 points4 points ago

Fuck you, yellow/orange is god tier, tier of the year all years.

[–]Nbord 2 points3 points ago

Ha. Thanks; replied.

[–]dirtymoney 3 points4 points ago

no, pink & red are.

[–]marimbaguy715 6 points7 points ago

Agreed, Yellow is awesome. Yellow>Red>Orange>Pink

[–]fruicyjuit 3 points4 points ago

Exactly! That's the exact order. Red and orange can be interchangeable but red is better than orange in my opinion.

[–]Campfire_Ghost 4 points5 points ago

Wrong,red is the best.

[–]sadrius 5 points6 points ago

Someone who wanted to save up for a lemon party.

[–]turnleftdale 27 points28 points ago

Lemon is the best flavor.

[–]MBannon2020 15 points16 points ago

I fucking love the yellow ones.

[–]stanfan114 41 points42 points ago

Someone who bought three bags and picked out the yellow ones, made it look like they cam from the same bag, took a picture, hosted it online then posted it to Reddit? In other words... you.

[–]Julio3094 9 points10 points ago

This conmment is sponsored by /r/KarmaConspiracy.

[–]sweetjamsman 13 points14 points ago

The pic looks like it was taken on a plane. Your foil hat must be covering your entire head by now.

[–]Pit_ 11 points12 points ago

Working with the assumption that the flavors are distributed with equal probability, the probability of having 39 or more of one color is roughly

24(.2539)(.752) + 8(.2540) + 4(.2541)

You have a better chance winning the lottery 10 times in a row.

[–]turlian 13 points14 points ago

Seriously! One pink is FAR TOO MANY.

[–]samanthalynn-s 17 points18 points ago

I would have been livid. Where the fuck are the orange ones?

[–]Vanetia 12 points13 points ago

Thank you! I was starting to think I was the weird one because so many people were ragging on orange. You are an island of sanity in a sea of crazy, my friend.

[–]samanthalynn-s 6 points7 points ago

Did we just become best friends?

[–]Vanetia 6 points7 points ago

Yep!

[–]timmy3369 5 points6 points ago

jackpot!

[–]SaebraK 2 points3 points ago

That is disgusting!

[–]WetCottonCandy 2 points3 points ago

The yellows had to go somewhere.

[–]deja8847 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't have left any strawberry.

[–]m0llusk 2 points3 points ago

The machines have started their rebellion.

[–]beetledriver 2 points3 points ago

That bag came out a real lemon. You wouldnt happen to be a redhead named Brian?

[–]tezzet 2 points3 points ago

[–]santanabanana 2 points3 points ago

Yellow is the BEST :D

[–]cefriano 8 points9 points ago

I have to admit, if I worked at a Starburst factory and was in charge of filling the bags, I would do this every once in a while just to fuck with people.

[–]Athene_Wins 3 points4 points ago

lemon ones are tasty too

[–]CallMeD3 4 points5 points ago

yellow is best >:(

[–]jinklmun 3 points4 points ago

I... like the lemon ones.

[–]Spurnem 2 points3 points ago

Are you kidding?

The yellow ones are best.

[–]Jiffroy_de_Vigeois 7 points8 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]timmy3369 8 points9 points ago

some just want to eat yellows

[–]Buscat 1 point2 points ago

A machine that produces pseudo-food, no doubt.

[–]lisababy 1 point2 points ago

LMFAO! this is amazing

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago

Skynet.

[–]QuiteBoringName 1 point2 points ago

To be fair the packet gives a pretty accurate portrayal of the contents.

[–]Redditaccount512 1 point2 points ago

I hate Coldplay and now I can't think of anything else.

[–]Alltra 1 point2 points ago

anyone else mash all 4 flavors together and eat one giant starburst taco?

[–]eagrnnr 1 point2 points ago

Jesus... I feel your pain... Bastards...

[–]Iret_123 1 point2 points ago

Mutiny

[–]BlackLabelNo7 1 point2 points ago

I once put Reese's Pieces in a bowl full of Skittles. Hilarity ensued.

[–]wanderer11 1 point2 points ago

I'm not big on starburst, but I love dots. Dots have the exact same red-headed step child as starburst, but instead of lemon its lime.

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

Oh, I'd complain to the manufacturer and demand a replacement.

[–]ElevenReds 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the real world kid

[–]NoizeUK 1 point2 points ago

Yellow and Green OPAL FRUITS give me tongue ulcers.

[–]Miseducated 1 point2 points ago

We don't even have yellow or pink Starbursts where I'm from. Orange, green, purple and red are our selection.

[–]RadioactiveHam 1 point2 points ago

The Fuck? In the UK we have Strawberry, Lime, Orange and Blackcurrant/whatever the purple one is. I loved lemon and it disappered when they switched from Opalfruits to Starburst :(

[–]Upsidedowndog 1 point2 points ago

yellow is the shit!

[–]CookiesandCandy 1 point2 points ago

Trash the red, turn half the yellow into the pink, and baby you've got some deliciousness going.

[–]nuklearchurch 1 point2 points ago

It seems you hit the jackpot to me

[–]methoxeta 1 point2 points ago

A very. very nice person.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 1 point2 points ago

More importantly, why does a company continue to make a flavor that is so vehemently hated by its target market?

[–]Nathan561 1 point2 points ago

What wrong with Yellow? Yellow, Pink, Orange are the best in that order. sometimes the red(jolly ranchers also) taste like medicine.

[–]idrathernaut 1 point2 points ago

complain to whatever company makes starburst (politely, obviously). they'll likely apologize and send you a coupon. it's a "quality control" issue, they don't want stuff like that happening either.

[–]Kevlar_socks 1 point2 points ago

What kind of person? Good Guy Greg

[–]TomMaxwell 1 point2 points ago

But...but, I like the yellow ones!

[–]belenbutt 1 point2 points ago

My favorite is yellow :l

[–]pitmeo 1 point2 points ago

Yellow is the best one... I don't see a problem here

[–]aboothemonkey 1 point2 points ago

Yellow is my favorite!!

[–]feedingmydreams 1 point2 points ago

I know right. Who still buys just the original Starburst?

We're not in the 90s anymore.

[–]Wubbledaddy 1 point2 points ago

RED>PINK>TRASH>ORANGE>LEMON

[–]allthePeoplesay 1 point2 points ago

I love yellow!

[–]Bebinn 1 point2 points ago

i would call up the company and complain about it. you'd probably get a free bag out of it. sometimes get coupons when you do that.

[–]jdaltgang 1 point2 points ago

Red Pink Yellow Orange

[–]jammz 1 point2 points ago

I like that kind because they taste the way that Pledge smells. I can finally eat Pledge.

[–]MondoBuck 1 point2 points ago

If you don't like yellow starburst, fuck you.

[–]TrusPA 1 point2 points ago

What kind of mad man would leave all those delicious yellows?

[–]rightsidejane 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck, that is my dream bag!!

[–]Jrodicon 1 point2 points ago

red is the worst, Yellow is second best behind pink so my reaction to this would be 'Not bad'.

[–]LaughThink 1 point2 points ago

That's too much yellow 5 for one person.

[–]AkitheFrivolicious 1 point2 points ago

Unless you're like me, who likes yellow more than any other flavor.

Hurr.

[–]Captain_Vegetable 1 point2 points ago

Eat red, give the rest to stoners. They'll eat anything.

[–]Confuzet 1 point2 points ago

Write..star..burst? on a bag of fruittella? What's going on here.

[–]Darth_Hobbes 1 point2 points ago

I propose the Reddit hereby be split into two websites, one preferring pink and one preferring yellow. Those in favor of other flavors shall be executed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The yellow ones are my FAVORITE! I would be in heaven if I got that bag!

[–]littlebombadil 1 point2 points ago

I love when my friends hate the yellow one - it means more for me! Honestly though, thanks Reddit, it's comforting to know I'm not the only weirdo who loves yellow!

[–]cA05GfJ2K6 1 point2 points ago

I love yellow. Y'all can fuck right off

[–]czarchastic 1 point2 points ago

The same kind of sick person that would collect all the yellows over 10 bags and then post it on reddit pretending it all came from one bag.

[–]littlebugaboo12 1 point2 points ago

The yellow ones are the BEST! Send them all to me, I will trade you for the red ones I don't eat. They taste like cough medicine.

[–]suace 1 point2 points ago

Lemon is my favorite!

It's like you won the lottery.

[–]crime_fighter 1 point2 points ago

I love yellow. That's what dream bags are made of.

[–]joedobbyn 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, a saint? Yellow, much like O'Doyle, rules!

[–]gltovar 1 point2 points ago

only option is to make a grenade that runs on lemon starbursts

[–]ctoombs 1 point2 points ago

YELLOW!

[–]GrillinChamp 1 point2 points ago

I would kill for that pack of starburst. I will mail you all my reds if you mail me the yellows.

[–]golfinator 1 point2 points ago

a diabetic, that's who.

[–]ch00d 1 point2 points ago

Yellow is amazing...

[–]somegaychick 1 point2 points ago

At least there's no oranges. Fuck that flavor. Orange is always the worst.

[–]DrDeath666 1 point2 points ago

uh, Lemon is the fucking BEST. This is awesome.

[–]Wiiansym 1 point2 points ago

Yellow is my favorite. That's my dream pack.

[–]heyjack7 1 point2 points ago

Sugus!!

[–]SnarfitySnarf 1 point2 points ago

dude yellow the best i would love that

[–]jolt2496 1 point2 points ago

But.. I like the lemon ones...

[–]Mumpsterpwnch 1 point2 points ago

I only like the lemon ones. We should share a pack!

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

I fuckin' love the lemon ones.

[–]we_got_this 1 point2 points ago

Half pink, half yellow. That's my joint. Game over.

[–]nme91 1 point2 points ago

Represent yellow, yo

[–]princessacorn 1 point2 points ago

Oh man send them to me! I love yellow :)

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

"You know what I hate more than anything else in the world, Phil?"

"What is that Mike?"

"I hate yellow starburst. I hate them so goddamn much I would sacrifice my first born to stop their production."

"OH... ooo... wow."

"What is it Phil?"

"Just... just don't look on the table behind you."

"...I'm going to kill a motherfucker today."

[–]EasyTiger20 1 point2 points ago

At least its not....shudder orange....

I actually like the lemon ones.

[–]Numlocks 1 point2 points ago

Yellow is awesome. Shut your fat face.

[–]Elquinis 1 point2 points ago

I'm a fan of the lemon ones... but that might be a bit much in a bag.

[–]Celti 1 point2 points ago

Lemon is the best. You are a lucky man.