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[–]bobderiemacker 81 points82 points ago

very simple request, but here ya go! :) let me know if you want anything changed.

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] -1 points0 points ago

Yay! Thanks. Can you take it a step further and adjust the words so they are larger?

If you think you can make it better feel free to, just keep it simple though. TY.

[–]bobderiemacker 85 points86 points ago

No problem! the original image was pretty small, so in order to get clean font, I retyped it. I used standard Arial font, but could change it if you had a particular font style wanted.

[–]Evan12203 2 points3 points ago

Hey, not to be obnoxious, but there's a typo in this one. It says "he does not enjoy the present of the future." Should be 'or.' Not a big deal, just pointing it out.

Edit: Same with the one you posted below this haha.

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nice. Not bigger font, well maybe a smig, but perhaps spread out a bit more horizontally? Please :)

So it's about even with the top of his head

[–]bobderiemacker 133 points134 points ago

[–]uhuru1319 19 points20 points ago

you deserve more upvotes for this haha

[–]Oompaloompa34 8 points9 points ago

It says "present of the future" instead of "present or the future". Just a heads up I'm in no way trying to criticize your kindness.

[–]alaub1491 2 points3 points ago

You are a boss.

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] 3 points4 points ago

Yes, yes. Thanks much!

[–]GC_Fyah 20 points21 points ago

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, Thanks

[–]TyTweeder 19 points20 points ago

[–]NeoHumpty 31 points32 points ago

You lazy fucker.

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] 16 points17 points ago

Guilty

[–]Lansclowne 3 points4 points ago

Notmyrulname_ is busy living life, man.

[–]Never-Nude-Prude 9 points10 points ago

[–]sam_borin 2 points3 points ago

It's actually free rein.

[–]Never-Nude-Prude 2 points3 points ago

Bullshit. OP Clearly gave me free reign. I'll take kingship over a harness any day.

[–]raindogmx 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry to rain on your parade but that's not an actual quote by the Dalai Lama and it also doesn't sound like something he would say.

I'm too lazy to find more sources than this, but if you do some research you'll find more.

[–]monkey3 1 point2 points ago

Sounds more like The Phoenix from Mystery Men.

[–]raindogmx 0 points1 point ago

That was some real practical wisdom.

[–]smilingkevin 0 points1 point ago

It was almost certainly George Carlin instead. I saw it on Facebook.

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] 0 points1 point ago

Dang...well I still like the saying. Anyone want to turn the person who actually said the quote, plus the quote itself into a wallpaper? :)

[–]kempkes 20 points21 points ago

[–]Evan12203 6 points7 points ago

But, but.... you didn't make it bigger!

Here we are.

[–]PartyPenguin 3 points4 points ago

[–]blamenixon 0 points1 point ago

pool's closed.

[–]RavenMFD 3 points4 points ago

For the record, the Dalai Lama never said this.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dalai_Lama#Misattributed

[–]AdminWhore -1 points0 points ago

[–]RavenMFD 0 points1 point ago

No, that one is legit :P

[–]cattail 11 points12 points ago

How's this?

[–]iFoxyFox 1 point2 points ago

that is some real fucking skill right there.

[–]FlowahPowah 1 point2 points ago

The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.

-Abraham Lincoln

[–]jstock23 1 point2 points ago

How nice of you to bequeath you're not original text, but you should know that that quote wasn't his. Then internet told me some time ago.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

Isn't Man Humanity?

[–]Evan12203 1 point2 points ago

Nope, he means just the dudes.

[–]Notmyrulname_[S] 0 points1 point ago

Edit: Please upvote those who contributed to making the wallpaper. I'm simply lazy.

Thank you bobderiemacker and GC_Fyah for the wallpapers.