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[–]raging_asshole 136 points137 points ago

Hey, I don't care if you're the most meat-eatingest carnivore that ever chewed flesh, hummus is fucking delicious.

[–]o0DrWurm0o 35 points36 points ago

Especially when it's lining a pita wrapped around a pound of chopped lamb meat.

[–]greenash4 11 points12 points ago

Actually, best thing I've ever eaten was left-over steak, cut up and heated up on a skillet, then put in a pita with hummus.

[–]willymo 5 points6 points ago

I eat this pretty much every day. Except it's not left-over, and with sauted onions, tomatoes, a long thin dill pickle, and a side of Greek salad when it's warm out or lentil soup when it's cold.

Although, sometimes I'll just eat soup and salad. Because you know... fat and stuff.

The only food that never gets old for me.

[–]heyitsjazzy 1 point2 points ago

Damn that sounds good.

[–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

It's usually pretty damn good. But it also depends on the particular piece of meat, and how fresh the veggies are. During the summer, sometimes I just get a bunch of tomatoes, garlic, salt, and hummus. Good stuff... now I'm hungry again.

[–]heyitsjazzy 0 points1 point ago

I'm hungry now too. ha

[–]absolute_panic 5 points6 points ago

Mmm...hummus...with blue corn chips from Trader Joe's...

[–]Tehdude43 2 points3 points ago

Greatest snack ever

[–]BackwardsAdvice 2 points3 points ago

For a raging asshole, I'm a tad suspicious as to how you rate your dips.

[–]SretsIsWorking 0 points1 point ago

Well, not only is it delicious, it can also be quite cool and smoothing when applied liberally.
And now I'm thinking of the only funny part of Date Movie. Hummus fixes everything.

[–]kowfire32 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for use of "meat-eatingest"

[–]anicetos 0 points1 point ago

Cilantro jalapeno hummus from Pita Jungle is the greatest appetizer ever. I usually have no room left in my stomach when my food arrives.

[–]Athene_Wins 60 points61 points ago

:( this comic makes me feel bad for the dino

[–]Farkeman 21 points22 points ago

I want to hug him !

[–]lubmuhkitteh 14 points15 points ago

i want to kill him with a spear, cut his flesh and devour the meat within.

[–]cuddlep00p 8 points9 points ago

That's the spirit!

[–]Roxxer 5 points6 points ago

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh even more seeing as that comment's from someone with the username "lubmuhkitteh"

[–]HuntStuffs 3 points4 points ago

I felt bad too, was wondering of anyone else felt bad. I hope they are his friends just giving him a hard time!

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

He brought them hummus <:'[... Then they're mean to him! I hope they're just kidding too

[–]seanpque 2 points3 points ago

Don't feel bad for him! They certainly killed him.

Feel bad for his family, children...and the variable-rate cave mortgage he left them to shoulder without any substantial income.

[–]adawg58 1 point2 points ago

You should show him the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaimzzzzzzz

[–]jgosche -3 points-2 points ago

They left out the part where he went on a pretentious rant about how eating meat is the worst thing a dinosaurs can do, don't feel too bad for him.

[–]cleeb 18 points19 points ago

Source: http://gemmacorrell.tumblr.com/post/9840342303/who-invited-the-herbivore (I purchased the original sketch of this).

[–]ryder77 29 points30 points ago

I can just imagine that even though he is pretty big that he has such a tiny voice that you can't hear over a small crowd.

[–]Flying_Burrito 7 points8 points ago

I imagined him as sounding like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

[–]Skylarity 1 point2 points ago

Yuss.

[–]boss413 6 points7 points ago

Technically he brought hummus and steak. And skin. And soul food.

They're going to eat him, is what I'm trying to say here.

[–]Ginganinja888 5 points6 points ago

Right in the feels.

[–]AppleEnthusiast -2 points-1 points ago

you do NOT want to know what happened to the girl who played Ducky in Land before time.

[–]Ginganinja888 -2 points-1 points ago

Already know the details, over it.

[–]WhatIRead 6 points7 points ago

What you don't realize is that in panel 2, they all say

"OH SHIT. I LOVE HUMMUS. YEAAAAH." and then they party all night and they have such a good time they golf on weekends.

[–]dudemansam4189 7 points8 points ago

[–]mandykg 1 point2 points ago

I live with a veggie. This explains how I feel.

[–]RaptorProof 1 point2 points ago

I am a veggie. It explains how I feel, too.

[–]squeeeeenis 1 point2 points ago

As a vegi'turian I found this exceptionally hilarious.

[–]DeSaad 4 points5 points ago

Hummus? STEP RIGHT HERE, MY GOOD MAN! Hummus is the best thing to dip chunks of meat in!

[–]DavidLee_RMNB -5 points-4 points ago

I agree

[–]veggiebrooke 1 point2 points ago

As a vegan this made me laugh. I am always the person bringing delicious hummus to barbecues.

[–]Joeyfingis 4 points5 points ago

Hopefully he's not gluten free too. Gluten free beer sucks.

[–]apullin 1 point2 points ago

vegan, gluten free, raw food, fruitarian

[–]Krutonman 1 point2 points ago

But hard cider is delicious

[–]fuckmyarse 1 point2 points ago

i am gluten free and drink wine ;) way better than beer anyway, cheaper, less filling and no hangovers!! (for me anyway)

[–]c3llist9 1 point2 points ago

Wine is the best.

[–]yxing 0 points1 point ago

carbonated soy sauce

[–]BusinessCasualty -2 points-1 points ago

I only know grist for gluten free beers, never tried it. My assumption they are crap was correct?

[–]rawrgs 1 point2 points ago

The hummus comment really sells this.

[–]12288 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me at a grill get together. I didn't know what BYOM meant.

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

Dude... who the hell turns down hummus?

[–]dragonflie123 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, I've been through this several times, and I always bring the hummus.

[–]zsakuL 0 points1 point ago

No problem, invite him onto the tanning bed.

[–]Pizzly_bear 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I feel like this....womp womp

[–]whendidieatcorn 0 points1 point ago

Hummus is Latin for human. Touché.

[–]rutterkin 0 points1 point ago

And then they ate him.

[–]psnotsure 0 points1 point ago

They're acting disgusted that he brought hummus? How dare they!?

[–]seahorseparty 0 points1 point ago

I want a shirt that just has the herbivore guy on it, so there's no context. I really like his spindly legs.

[–]charliethesloth 0 points1 point ago

This is so cute.

[–]macadactyl 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey it's this one again.

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

So, what, we're just posting Threadless T-shirt designs to Reddit now?

[–]ibanez5150 0 points1 point ago

How do you spot an herbivore at a dinner party?

Flat teeth and cheek pouches.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I scanned the comic to quickly and read it as "Who invented the herbivore", made for a confusing giggle.

[–]Cbeckwith411 0 points1 point ago

Why don't we call vegetarians herbivores?

[–]aennil 2 points3 points ago

Firstly, because herbivores are physiologically and anatomically adapted to only eat plant-based foods- vegetarians are still humans and thus omnivores.

Secondly, because vegetarians tend to be of the lacto-ovo variety where they don't just choose to eat plant based food. It'd make more sense to call vegans herbivores.

[–]Chocopuffs-chogall 0 points1 point ago

...but I love hummus

[–]ketostarcraft -1 points0 points ago

Those Reposters I tell ya...

[–]jillyboooty -3 points-2 points ago

This would make more sense if it were backwards with veggie-dino speaking first and meat-dinos responding.

[–]apullin -1 points0 points ago

Hummus on a burger can be really good, especially if it's the garlic or spicy kind.

[–]TheComposer -1 points0 points ago

This comic made with roar with laughter.

[–]Trip_McNeely -1 points0 points ago

I think this would've been funnier if the brontosaurus saying he brought the hummus was the only dialogue.

[–]meepy12345 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sad now...

[–]sincerely_me -4 points-3 points ago

He probably talks about how he's a herbivore all the time, too...

[–]TalekAetem -2 points-1 points ago

Hummusssssssss

[–]caketimenow -2 points-1 points ago

I read that as I brought humans. I was very confused.

[–]ArthBH -2 points-1 points ago

Thing is, if he's a herbivore and they're carnivores, why isn't he on the BBQ?