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[–]rainydays2020 7 points8 points ago

It seems to me that the world fits perfectly into a rooster.

[–]DUbro 1 point2 points ago

I believe the correct term is Checkmatheists.

[–]Not_Me_But_A_Friend 12 points13 points ago

[–]Biebal 5 points6 points ago

Looks like a giant cock to me!

[–]saroj7878 1 point2 points ago

We all are, my friend.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 1 point2 points ago

Even me

[–]lolo_2000 8 points9 points ago

Chickmate?

[–]dogs_are_best 17 points18 points ago

[–]RonnieEarmilk 15 points16 points ago

This was posted, along with several other variations, AND made the front page, not even two weeks ago. And even then it was nothing new.

[–]ENTertain_Me 3 points4 points ago

First time I've seen it. And many others. One thing you and everyone else needs to understand is that if you're on the Internet, regardless of the site, things are going to repeat. Again, and again, AND AGAIN.

TL;DR: Reposts HAPPEN, and always will, just move on.

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

Yawn.

[–]WimzicalStranger 2 points3 points ago

Where's Antarctica?

[–]Crumpetron 0 points1 point ago

Just head south

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[–]mastapuby 1 point2 points ago

I think that's Greenland?

[–]arcanooito 2 points3 points ago

Because this!

[–]nowsouless 2 points3 points ago

"what if God turns out to be a giant chicken" calvin was right!

[–]TheEmbernova 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I had to back and read my Calvin and Hobbes book after seeing this.

I love you, man.

[–]nowsouless 0 points1 point ago

I love you too

[–]deathbytray 1 point2 points ago

The land masses don't actually look like that... I believe this is mercator projection representation of the land masses.

[–]Brokofiev 1 point2 points ago

lol Greenland is the chicken's ass.

[–]giandonko 5 points6 points ago

God is to Earth as Girlfriend is to me. God's not real...

[–]SwearWords 3 points4 points ago

That's r/atheism logic right there.

[–]lryuzakilawliet 3 points4 points ago

You know how there's a porno of everything that exists in the universe.

Have you ever seen a porno of god?

Checkmate religion.

[–]XdannyX 0 points1 point ago

This makes more sense than any other argument I've ever heard against religion. Thank you You cleared my life of doubt (no sarcasm)

[–]lryuzakilawliet 0 points1 point ago

Glad to help :) ahaha

[–]XdannyX 1 point2 points ago

But to be honest.. Now I really want to see that.. Imagine: hot naked girl on bed... Bright light shines in.. Then bam.. God comes in.. Cue sexy music.. The whole time he's yelling Praise the lord!! Praise the lord!!! Dirty lines like Do you feel me inside you? Want to be touched by the lord?

[–]lryuzakilawliet 1 point2 points ago

ahahahaha omg maybe now someone will do it. I'll lose my argument but damn would the hilarity the would ensue be worth it :D

[–]XdannyX 0 points1 point ago

Amen to that

[–]Slippyy 1 point2 points ago

YOU CANT PROVE THAT!

[–]mamajamerson 2 points3 points ago

Made me laugh. And that's really all that matters.

[–]Captain_Bacon -1 points0 points ago

[–]ridetheunicornwaiver 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

It's significantly less impressive when you consider that the continents aren't to scale with one another.

[–]publius4 0 points1 point ago

If you moved the landmasses around enough you could probably make just about any shape.

[–]holy_handgrenade125 0 points1 point ago

This also answers the age old question "which came first? The chicken, or the egg!?" obviously the chicken!

[–]haplovssandrax 0 points1 point ago

velociraptor?

[–]Marshmelow6 0 points1 point ago

Where'd the chicken come from then? Not so smart now, are you?

[–]mericafukyeah 0 points1 point ago

god is a chicken? the chicken came before the egg? It finally all makes sense

[–]zodiark_angel 1 point2 points ago

what a sec... maybe the earth is an egg!

[–]WerewolfOfShadows 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, this has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. The longer I look at it, the harder I laugh.

[–]jaus 0 points1 point ago

sooo... the chicken came first?

[–]ABlindAssassin -1 points0 points ago

How did someone actually come up with that??? I tip my hat to that man

[–]guitarman2012 0 points1 point ago

Australia... The brain of it all.

[–]szchm 0 points1 point ago

We're really, really not.

[–]LeT-rex 0 points1 point ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[–]veedubbin86 0 points1 point ago

Because you're all a bunch of Cocks!

[–]chinthulhu 0 points1 point ago

I like chicken.

[–]Wingmeister 0 points1 point ago

Good to see Australia is the brains of the outfit at the top

[–]kungfupanda99 0 points1 point ago

attempt to post that in atheism

[–]tofin8r 0 points1 point ago

I'll tell r/atheism that it's time to pack it in

[–]skilledpringle 0 points1 point ago

hmmmm... maybe gods a chicken?

[–]ChristopherNP 0 points1 point ago

why would god want to make the continents form a chicken when rearranged

[–]Guanren 0 points1 point ago

All hail the Lord's prophet Mercator.

[–]EnhancementShaman 0 points1 point ago

perfectly with a whole lot of gaps

[–]markman71122 0 points1 point ago

I cant stop not laughing!

[–]MKSLAYER97 -1 points0 points ago

This has been posted enough on r/atheism, I don't need to see it here too.

[–]TrLOLvis 2 points3 points ago

Second.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

Nobody cares.

[–]G59 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck, you just converted me.

[–]Akzuke 0 points1 point ago

Antarctica must be the promised land!

[–]somerandomguy1232 0 points1 point ago

So the chicken did come before the egg

[–]blockblock 0 points1 point ago

*Rooster.

[–]DaFcuk -1 points0 points ago

What came first, the chicken or the earth?

[–]tcallanan87 -3 points-2 points ago

Because that is a turkey.

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[–]Alex_S_Harris 5 points6 points ago

*ignorance :P

[–]Xetanees -2 points-1 points ago

By analyzing this picture for possibly an eternity, I have concluded there are TWO North Americas. One is near the foot and the other by the neck. So really, this is just Check and I moved my King.

[–]Xetanees 0 points1 point ago

To the people who down voted me. How do you know the one by the foot is distorted. It looks more like a reverse NM than an Antarctica.

[–]Mail_Man_Butters -3 points-2 points ago

Ha! He said cock.

[–]Jeof -3 points-2 points ago

Where is Hawaii?

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[–]NJDevils30 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you should educate yourself on the topic of humor.

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[–]TheEmbernova 0 points1 point ago

Wooosh