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[–]BrittanyRenegade 8 points9 points ago

Two hooked hands a raging boner and no one to waive anchor?

[–]juliejuju 36 points37 points ago

I have seen this post many times before. I myself think Kiera is stunning, exactly as she it.

[–]tolstoyleo 16 points17 points ago

It is a very attractive specimen.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 9 points10 points ago

She was so attractive in that movie it hurt.

[–]DudeWithTheNose 0 points1 point ago

i'm sure it would hurt to dip your balls in her.

[–]Valader 7 points8 points ago

not spoiling the joke in the headline have an upvote_^

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

^_^

FTFY

also, people shouldn't get upvotes just because they didn't break any rules.

[–]danish_hole 0 points1 point ago

That's actually exactly why you should get votes. Not because you don't agree with said person, but because he followed the rules.

[–]AriBBCP 6 points7 points ago

posts on /r/funny should get upvotes for being funny, and removed for not following the rules. unfunny content should be downvoted, as it's in the wrong subreddit.

[–]nefigah 2 points3 points ago

Orlando Bloom's mustache makes me want to punch him

[–]MoontheLoon 3 points4 points ago

I love this repost!

[–]Xetanees 0 points1 point ago

I'm paying attention to the fact that Kiera is a wizard. Boat to land. IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]chewy7979 0 points1 point ago

Never got the attraction of her in this movie. Orlando and her have the same body type I think. Sharp knees and all.

[–]CaptainKingChampion -3 points-2 points ago

You are correct.

[–]scrubbie19 0 points1 point ago

She looked pretty good in these movies. A little more filled out and almost athletic. Sometimes she does look a little too boney, but I'm sure she has to maintain that kind of body type for modeling.

[–]snotsnot 0 points1 point ago

I was actually thinking something along those lines when I saw that movie... and I even like skinny bitches. (But not that skinny!)

[–]vicaphit 0 points1 point ago

She may have a sunken chest and no booty, but I wouldn't hesitate to jump on her if I were invited to.

[–]clamdever -2 points-1 points ago

sunken chest with no booty

Sounds like Kiera to me.

[–]maartenk1990 -2 points-1 points ago

Go back to 9gag were reposters belong.

[–]graphicspro -1 points0 points ago

I'm going to use the excuse that I'm sick (I really am) for not getting this joke. Is there anyone that can explain it to me?

[–]Norwegian__Blue 1 point2 points ago

Keira Knightly (sp?) has a very svelte frame. So she has small breasts and a small butt. Aka, "sunken chest with no booty"

[–]graphicspro 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for saying it in a way I could easily understand!

[–]theyseemetrollin101 2 points3 points ago

I still think she is damn hot

[–]barnitosupreme69 -1 points0 points ago

its funny because her tits are small.

[–]paulseagull -2 points-1 points ago

perf.