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[–]so_carelessly_here 83 points84 points ago

Yup. That was definitely creepy. Yup, yup, yup.

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 5 points6 points ago

[–]so_carelessly_here 77 points78 points ago

My next what?

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 28 points29 points ago

[–]Metamorphism 38 points39 points ago

[–]Sixtythree63 12 points13 points ago

I laughed then I realized that the orangutan was sick.

[–]memeaddictedchick 1 point2 points ago

Did you think he was just Chillin with tubes in his nose? Lol

[–]Gel_Mibson 1 point2 points ago

Could have been at an oxygen bar. Orangutan's love that shit.

[–]timtheinchanter 22 points23 points ago

Welp, back to work it is.

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 0 points1 point ago

[–]MestR 0 points1 point ago

This is a gif right? :S

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 1 point2 points ago

jpeg.gif is fun to trick people with.

[–]DrAEnigmatic 0 points1 point ago

Oh so the boy in Limbo DID find his sister...

[–]Steams 0 points1 point ago

Im not even gonna click this one

[–]Hoobleton 1 point2 points ago

Why is that a subreddit? And name?

[–]Esc4p3 -1 points0 points ago

timtheinchanter

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

And that's the best you got?

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ that was not very scary

[–]AdamTheNiukka 15 points16 points ago

That was horrible. I am not very fond of you.

[–]Harkinian94 5 points6 points ago

I'm actually sitting in a dark room right now... Thanks for the nightmares

[–]ladymeekleopard 3 points4 points ago

Hell no. Saw the face and instantly clicked back.

[–]sargent610 1 point2 points ago

this is one of those times i thank god that he invented the razor deathadder page nav buttons on the side

[–]Apollo64 1 point2 points ago

Don't do that.

[–]SilverAg11 1 point2 points ago

WHY?

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

Well I laughed my ass off, thank you sir :)

[–]FaithSkirata 1 point2 points ago

OH SWEET SLIMEY SMOOZE IT'S A GIF NOPENOPENOPE!!

[–]litewo 30 points31 points ago

I never realized how creepy Ewoks were.

[–]Eleos 8 points9 points ago

So... much... narm...

[WARNING: TV Tropes Link. Enter at your own risk.]

[–]Pete_on_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

Damn you, put a TVTropes tag on that. I just wasted an hour and a half on the Star Wars narm page.

[–]Ghili 0 points1 point ago

See you in a week.

[–]robbie9000 0 points1 point ago

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

[–]fepfive 128 points129 points ago

[–]memeaddictedchick -1 points0 points ago

I read that as "prepare your. Anus."

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points ago

[–]FuZZy99 11 points12 points ago

ಠ_ಠ idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

[–]lycao 0 points1 point ago

Tears of laughter when I read this.

[–]Peanuts4MePlz -3 points-2 points ago

Where... The fuck... Is this from..? O_O

[–]blerpydo 1 point2 points ago

Battle for endor. I used to watch this alllllll the freakin time when I was a little girl.

[–]memeaddictedchick -2 points-1 points ago

Really? Star wars. Lol

[–]FaithSkirata 1 point2 points ago

It's not from any of the core movies, in case anyone is confused. I don't know about you guys, But I never saw any little blonde girls in RotJ. According to another comment, it's from "Battle for Endor".

[–]Peanuts4MePlz 0 points1 point ago

Are you telling me that I'm looking at an ewok..?

[–]memeaddictedchick -1 points0 points ago

Yes..if you know what it is, why did you ask what its from? Lol

[–]Hallc -1 points0 points ago

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

[–]listentobillyzane 9 points10 points ago

Anti-Hoverhand

[–]Bumblebree 9 points10 points ago

My husband does that whenever he puts his arm around my shoulders. It's irritating. :/

[–]TrollyMcTrollster 6 points7 points ago

Literally irritating, because your arm ends up all red.

[–]AvianMinded 2 points3 points ago

I thought my boyfriend was the only one... Nowadays I just pinch him when he does it.

[–]s0m3f00l 2 points3 points ago

What are we supposed to do when we put our arm around you? Seems pointless to just hang it there...

[–]AvianMinded 8 points9 points ago

Hmmm... Maybe hold a smartphone up, so we can have hands-free Reddit access?

[–]Battletooth 2 points3 points ago

My fiancée doesn't like the subs I have.

I'm looking at you, /r/gonewild. ಠ_ಠ

[–]AvianMinded 0 points1 point ago

So for a split second I saw your reply and thought I was looking at a thread from /r/BDSM. I was going to suggest that you find better submissives for you and your fiancée to play with... The internet has destroyed my ability to think like a normal person.

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was talking about. We're reddit addicts so we make all of our subs legally change their names to reddit subreddits.

/r/gonewild and my fiancée don't get along at all. Tsk tsk tsk.

[–]mysticsavage 0 points1 point ago

He should have probably washed his hands if he's that contagious.

[–]Bumblebree 0 points1 point ago

It would be if I didn't have a tattoo there.

[–]i_like_salad 3 points4 points ago

I read bumbledore :(

[–]Bumblebree 5 points6 points ago

BAHAHAHA. Yessssss.

[–]catsfive -1 points0 points ago

I do this. Absolutely, 100% unaware. Especially when she is irritated. Take it from me (a month fresh out), it'll absolutely kill you. You'll scream. "Don't touch me," you'll say. Then you won't make love for a month. And in those 30 days, it'll all deflate into nothing and you'll just move on.

[–]Bumblebree 0 points1 point ago

The flicking your fingers over the same spot on the arm over and over makes the nerves freak out. He does it to simultaneously give comfort and let out nervous energy. I try not to get mad.

Also, a month? Boooooo. Sex every couple days at the worst or I dont let him sleep.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 24 points25 points ago

I imagine this is what evenings at the Sandusky household looked like.

[–]FenrirIII 5 points6 points ago

No, that is clearly a girl.

[–]sprintingsloth 3 points4 points ago

What show/movie this .gif from? It's Star Wars, but I'm ashamed to admit I have no idea when this scene happens.

[–]angryraisin 27 points28 points ago

I believe it is the Ewok Adventures - Caravan of Courage.

It could also be The Battle for Endor but I am betting on Caravan of Courage.

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

It is Battle for Endor.

[–]aZombieSlayer 1 point2 points ago

I'm 99% sure, this is from Battle for Endor, during this part Noa Briqualon (Wilford Brimley) douses Wicket and Cindel's fire after kicking them out of his cottage. "What are you trying to do, burn down the whole forest?!" "But I was colllld!"

[–]Chells_Cake 2 points3 points ago

These movies completed my childhood. I wanted to be Cindel and have Ewok adventures!

As an adult - not bad =)

Edited for correct spelling

[–]Tr1pla 5 points6 points ago

"Star Cruiser eeeaaannngggghhh CRASH!"

[–]themidnitesnack 1 point2 points ago

They sell this as a double feature DVD :)

[–]Chells_Cake 1 point2 points ago

This I own =)

[–]tyme 1 point2 points ago

This is from The Battle for Endor. Cindel wears white, padded over-shirt in Caravan of Courage with a white, frumpy headband. In this image she has the brown, "strap" style headband and brown over-shirt, which she wears in The Battle for Endor.

[–]killedmypassword 0 points1 point ago

DUDE, i have been trying to remember what this was for at least 5 years. thank you so much

[–]_PirateWench_ 0 points1 point ago

It's the Battle for Endor. I just re-watched it the other day on YouTube. I had the movie that my grandfather recorded from his TV in the early 80s (complete with 80s commercials) that my siblings and I had re-watched so many times as kids that the film is worn out with lines through almost every scene. So when I watched it the other day I was simply amazed because I'd never seen it in such high quality before!

[–]blerpydo 0 points1 point ago

The battle for Endor

[–]Andrebatman 0 points1 point ago

didnt see any of this in hamish and andys caravan of courage :)

[–]sprintingsloth -1 points0 points ago

Just googled Caravan of Courage and that looks to be it. I'll have to get an opinion from r/trees before I decide to watch it. Thanks!

[–]ThatOtherGai 3 points4 points ago

I watched it as a kid, as a child it was a fun movie. As an adult probably not so much.

[–]Tr1pla 0 points1 point ago

Totally worth watching at least once. Though I haven't seen it since I was 13.

[–]tyme 0 points1 point ago

FYI this is actually from Battle for Endor, but you should watch Caravan of Courage first; that way the beginning of BfE will make more sense.

[–]Xpress_interest 0 points1 point ago

If /r/trees tells you to watch it, you didn't really decide to watch it - you just did what you were told to. Deciding to do something implies making the decision yourself - you decided to ask /r/trees if you should watch it. Also, they would definitely tell you to watch them. There are few movies that would be better suited to such endeavors.

[–]sprintingsloth 0 points1 point ago

I fail to follow your logic.

[–]WendyLRogers3 3 points4 points ago

It's not what the Ewok's right hand is doing as much as what its left hand is doing.

[–]chargon 2 points3 points ago

i've never felt so much fear

[–]ctr1ckz 2 points3 points ago

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 4 points5 points ago

Is that Warwick Davis?

[–]no_uh 1 point2 points ago

This reminds my of my love/hate relationship with ewoks... Loved them as a kid, now hate them for being the original trilogy's jar jar...

[–]paulseagull 1 point2 points ago

'Lerdo'

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Funniest god damn thing! Thank you

[–]Grand_Theft_Audio 1 point2 points ago

anytime you get your arms around a 'woman'. riiiight.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 3 points4 points ago

I believe your first problem may be that that's a little boy, not a woman. Not that there's anything wrong with that, in my opinion.

[–]Chells_Cake 7 points8 points ago

it's a little girl - Cindel

[–]ego-tripping 0 points1 point ago

You certainly fulfill the duties imposed by your username.

[–]PurpleCapybara 1 point2 points ago

Prepare your ... oh, never mind, I'll just show myself out

[–]mp07d 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, this is the funniest fuckin gif I've seen in a while

[–]MechanicalCake 1 point2 points ago

I don't care how many people hated those movies, I thought they were awesome when I was little.

[–]HighSorcerer 4 points5 points ago

Man, this gif is popular. I should post it on r/funny, I bet they'd love it.

[–]dxrebirth 0 points1 point ago

You sure showed them! Literally o_O

[–]Issievangisteren 0 points1 point ago

What is that..!? It scares the shit out of me!

[–]adriowl 0 points1 point ago

The cartoon Ewoks I remember watching when I was a kid are much less terrifying than that one...

[–]QCD 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I can watch Return of the Jedi ever again. Thanks, asshole.

[–]MajorMol 0 points1 point ago

Wicket!

[–]mehno 0 points1 point ago

This will give me nightmares.

[–]part_of_me 0 points1 point ago

i loved that movie when i was a kid. it, like Willow, sadly had no staying power :(

[–]chunderbird 0 points1 point ago

I loved ewoks as a kid, but those ewok movies were terrifying. I don't remember why...

[–]StoryBookRanch 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

Well hello there Nightmare fuel.

[–]artg1291 0 points1 point ago

bite the pillow, I'm going in dry

[–]blackmanpk2 0 points1 point ago

It stared into the windows of my soul.

[–]Poofu 0 points1 point ago

Try staring at his face without laughing... Imposibru!

[–]TheyreEatingHer 0 points1 point ago

That's okay. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.

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[–]Casual_Compliments 4 points5 points ago

Your eyes are like opalescent pools of beauty.

[–]arksien 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone REALLY need another reason to hate ewoks?

[–]Dawnbreaka 0 points1 point ago

That's when he whispered, "Bite the pillow...".

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[–]iMcNasty 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen this movie in a pretty long time, but IIRC it's called the Caravan of Courage and the girl in the photo and her family crash-landed on Endor and are trying to rebuild their ship, while the Ewoks care for them. There's also a band of sand-people like bandits that are after a piece of the ship too, but I won't give away spoilers, in case you or someone reading this plans on watching it now.

[–]Peredonov 0 points1 point ago

yub yub.

[–]unfairspy 0 points1 point ago

that was a weird ass movie

[–]timlam 0 points1 point ago

i hope you dont look the same though

[–]Weirdguyflavour 0 points1 point ago

Damn the pedo bear just evolved!

[–]swander42 0 points1 point ago

O man..you know he has sausage fingers under there too...you just know it.

[–]joh04778 0 points1 point ago

Bitch, let the Ewok touch you.

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

The origins of PedoBear.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That is, seriously, the creepiest thing I will see all week.

[–]inderpidibly 0 points1 point ago

okay what is this from.... I've been trying to remember if these movies even actually existed for the longest time

[–]darkknight54 0 points1 point ago

"hold me canteen boy!"

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheNerdWithAFro 0 points1 point ago

Every time I do, I usually follow it up with saying "I love you mom". Sigh

[–]lstud -1 points0 points ago

THANKS! I just snorted in front of my ENTIRE work! SNORTED DAMN YOU!

[–]HighSorcerer 0 points1 point ago

Stop reading Reddit during office meetings.

[–]herpberp -1 points0 points ago

is it possible for anything this good to not be a repost?

[–]svengalus -1 points0 points ago

That's a child. Not a woman.

[–]tattedspyder -1 points0 points ago

His eyes! Like gimlets!

[–]aracorn -2 points-1 points ago

It turns out she's a child?

Seek help.

[–]Sarras -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Red_Leader123 -2 points-1 points ago

i fucking posted that nearly a month ago, I now know what its like to get karma stolen :'(