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[–]malmad 108 points109 points ago

[–]Minim4c 16 points17 points ago

This will be reposted in about 5 minutes or less.

[–]Arcon1337 8 points9 points ago

And in that thread someone will mention it will be reposted again.

[–]Zelcron 10 points11 points ago

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEE!

[–]BigSwedenMan 0 points1 point ago

Don't sing the song! It's not completed yet! We haven't gotten to the part about the reposting cycle circlejerk that inevitably will spawn. Like this one. Karma please!

[–]Cheshyre_Cat 2 points3 points ago

not quite 5 minutes, but reposted within half a day nonetheless:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/wqhu9/reddits_relationship_with_reposts/

[–]triad203 0 points1 point ago

[–]vertigo1083 4 points5 points ago

One of the upvotes look like it flew directly out of his ass.

I caught that one on the first go, too.

[–]Epsilon123 2 points3 points ago

Awesome just awesome.

[–]NancyTheGrimm 1 point2 points ago

Ha. Accurate.

[–]DukeSeventyOne 1 point2 points ago

first accurate [fixed] I've ever seen

[–]StephenAnnells 43 points44 points ago

What the hell is hitting the end of a hose with a shoe going to do!?

[–]milkmymachine 31 points32 points ago

If you try to slap it with your bare hands you'll get bit idiot

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 0 points1 point ago

Tell that to this guy

[–]Athene_Wins 2 points3 points ago

Those are all obviously defanged and more harmless than a milk snake

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

But as harmless as a hose?

[–]Athene_Wins 2 points3 points ago

You ever stick your dick in a hose? That shit is dangerous

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

Can't say I have, brb trying it.

[–]ricardonut 1 point2 points ago

Can't wait for this gif!

[–]FenrirIII 61 points62 points ago

Teach it a lesson.

[–]Hi_Im_Marvin 12 points13 points ago

and show it whos boss.

[–]Troll_McTrolltroll 2 points3 points ago

Hi Marvin.

[–]Funbunion 0 points1 point ago

I hope he does an AMA

[–]Hi_Im_Marvin 1 point2 points ago

Hi Im Marvin AMA

[–]Funbunion 0 points1 point ago

What's it like?

[–]ch00d -1 points0 points ago

and shoe it who's boss.

FTFY.

[–]mndg 8 points9 points ago

Actually this is how hoses fight in the wild. When one male encounters another male in his territory they don't fight until death but they do a kind of battle in which they try to push the other hose's head to the ground. Once a hose is pushed to the ground he has lost and will retreat. This is a really effective way for the hose race to stay alive.

What you see here is the woman slapping the hose to the ground, effectively showing the hose who's boss and making sure the hose will not attack her any further.

[–]JustPeachy17 20 points21 points ago

He probably had never seen a hose before..

[–]Etiolated 21 points22 points ago

[–]spirited1 4 points5 points ago

it's amazing what logos can do

[–]SemiSeriousSam 6 points7 points ago

This is why you educate peasants before letting them near complicated machinery.

[–]loginorreg 12 points13 points ago

The irony.

[–]TazerSquid 3 points4 points ago

It's a good thing he had that shoe!

[–]p0b 2 points3 points ago

The irony is that this itself is a repost.

[–]Jahwio 3 points4 points ago

I see what you did there!

[–]jeneregretterien 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she can't see very well? I used to sell glasses and I was shocked at how often people would come in half-blind, needing glasses. One woman put her new pair on and said,"My God! There's a pattern in this carpet!"

[–]Twig 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!

[–]mappberg 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]TheFifthCan 4 points5 points ago

Reddit trying to fight reposts is as pointless as trying to stop water from coming out of a hose with a shoe.

Water spraying out symbolizes reposts. The man represents reddit. The shoe is reddit's attempt at fighting it.

No matter how many times you fight it, reposts are just gonna keep coming out.

[–]iamasociopath22 -2 points-1 points ago

How high do you have to be to beat a hose with a shoe to get it to stop moving...

[–]NatWilo -2 points-1 points ago

Done With a repost! Oh, you sly brilliant motherfucker

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Except /r/trees they don't care. I love that plaxe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Place* $:

[–]Lexirox 2 points3 points ago

If only Reddit had a edit option.. sigh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm on my phone, so I can't edit it.

[–]Lexirox 1 point2 points ago

Ah. I now take my downvotes away, and replace them with upvotes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well thank you, I don't see why it doesn't have a edit but I guess I need to proof read.

[–]btownbub -4 points-3 points ago

Op does not understand irony. Or does he?