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[–]RedsClues 99 points100 points ago

In Brendon's defense, the other kids shouldn't have kept calling him hedgehog.

[–]DeathStarDriveBy[S] 62 points63 points ago

In Brendon's defense, it was the early 90s and even Nintendo kids wished they were Sonic.

[–]Digitalneo 27 points28 points ago

In Brendon's defense, spikes make him go faster.

[–]llamabrick 24 points25 points ago

GOTTA GO FAST

[–]necrothe -5 points-4 points ago

GOTTA GO FAST

[–]mrgro 15 points16 points ago

its all about timing isn't it

[–]necrothe 4 points5 points ago

It's how the intro goes if anyone remembers it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wayegf5ULk

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 0 points1 point ago

Remembers it? I watched a bit of an episode and there's a fucking RABBIT in it! THIS IS NOT MY CHILDHOOD

Edit: Oh my, this first aired nearly a decade ago! Feels old, man.

[–]I_h8_spiders 6 points7 points ago

In Brendon's defense, bitches love his haircut.

[–]lpisme 4 points5 points ago

'Twas not the early 90s - that looks like its on Judge Judy, so it had to have been later.

[–]EagerSlothWrangler 2 points3 points ago

Indeed. Like the mid'90s. (Judge Judy first aired in 1996)

[–]Fellows23 7 points8 points ago

Brendon: Admits he styled his hair like a pine cone.

[–]FranklyMyDearest 1 point2 points ago

I just stopped by to upvote the person who made fun of his spiked-hair for me.

[–]PatchesKS 52 points53 points ago

I hear the judge took away his pokemon cards for a whole week.

[–]PatchesKS 34 points35 points ago

Also, his pogs.

[–]DeathStarDriveBy[S] 21 points22 points ago

But he got to keep his slammers which is the real "fuck you".

[–]kickpants 12 points13 points ago

It's funny because this picture has probably been around since the 90's.

[–]stabsthedrama 6 points7 points ago

I had an OJ Simpson Slammer picturing him behind bars...like in a slammer...

I swear to god.

[–]BrainWav 4 points5 points ago

I never had a slammer of that, but I had (have, somewhere, I think) a card with 8-12 POGs relating to the trial.

[–]Sl1ppyfist 2 points3 points ago

I totally had that slammer.

[–]danedward 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, Pogs... The mere mention takes me back to when I used to have an Apollo 13 Rocket pog holder. And of course my favorite pogs were the "Bobby's World" ones I got out of a Cookie Crisp's Boxes (I had more collectible ones but that was my fav show)..

[–]dogstarchampion 3 points4 points ago

POGs were great coasters for shot glasses... at least that's what my parents used mine for... :'(

[–]BrainWav 1 point2 points ago

I've got the Apollo 13 rocket (with POGs) sitting on my desk at home.

[–]danedward 1 point2 points ago

Awesome! Do You hide your favorite slammers in the jet propulsion part at the bottom?

[–]BrainWav 1 point2 points ago

I did, not sure if I still have them there. Haven't actually opened it in years.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 115 points116 points ago

If you had that kid headbutt a Jewish kid, you would have human velcro.

[–]MemphisRoots 38 points39 points ago

How in fucks name did that cross your mind. I like it.

[–]fearthejew 17 points18 points ago

why a jewish kid? could have been a black guy

[–]smartalec5595 5 points6 points ago

A jew fro would make better velcro material than a regular afro..

[–]fearthejew 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, I'd like I see a side by side comparison

[–]ConnorCG 3 points4 points ago

I believe that would be a head-to-head comparison.

[–]filetemyoung 0 points1 point ago

buh-dun-tssss!

[–]thebluehippo 13 points14 points ago

i do beleive that would have therefore become racist. lol

[–]BCP27 4 points5 points ago

Because nobody in history has ever been racist towards the Jews.

[–]ericksonvu 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, and nobody's racist on the internet. /s

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 0 points1 point ago

Why not the Jew? What are you, afraid or something?

[–]fearthejew 0 points1 point ago

I just don't have enough hair to support the challenge..

[–]KDIZZLL 0 points1 point ago

That's racist.

[–]Gimmemormuny 1 point2 points ago

[–]shadowman3001 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I had to read that about 20 times for it to make a damn bit of sense... Then I lol'd

[–]Rushofvivaxyloto 24 points25 points ago

That sure spruced up the court proceedings...

[–]DeathStarDriveBy[S] 22 points23 points ago

Birch, are you for real?

[–]deelawn 17 points18 points ago

i hear tree puns are very Poplar these days

[–]DeathStarDriveBy[S] 15 points16 points ago

Fir realsies?

[–]neonroad 12 points13 points ago

Wood you like to hear another one?

[–]airwalker12 10 points11 points ago

Hear about the superhero, 'Wood-Man'? He had an alder ego - known as Spruce Wayne

[–]hidden_munky 5 points6 points ago

saw this last week. Kid was pining after his toys

[–]anacanac 1 point2 points ago

Both of those also make good pornstar names.

[–]gg4465a 1 point2 points ago

No thanks, these threads can be a real beech to read after a while.

[–]necromundus 5 points6 points ago

These tree puns are pine-full

[–]Rushofvivaxyloto 4 points5 points ago

Birch are you fir real? FTFY

[–]DeathStarDriveBy[S] 8 points9 points ago

You have bested me, sir, and I shall fall on my sword.

Burn the body.

[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

As you wish.

[–]koolaidface 0 points1 point ago

Hey, your Dad is a mayor.

[–]Maxables 4 points5 points ago

Hey, you have koolaid on your face.

[–]ObnoxiousWalrus 8 points9 points ago

Oh, shit went down!

[–]DeathStarDriveBy[S] 15 points16 points ago

Listen, man.
When shit gets real, pinecones get thrown.

[–]Timebomb3822 0 points1 point ago

He gave that bitch a pinecone, bitches love pinecones...

[–]necromundus 7 points8 points ago

Brendon Chaney

Admits he is a pinecone

[–]thekilljoy 4 points5 points ago

In their defense, if he grew up around the same trees I did, those pine cones could do some serious damage.

[–]gold_plated_starman 1 point2 points ago

If that were thrown at someone, it could be super effective!

[–]thekilljoy 2 points3 points ago

We called them "Widowmakers" locally because they would leave some nasty injuries on the construction workers and anyone out cleaning the yard on a gusty day.

And we lived on a mountainside. Everyday was a gusty day.

[–]cgillett 8 points9 points ago

Thug life.

[–]chickenfun1 3 points4 points ago

You aught not done that, he was just a boy!

[–]DSTFU 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a pinecone

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

my thoughts exactly. that, or a porcupine.

[–]sf7 4 points5 points ago

Funny story. Age 5 I threw a pinecone over a fence in my neighbors yard. He called the police on me. I hid under my parents bed. No, my name is not Brendon.

[–]armauld 1 point2 points ago

There has to be more to this story, was there an on-going feud? Was he crazy? Did it kill his cat?

[–]OhHaiMahBros 3 points4 points ago

Bart Simpson?

[–]gold_plated_starman 0 points1 point ago

If he's throwing pinecones, he matches the activities of Bart too.

[–]offdachain 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit. That is my cousin

[–]silent_dave 2 points3 points ago

Luckily he pleaded guilty. The punishment for pine come throwing is 25 years in prison. it's a serious offense.

[–]raging_asshole 2 points3 points ago

When I saw this title, I instantly heard it in my head in Coach McGuirk's voice.

[–]scottchman1 2 points3 points ago

even an 8-year-old can see the flaws in the legal system

[–]BuffaloToast 2 points3 points ago

Crimes in Canada are getting worse by the day

[–]Golf16 2 points3 points ago

He throw his head at someone?

[–]122ninjas 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
We finally have a confession from this motherfucker! 23coms 49pts 1yr pics
Brendon Chaney is on a highway to hell. 160coms 957pts 1yr funny
Brendon tells the truth, but gives zero fucks 8coms 97pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 1 point2 points ago

Every boy has to learn sometime. You never admit to anything..

[–]Careblair3 1 point2 points ago

Shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy, poor little feller

[–]andy8452 1 point2 points ago

his hair is like a pine cone

[–]fretgut 1 point2 points ago

that is SERIOUS stuff. I got detention once for throwing a pinecone, not even kidding.

[–]Shaysdays 1 point2 points ago

The shame of it all caused him to run away from home and take on a new identity somewhere in Canada. Today, 'Ryan Reynolds' is successful and happy, but he still feels embarrassed inside whenever he sees a pine tree.

[–]comendatori 1 point2 points ago

Canadian Criminals!!!

[–]Beeht 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, he kind of looks like what the real life Bart Simpson would look like.

[–]lemi69 1 point2 points ago

the kid looks like Bart Simpson

[–]barbie27 1 point2 points ago

That Brendan is such a cheeky little monkeypuzzle

[–]SquidManGodofWar 1 point2 points ago

I feel awkward about the fact I watch the episode that had this case.

I promise, I don't tune in to these shows...

[–]LowPEZ 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I threw a pinecone. But I did not say I threw the pinecone.

[–]Kani0824 1 point2 points ago

threw is

[–]VoiceoftheDarkSide 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit man that's my first name. Just had a freaky moment there. Thought I was being communicated to by someone and there was going to be a compromising picture of me.

[–]Azarjan 1 point2 points ago

But my name is Brendon, the title of this post scared me.

[–]jbotski 1 point2 points ago

He's befallen a terrible fate, hasn't he?

[–]dogsanddames 1 point2 points ago

[–]BuffaloToast 2 points3 points ago

The "man forced to eat beard" one got me laughing the most

[–]dogsanddames 1 point2 points ago

i think "two billion percent" hits closest to home for me.

[–]BuffaloToast 1 point2 points ago

Well, Tyisha is a lying skank

[–]dogsanddames 1 point2 points ago

not because of that. i just grew up around black people.

[–]BuffaloToast 1 point2 points ago

I like you, dogsanddames

[–]dogsanddames 3 points4 points ago

good, because it's about time i stop lurking/deleting comments, and realize that no one on reddit will ever find me in real life and tell me that they don't like me. what an irrational fear that was. i like you too, buffalotoast.

[–]BuffaloToast 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you. And the thought of someone on reddit finding me is..horrifying at best ಠ_ಠ

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 1 point2 points ago

[–]ArcticSpaceman 2 points3 points ago

Go away creepypasta.

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

by "pinecone" do they mean his hair?

[–]Lakituz 1 point2 points ago

He's met with a terrible fate, hasn't he?

[–]batewoman 1 point2 points ago

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw pine cones.

[–]amaunet 1 point2 points ago

There's no divide between head and hair... It's like he's Bart Simpson...

[–]TerraLucet 1 point2 points ago

Sorry guys, but this needed to happen.

[–]guitarman2012 1 point2 points ago

Up vote for judge judy.

[–]HereticAlpha 0 points1 point ago

My name is eerily close to Brendon and the title creeped me out.

[–]barbie27 1 point2 points ago

Been throwing pinecones recently, BRANDON?

[–]HereticAlpha 1 point2 points ago

Not quite my name, but maybe.

Now it's just a process of taking care of the witnesses.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago

When I was his age, pinecones ended up somewhere a lot more uncomfortable for me. My boy scout troop leader was weird.

[–]speecbeen 0 points1 point ago

News update. Brendon is the pinecone

[–]barbie27 0 points1 point ago

They spelled pine cone wrong.

[–]Brenbuss48 0 points1 point ago

This kids giving all us brendon's a bad rep

[–]PrescientPoster 0 points1 point ago

Choked on my coffee

[–]harry_dean_stanton 0 points1 point ago

"So you admit it then?" -Happy Harry "Admit what" -school principal "that you're SLIME!" -Happy Harry

[–]zipperific 0 points1 point ago

Make me a bicycle, Clown!

[–]lmao247 0 points1 point ago

guys back away, we have rebel...

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

What show is this?

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

He later also admitted that he was a pinecone himself too.

[–]tommy2fingers 0 points1 point ago

I hope Brenden throws even more pinecones after this.

[–]sexygurl69 0 points1 point ago

Watch out we got a badass over here

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

Man that never gets old haha.

[–]jagenigma 0 points1 point ago

in other news, it is reported that a man was arrested for stepping around too hard while walking

[–]supermuffinzzz 0 points1 point ago

This is from judge trudy, he threw it and damaged somebodys car

[–]dogsanddames 0 points1 point ago

wow was the car made of fucking paper

[–]supermuffinzzz 0 points1 point ago

I think he threw it at a sign or something and it fell but all I know for sure is that it was judge trudy and a motherfuckun pinecone...

[–]mrMishler 0 points1 point ago

Admits he is a pinecone

[–]Robius 0 points1 point ago

Did the title remind anyone else of the Ben Drowned creepypasta?

[–]Tatpixie13 0 points1 point ago

When I was younger I spat at a mail truck! Am I going to jail now?

[–]cormano 0 points1 point ago

I think i've seen 1 or 2 episodes of Judge Judy and I actually seen this one. This turd was throwing pine cones at a car and the Plaintiff was looking to repair the paint.

[–]unanything 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of that one time I got detention for burning an onion at school, in social economics class or something.

[–]B4timeBegan 0 points1 point ago

Finally someone who spells brendon the same way as me

[–]dogsanddames 1 point2 points ago

the same way as i*

[–]BionicBeans 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? I have never met another Brendon before. I seriously thought this was directed at me...

[–]BL4ZIN13 0 points1 point ago

Is there a subreddit for these types of pictures?

[–]booshjon 0 points1 point ago

Watch out we got a badass over here

[–]superpedo 0 points1 point ago

Brendon is such a stupid name. Imagine having that shit when your 40.

[–]AldenH21 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way to hard at this than I should have...

[–]Chevexx 0 points1 point ago

Some don't choose the Thug Life. The Thug Life chooses them.

[–]Mazo -3 points-2 points ago

[–]ChefMate989 -3 points-2 points ago

Downvote. Repost.