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[–]illuminatiparty 2 points3 points ago

For the elephant butt hole diving apparently.

[–]TheSlam 2 points3 points ago

What if he clenches

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[–]outlawaol 2 points3 points ago

Drew straws I see, first straw is doing nothing, second is 'holding something on the elephant' and thirdly going waste deep into the rectum of the largest land animal on earth. I'm curious what the hose is for? Breathing? Cleaning? Both?

[–]MOVES_HYPHENS 2 points3 points ago

waste deep

Can't tell if genius word replacement or used the wrong homonym...

[–]DirtyKlam22 2 points3 points ago

your mom at the ob gyn?

[–]bubblerapper 2 points3 points ago

[–]GoneAPeSh1t 0 points1 point ago

As if seeing it once wasn't enough

[–]FecalTaco 2 points3 points ago

Going to veterinary school : 975,462

Putting half of my body into an elephants ass : priceless

[–]a_view_from 1 point2 points ago

While not waist deep, it is shoulder deep. The person has their right arm shoved up the pachyderm's pucker hole.

[–]vinodipinte 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I picture the elephant at the other end with a person deep in its mouth. I need to stop watching porn for a while.

[–]BuffPiggy 1 point2 points ago

Dat ass.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Looks like you've got yourself....

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

....an Ace in the hole. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

[–]throwaway555789 1 point2 points ago

Could be used as an anti ad for some telephone companies...

Can you rear me now?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That guy looking at the camera seems jealous he's not hip-deep in that pachyderm.

[–]stevethewanker 0 points1 point ago

Your currently in the denial state of being into beastiality

[–]returno 0 points1 point ago

Yes I need a five-foot long condom. Yes, really. I do.

[–]marsasagirl 0 points1 point ago

My future looks very dark indeed. Thanks for the heads up...err.

[–]Benb121 0 points1 point ago

Quite a few people seem to be thinking that the man has HALF his body inside the elephant. Look at the guy standing right next to him, the guy on the right isn't 10ft tall.

[–]Oppositesattract 0 points1 point ago

Nothing going on here. Walk away.