this post was submitted on
876 points (55% like it)
4,189 up votes 3,313 down votes

funny

subscribe2,234,294 readers

No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 58 comments

[–]okaythisisit 89 points90 points ago

Oh, this seems familiar.

title comnts points age /r/
Quote from man stabbed 5coms 13pts 27dys funny
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" 1com 2pts 3dys pics
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" 0coms 0pts 3dys WTF
Things you can say that will always end in a stabbing 0coms -7pts 29dys funny
"Quote from man stabbed" 2coms -6pts 16dys funny
...and then Custer said, they are only Indians. 0coms -1pt 21dys funny
Well, shit. 6coms 10pts 24dys funny
Quote from man stabbed 1com -8pts 27dys funny
Well, are ya? 168coms 1940pts 1mo funny
Yep. 3coms 3pts 21dys funny
What are you gonna do, stab me? 2coms 70pts 29dys funny
Well, how did he respond? 2coms -4pts 23dys funny
I guess so.. 0coms -4pts 26dys funny
Well, that's one way to answer the question... 0coms -6pts 23dys funny
I guess he got what he asked for. 1com 9pts 26dys funny
Quote from man stabbed 0coms -4pts 27dys funny
Telling the future 0coms -6pts 28dys funny
That about answers that question 1com 15pts 27dys pics
Yes 3coms 0pts 27dys funny
What are you gonna do? 0coms -3pts 27dys funny
quote from man stabbed 19coms 355pts 28dys funny
quote from man stabbed 0coms -2pts 26dys pics
Why yes, actually 4coms 4pts 24dys funny
What are you going to do, stab me? 4coms 4pts 27dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]desenagrator 33 points34 points ago

Holy reposts, batman!

[–]TaintedSquirrel 8 points9 points ago

1 month 1940 points, 28 days 355 points. ~3 day repost and it succeeded in the same subreddit. Crazy.

[–]JakeMan145 5 points6 points ago

Not sure if i should be impressed or if I think you need to go outside every once in awhile

[–]silenc3x 3 points4 points ago

Neither. It's not like he painstakingly formulated that list himself in Excel over the past month.

www.karmadecay.com

[–]okaythisisit 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

get sun

[–]okaythisisit 1 point2 points ago

See, the thing about karmadecay is it does all the work for you.. and this has been posted 20+ times in a month.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

what?

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

About a month since it got a decent amount of views.. I aint even mad.

[–]500CID 12 points13 points ago

Spokane !

[–]corghi 5 points6 points ago

Spokanite here :3

[–]j-random 0 points1 point ago

Now go speak it over there...

[–]greenapple676 2 points3 points ago

Ohhh Spokane.....

[–]ScottsTots69 3 points4 points ago

Yeah! I'm in Spokane right meow

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]tehreal_mattfugitive 1 point2 points ago

..former Spokanite.

[–]chesh420 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, only in Spokane. BTW: for a good laugh, have any of you looked up Spokane rap videos on YouTube? Nothing kills me more then watching someone try to act gangster while rapping in the Parkade.

[–]tehreal_mattfugitive 0 points1 point ago

No but I've had a bunch of people try to pimp there self made CD's outside my job quite a few times.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 6 points7 points ago

His actual quote was "Are you going to repost this a thousand times?".

[–]TaintedSquirrel 7 points8 points ago

Every time someone reposts this image, the man gets stabbed again.

Please, think of the man.

[–]frzfox 2 points3 points ago

This kills the man

[–]danish_hole 0 points1 point ago

But people still keep stabbing..

[–]Toobad113 1 point2 points ago

At least his last question was answered

[–]ScottsTots69 2 points3 points ago

SPOKANE!

[–]Mozen 2 points3 points ago

What did you do? Wait two weeks and then repost?

[–]lifelesslies 2 points3 points ago

west michigan!

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 3 points4 points ago

Born and raised!

[–]6Sungods 1 point2 points ago

On the playground, used to spend most of my days.

[–]CharioteerOut 2 points3 points ago

Chillin, Freezin, bingein' all cool

And shootin' at some moose outside of the school

When a couple of Ohioans who were up to no good,

Started growin corn up in my neighborhood.

[–]asdfman123 0 points1 point ago

Next on Dramatic Irony at 11...

[–]FecalTaco 0 points1 point ago

Guess he knew what was coming

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 1 point2 points ago

They didn't say he died. Those weren't his last words.

[–]TheAvoh 2 points3 points ago

You're right, his last words were probable "Oh fuck! You were going to stab me!"

[–]DickHole_Hair 0 points1 point ago

Don't give the guy with a knife ideas, because it probably won't end well.

[–]WooglinsWill 1 point2 points ago

Very conflicted. Repost yet funny every time!

[–]tokeyoh 0 points1 point ago

get him to the greek, anyone?

[–]blueblood09 0 points1 point ago

1000 points to Ryan Stiles!

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' Neville Bartos!!

[–]dylankrebsbach 0 points1 point ago

what are you gonna do? re-post me? I need to give reddit a break, so this shit can become original again

[–]sneezylee 0 points1 point ago

Well Im just glad it was in HD so I could read it.

[–]andy5cod 0 points1 point ago

Apparently yes

[–]hilow0090 0 points1 point ago

i noticed that the OP is a fag and hasnt responded to the allocations of the most heinous nature

[–]j-random 0 points1 point ago

I thought the heinous nature allocations weren't supposed to come in until next week?

[–]Tidler 0 points1 point ago

[–]Unwright 0 points1 point ago

Was he also a Striped Biologist Taunter?

(What are you going to do, shoot us?)

[–]maxpower1928 0 points1 point ago

my first thought was of Gob http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4qOKybOKXs

[–]OnlyAMuffin 0 points1 point ago

cough .. cough ... repost .. cough.

[–]BullpenCatcher 0 points1 point ago

"It's not like you can just kill me!?".. "Actually, it's a lot like that."

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

Just like those bastards from MGS2. Should've have just given up the dog tag.

[–]declar 0 points1 point ago

What are Things not to say to a man with a knife?

[–]DayFade 0 points1 point ago

still funnier than 95% of the trash I see on r/funny

[–]MineWiz 0 points1 point ago

Repost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Simba7 1 point2 points ago

Most people don't die of being stabbed, even if it's a few times. Usually the internal trauma is not too severe, and the knife cannot pierce deeply enough to damage vital organs. Even if so, they are usually able to be fixed right up at a nearby hospital if taken in a timely manner.

Also it's apparently a massive repost.

Everything about this is bad!

[–]CreamyKnougat -2 points-1 points ago

I think he got the point.

[–]_christopher_ -2 points-1 points ago

Don't even start poking around with that idea.

[–]j-random -1 points0 points ago

Cut it out, both of you!

[–]random0005 -1 points0 points ago

repost downvote....