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[–]B4r4n 3 points4 points ago

Why are you talking to mosquitos on the phone?

[–]zth25 2 points3 points ago

HELLO. YES, THIS IS MOSQUITO.

[–]Irf00[S] 2 points3 points ago

I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

[–]Puddin378 2 points3 points ago

[–]pumpkinhooker 1 point2 points ago

He was bad ass in The Grey.

[–]yesman609 1 point2 points ago

what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

[–]mjbdn9 1 point2 points ago

upvotes for Liam Neeson

[–]JumpInTheJelly 0 points1 point ago

Good luck. click

[–]dragonpantz 0 points1 point ago

But... think of all the hungry spiders!

[–]WindowLooker 0 points1 point ago

Yeah fuck those blood sucking parasites. I had an epic battle with them last night.

[–]CheesusDairyMessiah 0 points1 point ago

This is funny but post it on /r/AdviceAnimals instead.

[–]Hooin_Kyoma 1 point2 points ago

We don't go there anymore. crosses arms while carrying a concerned face

[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus -2 points-1 points ago

So you'd encourage people to bring that garbage here?

[–]GodEmperor 0 points1 point ago

Guessed the meme before clicking. Teehee.

[–]MASS_construction -1 points0 points ago

The real question is, why do you have mosquitoes in your room?