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[–]genteelbartender 2 points3 points ago

Vegitarianism?!

[–]astrojeepney[S] 1 point2 points ago

I dunno, I think the levitation bit is particularly frightening.

We have to constantly remind ourselves not to levitate. In case we our souls be damned.

[–]happyathiestmommy 1 point2 points ago

Vegetarian werewolves are the worst. Oh, the carrot carnage!

[–]Realn 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand that one either.

[–]DuckyNK 1 point2 points ago

Pot parties nothing about pot soirées

[–]RickEvans 1 point2 points ago

Somehow I doubt anyone who would take this seriously would have any idea what trilateralism is.

Also, at least they got one thing right: twilight IS evil.

[–]mikeinternet 0 points1 point ago

There is a good ten on here that I'm down with.

[–]Capercaillie 0 points1 point ago

I remember that verse in Ephesians, "Woe unto he that partaketh in the alt 'comix,' for he shall surely have Satan's toenail thrust into his anus."

I have a different translation than most people.

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[–]ThatCanuck 0 points1 point ago

REMOTE VIEWING?!?!

[–]EmperorJake 0 points1 point ago

I do that all the time; I use a VNC client.

[–]ThatCanuck 0 points1 point ago

Can you tell me what the doorway to demonic posession looks like on a computer screen then?

[–]zorba1 0 points1 point ago

Backmasking? Is this from the 80s?

[–]happyathiestmommy 0 points1 point ago

Will someone turn this into a bingo card already so we can all play?!?!

[–]mctavi 0 points1 point ago

So, by this list Jesus is right out from the first entry, but like Thor is cool.

[–]Maymot97 0 points1 point ago

This takes half of my favorite things off the board. :( Oh well!