this post was submitted on
163 points (80% like it)
216 up votes 53 down votes

funny

subscribe2,409,036 readers

12,119 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 19 comments

[–]chaaaaaaaa 12 points13 points ago

Someone slap the fuck out that bitch.

[–]Megawatts19 2 points3 points ago

PLEASE!! I'LL PAY YOU ONE THOUSAND DOLL HAIRS!!

[–]XypherFTW 7 points8 points ago

'Oh my god! I've been playing Temple Run for 30 minutes! I am SUCH a nerd! XDXXDD:P=)))=D<3<3<<3<<<<33333'

[–]TwistedDrum5 7 points8 points ago

Should've told her to stop being a poser.

[–]thegr8n8 5 points6 points ago

3 stars on angry birds

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

People like this deserve a punch in the face. Not only is she a poser she was a stupid bitch to that sweet guy who did absolutely nothing but try to start a conversation that buy her status she should be excited about. I hate stupid bitches like her who are only "nerdy" because it's the latest trend. Okay sorry I'll stop ranting.

TL;DR she's a bitch.

[–]martin_dc16gte 0 points1 point ago

That's what he did wrong, he didn't start a conversation by "buy"-ing her anything

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol whoops I'm meant by haha xD I was too mad for grammar lol.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Don wrry evrythin r gon b k.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 1 point2 points ago

reposted on here 1000 times.

[–]smurph5456 1 point2 points ago

i dont care that its a repost but it just happens to be one. the OP doesn't know anything about the situation, he/she will not deliver.

[–]PsychicNinja_ 0 points1 point ago

Many of the girls I know are like this. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Kill.

[–]Teatreeisawesome 1 point2 points ago

The answer is to repost things on reddit.

[–]Crazii-P 1 point2 points ago

Ellen Boddeker ! I got it

[–]this_one_jumps 0 points1 point ago

I would have replied to her "stop commenting" with "ok" :)

[–]DasBeerBoot 1 point2 points ago

Someone should punch her right in her hepatitis.

[–]ag25 0 points1 point ago

Girls like that make it really difficult for me. Being a girl and a huge gamer, it's frustrating when you try to discuss a game with a chick like that..at first it's like 'yes a chick to annihilate the boys with' then comes disappointment and I go back to playing with the boys. Can she go die in a fire now?

[–]CrysDawn 0 points1 point ago

Why are you friends with her?

Also, you didn't black out her name enough.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 1 point2 points ago

this is a repost so this isn't the OPs photo & who gives a shit.