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Yeah.. I am definitely ok with this.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Rumour972 547 points548 points ago

That doesn't seem like a good outfit for an assassin, especially since it attracts attention.

[–]splepage 414 points415 points ago

And while you're distracted, the real assassin chick kills you. It's a flawless plan.

[–]isanthrope_may 164 points165 points ago

"The idea that you would do anything to me is awesome"

-Lutz

[–]Geaux12 72 points73 points ago

"Why don't we trick him into kissing me? That would be so funny because I'm not gay".

[–]ponto1 2 points3 points ago

She has a big ass.. me likey

[–]NotTrying2Hard 46 points47 points ago

Clever girl.

[–]PaulsyMoFo 7 points8 points ago

Jerk ass sick Park!

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    [–]blue_oxen 36 points37 points ago

    I found her hiding in plain sight. http://i.imgur.com/vZEOE.jpg

    [–]OziOziOziOiOiOi 11 points12 points ago

    Does that mean the black girl up the back is part of the cosplay, and is the real assassin. 0_0

    [–]Shanhaevel 19 points20 points ago

    You know, it's just like using prostitutes to attract attention. Except when they start grumping, you accept them into the Brotherhood. They shut up about being unappreciated and you got hos around. Double gain.

    [–]sedated14 2 points3 points ago

    Woman in Red Dress theory

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      [–]_TURbo 106 points107 points ago

      Nothing is true. Boner is permitted.

      [–]AgentGinger149 43 points44 points ago

      Oh please, like the in-game outfits never attracted attention. Ezio's black outfit in Revelations was a little more subtle, but the white outfits couldn't be more unique.

      [–]AltairEagleEye 38 points39 points ago

      I agree. How could a guard see a guy with a friggen crossbow on his back and say 'oh that person is not of interest at all.'

      [–]Cyberslasher 3 points4 points ago

      In the first one, during the sibrand assasination, they explain it as being dressed like a priest to sow confusion.

      Edit: fixed format so spoiler block out actually worked.

      [–]namesrhardtothinkof 6 points7 points ago

      Yes, in the robes were first simply those of scholars, but as they became tradition, Ezio kinda just went "fuck it" and killed everybody.
      On another note, if you watch the ACII and Brotherhood trailer, his robes clearly mark him as an assassin, and the moment any guards see him they try to attack. They all die.

      [–]darkstar3333 1 point2 points ago

      Self Preservation based ignorance.

      Basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIFRsGSSKYw&feature=player_detailpage#t=11s

      [–]M374llic4[S] 1 point2 points ago

      SPOILER!!!!

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        [–]AgentGinger149 1 point2 points ago

        Lol I love on the first game after I killed someone and then I start climbing the nearest building. Someone walks by, "Who is responsible for this!?" totally ignoring the guy dressed in all white armed to the teeth and climbing up a fucking wall.

        [–]Hipstershy 29 points30 points ago

        I actually remember reading something about Altair's white clothing in the original AC game being an intentional choice, specifically due to the fact that it didn't look out-of-place in most crowds. For the most part, it seemed to work as well. And even some of the later games seemed to work together with a lot of the clothing choices you had- the colors you chose were usually in the color pallet that civilians wore.

        All of this lost its use, though, when all the armor and weapons you amassed made you look like a tank strolling down the streets of Rome/Istanbul/[City Name Here]. The colors between your clothes and armor clashed together, as well, so the effect was even more pronounced. I really hope that's something they fix in ACIII. Connor looks badass but he also has to look fairly subtle.

        [–]hoodatninja 1 point2 points ago

        I feel like he'd be more "ok" though because he's at least in the Colonies, i.e. he is fighting with the revolution, it seems (although i'm sure it will prove more complicated). He's not out of place carrying weapons because they are at war, you know?

        [–]thesearmsshootlasers 7 points8 points ago

        At the least he shouldn't have armour. It had pretty much been abandoned by that point.

        [–]WolfDawg 1 point2 points ago

        Well...considering the weaponry he'd have to have something that can stop a bullet but be able to move swiftly in. Also bears.

        [–]Risen_Hayz 1 point2 points ago

        Nope, he wears native American garb mixed with the very prominent white hood if the trailer is to be believed...

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            [–]Killm360 12 points13 points ago

            DAT thigh

            [–]killroy901 1 point2 points ago

            My boner just can't Requiescat in pacem

            [–]Dukuz 12 points13 points ago

            Good thing she is just trying to look good while mixing in a video game character she likes and isn't actually an assassin then. Just like every other sexy cosplay gets to the frontpage of r/gaming you all yell at her/op because "it's not effective for battle".

            [–]Murrabbit 24 points25 points ago

            Admittedly Ezio had the exact same problem, but this is not the solution to the criticism that he was wildly over-dressed for an assassin. . .

            [–]noddwyd 38 points39 points ago

            I call it the naruto theory of stealth. If you can sneak up on someone wearing BRIGHT ORANGE, well, then, you're stealth must be pretty good.

            [–]Ninjastronaut 16 points17 points ago

            And lets not forget that he has the decency (?) to shout-out his move before attacking......

            [–]Chii 6 points7 points ago

            and so does every other ninja in the naruto universe....so it sort of equalizes.

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              [–]PurinaMooseChow 12 points13 points ago

              Even so, I'm FAAAR more interested in where she keeps her maps and smoke bombs!

              [–]JinxKwB 1 point2 points ago

              I'm not the only one!

              [–]astrograph 110 points111 points ago

              DEM THIGHS

              hgnnnnnnnnn

              [–]datsmokes 27 points28 points ago

              I hnnnng'd

              [–]PhreaksChinstrap 33 points34 points ago

              I hgnnnng'd at that .gif a little too much.

              Shut up she's of age now.

              [–]Freakazo 12 points13 points ago

              This raises an interesting question, what if I was younger took highly suggestive photos of myself, so that the older perverted me could enjoy myself.

              Would that be illegal?

              [–]Throwaway_account134 1 point2 points ago

              Pretty sure yeah, as currently there are teenagers who have gotten in trouble with the law for photos of themselves.

              [–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

              Relevant story: at a previous job, I was working on the computer of a school principal, and noticed a post-it note beside the keyboard with a couple URLs written down that were obviously those kinds of sites. When the principal came back in, I asked what that was all about, and was told that those were sites being run by a couple of the students attending there. I wonder where child protection laws apply when they're doing it to themselves?

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                [–]ameyp 1 point2 points ago

                Who is she?

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                    [–]djveneko 11 points12 points ago

                    Girl walks towards her target, he gets distracted and aroused.Girl assassin is now in front of him makes sexy moves and touchy, she poisons him then she just walks away like nothing happened.

                    [–]heimdal77 3 points4 points ago

                    Well the last thing you'd be looking at is her hands..

                    [–]porkboi 7 points8 points ago

                    stfu and fap damnit

                    [–]UnsightlyBastard 5 points6 points ago

                    The normal assassins creed outfit already attracts attention... the one in assassins creed 3 looks particularly out of place...

                    [–]A_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

                    Especially in the middle eastern countries where the women are covered head to toe.

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                      [–]sunrdawn27 123 points124 points ago

                      I met her at Comic Con. She seems really cool and fierce. I asked to take a picture of her, and she immediately flicked her wrists for the blades to come out and posed.

                      [–]Nezura 33 points34 points ago

                      Do you have more pics of her?

                      [–]sunrdawn27 97 points98 points ago

                      Yea, here is the picture I took. I also took one while she was being interviewed but that came out blurry. Imgur

                      Edit: Here she is, being interviewed. Imgur

                      [–]Nezura 17 points18 points ago

                      thanks for this ;)

                      [–]Jayross 101 points102 points ago

                      creepy-ass wink.

                      [–]MatterMass 72 points73 points ago

                      creepy ass-wink

                      [–]irawwwr 29 points30 points ago

                      how many kinds of ass-winks are out there?

                      [–]AssassinFlonne 14 points15 points ago

                      Let's just say it takes a master to do one that's not creepy.

                      [–]Drook 1 point2 points ago

                      ;˩

                      [–]Dr_Fetus 1 point2 points ago

                      ;¬]

                      [–]mythcaptor 2 points3 points ago

                      relevant

                      [–]Doctor_Tobias_Funke 1 point2 points ago

                      wink

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                        [–]IAmAtomato 39 points40 points ago

                        "Thanks for this ;)"

                        Translation: Thank you for this, I am now going to go fap until I jizz blood.

                        [–]Misoza 3 points4 points ago

                        Interview pic, other pic, OP's pic. Aye, that be the order.

                        [–]IAmAtomato 2 points3 points ago

                        Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab, Alt. Tab - jizz

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                              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

                              I must find out what this Comic Con is.

                              [–]sectorfour 65 points66 points ago

                              It's an old wooden ship.

                              [–]GroinFro 12 points13 points ago

                              I don't think the network cares about an old wooden ship Ron.

                              [–]johnnyringo41 4 points5 points ago

                              was it used in the civil war?

                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                              you mean I gotta go to jail and travel to Mehlico to find out? damndamn

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                                  [–]Hersheyhole 19 points20 points ago

                                  How likely is it that she saw this photo?: http://imgur.com/r/gaming/f3QRm

                                  Edit: I would like to point out that this isn't my drawing, just one I remember seeing on Imgur.

                                  [–]Auriee 4 points5 points ago

                                  I definitely did not not fap to this.

                                  [–]Here_is_a_Down_Vote 2 points3 points ago

                                  Yeah, but I definitely did.

                                  [–]TentacleFace 2 points3 points ago

                                  HIGH FAP FIVE

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                                    [–]smartalco 454 points455 points ago

                                    I'm more partial to this

                                    [–]1zero2two8eight 58 points59 points ago

                                    Dat assassin.

                                    [–]M374llic4[S] 141 points142 points ago

                                    Not bad either. If we are going a bit more for accuracy then the one below probably wins.. this post was not for accuracy though. More I guess for the "yum" factor.

                                    http://i.imgur.com/G1Qls.jpg

                                    [–]smartalco 122 points123 points ago

                                    Well yes, but I was keeping the female part of the OP in tact.

                                    [–]elderezlo 72 points73 points ago

                                    Having a female assassin cosplay is perfectly valid, just not for Ezio. In Brotherhood, all of my recruits were women. I called it my Harem of Death.

                                    [–]Meiresthai 47 points48 points ago

                                    One would expect a small amount of guilt from purposefully leaving all of the struggling men to die as you ran through the city. No matter. A high-pitched scream? A woman is in trouble nearby. You better drop everything you're doing to go save her from the guards, whether she was at fault for the crime or not. One by one, all the women in the city (who aren't already prostitutes, or ugly) are indebted to you. Yes, Ezio, train them to be your Harem. The Harem Of Death.

                                    [–]NihilCredo 8 points9 points ago

                                    "Sorry dude, but affirmative action".

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                                      [–]CAredditBoss 5 points6 points ago

                                      new AC vita game features a woman

                                      [–]Jesois 11 points12 points ago

                                      This is exactly what I did in Brotherhood. Except after a certain point, I couldn't find any more women so I left the spaces blank. Only women shall serve me!!!

                                      [–]CaptainSombrero 4 points5 points ago

                                      There are some places that always spawn women, though. Quite a few, actually. Next time you play, try memorizing.

                                      [–]dropkickthegreek 1 point2 points ago

                                      Gaddafi bro, is that you?

                                      [–]WillowDRosenberg 1 point2 points ago

                                      I had this same issue. Just keep looking, it's definitely possible. I let one guy in, then sent him to his death, then finally was able to find another woman to fill the last spot.

                                      [–]DementedHeadcrab 44 points45 points ago

                                      Yes but then OP wouldnt have a reason to reply and get maximum karma from this post

                                      [–]booty_slapper 10 points11 points ago

                                      OP should reply to continue the maximum karma

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                                          [–]GWNCILM 11 points12 points ago

                                          You know what I don't get about assassins? Why they do the wolf stare and why their hood covers their view. I get the "Because it looks badass!" argument but it wouldn't work in the real world.

                                          [–]SmartShark 22 points23 points ago

                                          Well, wearing an Assassin uniform truthfully wouldn't make you a very good assassin either, if we're being realistic. I've always been bothered by this.

                                          [–]everybell 11 points12 points ago

                                          I've always justified it in my head by saying that their skills of deception and nimbleness made it so that they could pass any obstacle even while directly handicapping themselves by giving a visual cue to what their purpose is.

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                                            [–]notgnillorT_riS 8 points9 points ago

                                            maybe they don't need to look because of their highly trained assassin senses

                                            [–]TheBrainofBrian 24 points25 points ago

                                            10/10 Would get killed by again.

                                            [–]jyjjy 1 point2 points ago

                                            Doesn't matter had... getting repeatedly penetrated by a retractable dagger counts as sex right?

                                            [–]KaziArmada 2 points3 points ago

                                            I duno, I find the one with more clothing on sexier...

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                                              [–]Gallifrasian 5 points6 points ago

                                              The frilly-ness around the edge of the hood absolutely makes it. It has a lingerie feeling to it.

                                              [–]A_British_Gentleman 6 points7 points ago

                                              I completely agree. Why do so many comic-con ladies have to make their female versions look like sluts?

                                              [–]servohahn 4 points5 points ago

                                              It's basically the same only one does not have pants.

                                              [–]FairlyLargeLineman 3 points4 points ago

                                              She's dressed to cosplay, not dressed to be slutty. She has class and has beauty that she keeps to herself and shows in her own special ways. This is a yum. Though I like it either way... fuck it.. BRING THEM BOTH IN!

                                              [–]StormyJet 6 points7 points ago

                                              NOOOOO, the cape is on the WRONG SIDE, THE WRONG SIDE!!!

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                                                [–]Strug-ga-ling 253 points254 points ago

                                                Did it hurt?

                                                Did what hurt?

                                                When you did the leap of faith into my heart?

                                                [–]BulletBilll 93 points94 points ago

                                                Most likely because your heart is denser than hay.

                                                [–]Poonchow 33 points34 points ago

                                                I can get past the whole DNA-memory thing because it's a pretty cool framing device to keep the player immersed in the game's story, but jumping off a 15 story building into a pile of hay seems a bit far fetched.

                                                [–]BulletBilll 64 points65 points ago

                                                Have you ever tried it? Totally works. [Warning: May not actually work]

                                                [–]IronChariots 16 points17 points ago

                                                Only one way to find out!

                                                [–]TwistedStack 108 points109 points ago

                                                It definitely didn't work in The Witcher 2.

                                                [–]RyanLikesyoface 1 point2 points ago

                                                I believe there was another game that had a reference to this. I don't remember which. Maybe it was Metal Gear Solid?

                                                [–]PriestmanX 1 point2 points ago

                                                You could get Altair's outfit in MGS4

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                                                  [–]smeenz 4 points5 points ago

                                                  That's right! You jump off a 15 storey building into hay, and then reply to this post, and we'll know it worked.

                                                  [–]IronChariots 6 points7 points ago

                                                  I'll report back to you.

                                                  [–]RoadieRich 1 point2 points ago

                                                  OP will deliver.

                                                  [–]abcd_z 1 point2 points ago

                                                  Once. It turns out my ancestor was a baker in Sweden. I don't know about the hay thing, though.

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                                                    [–]imthefooI 3 points4 points ago

                                                    What about jumping into a literal pile of heart?

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                                                        [–]Queue12 22 points23 points ago

                                                        That's not a very good way to avoid attention.

                                                        [–]rxninja 24 points25 points ago

                                                        As far as I understood it, assassins in AC were rarely trying to avoid attention; they, like magicians, were always looking to redirect attention as they saw fit. Want to attack from the rooftops? Get them looking for you at ground level. Want to sneak around a guard? Distract him from his post with courtesans.

                                                        This outfit seems to accomplish that goal perfectly.

                                                        [–]Queue12 6 points7 points ago

                                                        Are you saying I'm too busy staring at the assassin when the real killer is the mocha bear behind her?

                                                        [–]Otzlowe 54 points55 points ago

                                                        You people are perpetuating all the basement nerd stereotypes right now.

                                                        [–]touchy610 34 points35 points ago

                                                        Welcome to Reddit.

                                                        [–]Atario 11 points12 points ago

                                                        Hot chicks who are into what you're into? Better ignore, wouldn't want to appear uncool.

                                                        [–]Goyen 24 points25 points ago

                                                        I saw that girl too.

                                                        [–]DGP3 2 points3 points ago

                                                        I enjoyed looking through your album. Thanks for sharing

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                                                          [–]naturalcauzes 5 points6 points ago

                                                          10/10 Would get assassinated by.

                                                          [–]Babys113 8 points9 points ago

                                                          Not combat viable not interested in hiring.

                                                          [–]Rob_Schneider-fied 64 points65 points ago

                                                          Oh, I guess you didn't notice. I went ahead and fixed it for you.

                                                          [–]drummererb 14 points15 points ago

                                                          Desmond Miles was just an ordinary man. Until one day -record scratch- he became a female assassin. He has to learn that killing isn't always easy -change music- but love is even harder. Rob Schneider in: When In Rome.

                                                          [–]CartmanVT 10 points11 points ago

                                                          Rob Ezio: Male Assassin

                                                          [–]markedanthony 5 points6 points ago

                                                          Rob Schneider is Ass Ass in Misdeed

                                                          [–]jyjjy 2 points3 points ago

                                                          Rob Schneider is a hot female assassin with everything going for him, only problem is he's about to become a carrot!

                                                          [–]KnifePartyLOL 39 points40 points ago

                                                          http://i.imgur.com/QoCMA.gif

                                                          [–]SexuallyTransmitted 8 points9 points ago

                                                          Fucking Steve Brule gets me every time.

                                                          [–]Grithoof 3 points4 points ago

                                                          He must be a pretty good lover then.

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                                                            [–]plazmamuffin 1 point2 points ago

                                                            For your health

                                                            [–]purezelda 1 point2 points ago

                                                            http://i.imgur.com/8tWPv.gif

                                                            [–]JumpyMonky 4 points5 points ago

                                                            Photo seems a bit dark in the face area this is a better one if you're into that sort of thing.

                                                            [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

                                                            Providing a contrasting background in a photo can improve the appearance of the subject.

                                                            [–]allisonivy 133 points134 points ago

                                                            Gentleman. May I point out that /r/cosplay and /r/cosplaygirls already exist, and that this is what /r/gaming has basically become. It was enough of a brotastic circlejerk without you drooling over every pretty girl that gets submitted. It's nothing against her, it's nothing against liking her, it's just some of us might feel alienated by all the overt sausage festivities. And in fact, at this point I'm going to unsubscribe, because that's precisely what's happened. I'm out.

                                                            Edit: People are repeating the same question, so I will further explain my opinion: As a cosplayer, mind you, it is my biggest and most expensive hobby, the reason I have a problem with these cosplay posts, is that most of the discussion has nothing to do with gaming. It has nothing new or funny or relevant to say about gaming, it's just imgur spam. There's infinite subreddits in which we can play "hot or not", and I think it's a reasonable expectation to want /r/gaming to be about gaming. How is gaming going to be explored as a medium if we upvote hurr duur content instead of having real discussions? I've been made aware that there are alternatives for people who also don't want crappy content popping up everyday, so I will go there. My opinion still stands that I think looking at cosplay has little to do with gaming. Case in point, what does Ninja Turtles have to do with gaming? Yes, there were games made, but come on. It's a stretch, and the biggest repost that ever was reposted.

                                                            [–]the_last_fartbender 68 points69 points ago

                                                            Great. There goes the only girl gamer on the internet. Way to go guys.

                                                            [–]BurntFlower 10 points11 points ago

                                                            Don't worry, there are plenty of us still left.

                                                            [–]rxpatient 5 points6 points ago

                                                            Yep, and I don't mind these pictures; and if I did, I'd use the 'hide' feature.

                                                            [–]GreatGadzooks 59 points60 points ago

                                                            If you delegate everything to a more specific subreddit, there's nothing left for r/gaming. /r/gaming is a subreddit for anything related to games. This is related to games. Comic-Con is happening right now, so cosplays are going to be posted. When a major game comes out, there are posts about that. When any major event happens there will be multiple posts related to it. If that's not the kind of subreddit you're looking for, that's perfectly fine and there's nothing wrong with you unsubscribing, but coming to /r/gaming and bitching about the gaming related content is ridiculous. There's no problem if /r/gaming isn't your cup of tea, but that doesn't mean you should complain about it being what it's meant to be.

                                                            Edit: After reading your edit I am positive that your either don't understand the purpose of this subreddit and the differences between /r/gaming and /r/games or /r/truegaming, or you're just being stubborn and don't want to back down from your initial comment.

                                                            [–]pstacks 11 points12 points ago

                                                            I'm okay with "no cosplay", as long as we can have "no Pokemon", too.

                                                            [–]spiderie 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I would also like to add "no Zelda" and "no Mario" there, too.

                                                            [–]pstacks 1 point2 points ago

                                                            Oh, and no "this game got me through my childhood" where the game was released in the last decade. :P

                                                            [–]slymily 2 points3 points ago

                                                            I just wish post were tagged better so you can filter them out. It's hard to filter cosplay and other topics when the title is so ambiguous.

                                                            [–]GreatGadzooks 2 points3 points ago

                                                            It would be awesome if Reddit implemented a tagging system.

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                                                              [–]buttersugarbun 10 points11 points ago

                                                              Precisely. Most of the comments here have nothing to do with gaming. Just creepy redditors telling us about their boners.

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                                                                [–]BlueLinchpin 8 points9 points ago

                                                                For crying out loud.

                                                                [–]bigboyjackson 2 points3 points ago

                                                                all i see is that fine black woman in the background

                                                                [–]apullin 2 points3 points ago

                                                                It would be very easy to sell products to you.

                                                                [–]baconwood 2 points3 points ago

                                                                reddit.com/r/nerdbait

                                                                [–]crymsonnite 2 points3 points ago

                                                                While you're distracted by her thighs, she stabs you herself, that walk would be glorious

                                                                [–]HELLO-_- 2 points3 points ago

                                                                she sure could jump on me from a roof

                                                                [–]dimmy 2 points3 points ago

                                                                With that outfit, she can blend in anywhere without attracting any attention.

                                                                [–]Verizian 2 points3 points ago

                                                                After killing someone, she can quickly blend into a crowd of sexy monks

                                                                [–]evildead4075 8 points9 points ago

                                                                That costume serves no function.

                                                                "it was that one slutty chick in the hooded cape"..."oh yea I remember her, she was sexy, let's go arrest her"...

                                                                [–]likeaglove327 10 points11 points ago

                                                                Its jelly!

                                                                https://www.facebook.com/officialxxgirls

                                                                [–]lnsentience 22 points23 points ago

                                                                Ass

                                                                Ass

                                                                in's

                                                                greed

                                                                [–]bitterweasel 23 points24 points ago

                                                                Ass

                                                                Ass

                                                                in

                                                                sex

                                                                sex

                                                                sexsexsexsexsex

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                                                                  [–]NyteMyre 8 points9 points ago

                                                                  So this is okay, but if a guy has an equal awesome costume, it gets the text: This costume protects my virginity

                                                                  [–]10nmQD 11 points12 points ago

                                                                  I'll translate. It's dumbass for "I couldn't do that so I have to make fun of all the guys who can, or else all the girls will want to have sex with a guy with actual talent instead of me."

                                                                  [–]Dickle 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  I thought that was just 9gag.

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                                                                    [–]gender_bot 25 points26 points ago

                                                                    I identified one face in this photo

                                                                    Face 1:
                                                                    * 83% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
                                                                    * Gender is female with 79% confidence
                                                                    * Approximate Age is 17 with 90% confidence
                                                                    * Persons mood is angry with 15% confidence
                                                                    * Persons lips are sealed with 78% confidence

                                                                    Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

                                                                    [–]Jojopolo 32 points33 points ago

                                                                    17? Damn.

                                                                    [–]L1ghtsaber 8 points9 points ago

                                                                    All asian women look 17 until they hit 40.

                                                                    [–]Snarfbuckle 27 points28 points ago

                                                                    legal in sweden. =)

                                                                    [–]awisepenguin 13 points14 points ago

                                                                    little do you know... http://imgur.com/raNd8

                                                                    [–]yourthevoys 46 points47 points ago

                                                                    Australia too! http://i.imgur.com/Ccmdh.gif

                                                                    [–]NZ-EzyE 23 points24 points ago

                                                                    And New Zealand! http://iforce.co.nz/i/4ulxrwju.wg3.gif

                                                                    [–]cbfw86 3 points4 points ago

                                                                    i love this show.

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                                                                      [–]AltairEagleEye 15 points16 points ago

                                                                      Some places in the US too... off hand, Minnesota... where I live...

                                                                      [–]VampiricPie 6 points7 points ago

                                                                      Florida too... with some special restrictions as to the age between the two ahem parties.

                                                                      [–]Archfeared 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      Karl is a gold mine of reaction images.

                                                                      [–]yourthevoys 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      Ive met him a few times, the girl sitting next to him in said .gif is a mate of mines mum so i have seen the gent and can confirm he is rather funny irl.

                                                                      [–]gramathy 10 points11 points ago

                                                                      Also in quite a few places in the US.

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                                                                          [–]q1o2 5 points6 points ago

                                                                          Her lips are actually open though

                                                                          [–]trickdaddysatan 2 points3 points ago

                                                                          Shes 22, that's Jelly :) I went to high school with her. She's such a cutie.

                                                                          [–]danpascooch 9 points10 points ago

                                                                          Approximate age is 17 with 90% confidence

                                                                          I'm 90% confident that I might be correct

                                                                          [–]Squirrel_Stew 1 point2 points ago

                                                                          Well, you know, 60% of the time, it works every time.

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                                                                            [–]JackNickelAss 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            this is sort of awkward.

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                                                                              [–]havocson 38 points39 points ago

                                                                              I'll show her MY secret blade... Giggity giggity.

                                                                              [–]psycho_clown 74 points75 points ago

                                                                              hidden blade

                                                                              [–]8biticon 18 points19 points ago

                                                                              More like hidden thumbtack.

                                                                              Maaan, innuendos are soooo funny.

                                                                              [–]CIRCLEJERK_OPINION 51 points52 points ago

                                                                              uh oh. Looks like she'll show you hers, too.

                                                                              [–]RadiantSun 18 points19 points ago

                                                                              ಠ_ಠ

                                                                              [–]Greatdrift 1 point2 points ago

                                                                              Ah no the thought of it is burning in my head

                                                                              [–]dookyface 6 points7 points ago

                                                                              lame

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                                                                                [–]Fagsquamntch 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

                                                                                [–]Shippoyasha 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Molto Bene

                                                                                [–]tarzan322 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                She doesn't need weapons. You look at her and have a heart attack. And yes, those thighs!

                                                                                [–]CainVoorhees 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I'm not okay with this. That lighting is horrible.

                                                                                [–]fukeo 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                More Details

                                                                                [–]dre10g 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Larger clearer version

                                                                                [–]Parceval 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Oh god, she can assassinate me any day.

                                                                                [–]LXXV 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Forget blades, she ain't hiding ANYTHING in that outfit...

                                                                                [–]ratm2946 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I tried my best to play and get sucked into the assassins creed games. I really did. The first one lost my interest, and the second one is alright, but it just seems to be the same Run on a rooftop, kill a guy, go back to the rooftops to evade capture, get new quest, run on rooftop, kill a guy, rooftops again to evade capture, get new quest ect ect. I feel like everyone else is experiencing a different game than me.

                                                                                [–]buysomeapples 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                HAHAHA HOT GIRL UPVOTE

                                                                                [–]Nolander117 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Untill she pulls out her hidden blade if ya know what I mean.

                                                                                [–]boogieman117 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                I feel liberated.

                                                                                [–]lifebinder 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Rule 63. Wins every time!

                                                                                [–]Gravyness 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                YOU SILLY, GIRLS DON'T USE THAT MUCH ARMOR

                                                                                [–]effieSC 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Thong of shielding.

                                                                                But in all seriousness, I love the top part of her costume! :D

                                                                                [–]ShuaM75 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                So are we.

                                                                                [–]unfilterthought 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                Well Ezio does blend in with prostitutes...

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