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[–]Teton_POW 17 points18 points ago

teach him how to hold the flashlight properly... that needs to start at an early age. Tough skill

[–]DeweyTheDecimal 11 points12 points ago

My dad tried to teach me this skill, but gave up and told me I was useless. The important lesson I learned was to never try.

[–]Reapr 2 points3 points ago

taught mine this - it's pretty awesome - like having a third hand

[–]jewishjihad 0 points1 point ago

My wife still hasn't mastered it!

[–]nenitiko 9 points10 points ago

flash not flesh

[–]Jazzremix 24 points25 points ago

By the time he's 6, you're gonna be like JUST LET ME DO THIS WITHOUT YOU IN THE WAY....SHIT! ONLY ADULTS SAY THAT WORD

[–]MotorMouth93 7 points8 points ago

When I was two I spent my time trying to get my dads cordless drill while he wasn't looking and drill holes in anything I could.

[–]vslove 1 point2 points ago

My son drilled through a case of mountain dew to fix his sister a drink. Drills can be used for all sorts of projects. :)

[–]Pwright1231 2 points3 points ago

I feel the same way when my 3 year old daughter does the same.

[–]jointsmcdank 2 points3 points ago

This may be the first time I upvoted anything children related.

[–]slipperysandwich 11 points12 points ago

dis I like

[–]Mashiba 11 points12 points ago

you must be Jamaican

[–]InstigatorNY 4 points5 points ago

[–]yolobaggins 1 point2 points ago

Also, I like this.

[–]MontegoBarbados 0 points1 point ago

I dis like

[–]Gamer_ely 3 points4 points ago

this picture seems to be the most posted picture in all of redditom

[–]HandsomeAssNigga 12 points13 points ago

It's all about the title and buildup. This guy knows how to title his shit.

[–]compromised_account 5 points6 points ago

I title my shits according to what feelings it invokes deep within my soul.

[–]JustOneIndividual 6 points7 points ago

This was wonderful and unexpected. My car was stolen :( and I needed a good laugh. Your post is the only one to succeed!

[–]Kendogg1013[S] 2 points3 points ago

My first successful Reddit post! Words cannot explain my joy.

[–]mqqh 2 points3 points ago

Mah nigga

[–]MungoBro 0 points1 point ago

[–]mayimayi 0 points1 point ago

you call your son a nigga?

[–]cvillano 0 points1 point ago

When I was 4 I wanted to help my dad work on the car so while he was under it I took his trusty hacksaw and began to "do work" on the bumper of his brand new Station Wagon

Needless to say, I was not his nigga that day...

[–]SuddenWeatherReport 0 points1 point ago

The only post that made me laugh today, youuuuuuu iss funnnnyyy maaaan.

[–]numb_toes 0 points1 point ago

You da man.

[–]De_Impaler 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once! Very good sir.

[–]threenoms -2 points-1 points ago

rofl.... my man

[–]hatethejess -2 points-1 points ago

Mah toddla. Ftfy

[–]corgan126 -2 points-1 points ago

Love it!